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found a i phone [Dinky means iToca not iPhone, poor sod]


The Somalian

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I remember leaving my phone in the park, a guy found it and called 'mum' in my phone. Got a contact number for me hunted me down, and travelled x amount of miles to link me and give it back. I gave him a pinky for his troubles still.I also remember a man leaving his phone on the seat opposite me on the jubilee line. And he only realised once the doors had shut and the train had started moving. The atmosphere inside the carriage turned TENSE, as soon as the train left sight of the man the scramble was ON, the person next to that seat and the person walking over to sit down had both clocked the phone and we were eyeballing each other to see who would make a move first. One flinch would trigger the carriage into a frenzy. The person coming for that seat had come as close as I could let him before he would inevitably reach the phone before me so I had to act. However the man next to the phone had the same instinctive reaction and he reached for the phone. I leapt over and sat on it quicktime, unfortunately his arm was half on on my seat, and thus it was sat upon. Obviously it didnt hurt but he decided to chat sh*t and moan as any miserable underground user would but minor, I had a new blackberry. The standing guy didn't get a look, them slow responders there. As I hailed the phone in my clasp and smiled to my hysterical bredrin... the phone started to ring. And one old lady who had witnessed the event told me we should be ashamed of ourselves. pffft.
:lol:Would make a decent comedy sketch.
innit:lol:i was creasin
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last time i lost a phone was college, stupidly left it on the table when we had a break from a lesson during a double then realised during the break i had lost it. went back to the lesson looking for it and its gone, started thinking i hadnt left it in the class in the first place and just ended up getting pissed off. then i get ppl runnin upto me telling me they know who took my phone. i confront him and he denies it as much as he can, i got frustrated and just said to him aite kool u dint take it, we'll see.10 minutes later he came back gave me my phone said i took it sorry i lied, i spent ur credit (cue my plainface) but i'll give u the money for it. guy spend £4 credit and gave me back £10. dno whether someone threatened him or what but sounded like he was gonna cry when he gave it back. hate losing phones, dont care about the phone normally, as someone said its the numbers.

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I should make a blog loljust sold it to my brother £80 and he agreed if he sales it coz its worth more than £80 he will split the profits 50/50 ting is nuts got it to work on my wireless connection was watching eastenders surfing the net using google earth I never knew them kinda things exsisted come like i live in a caveit is a sick gadget can ceck ur e mail thing is actually sick oh well sold it nowwell the money i made from it i will spend in uptown tomorrow

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itouch441.jpg.xs.jpgbarstard asked for his money back put it in the pc and i tunes aint reconising the ting minor though coz i know it does work just need to sort out that bit^^picture of it there £90 bills pm me if u r interested just gonna play with it a bit more but it will be ready for sale on sunday if i dont wanna keep it
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itouch441.jpg.xs.jpgbarstard asked for his money back put it in the pc and i tunes aint reconising the ting minor though coz i know it does work just need to sort out that bit^^picture of it there £90 bills pm me if u r interested just gonna play with it a bit more but it will be ready for sale on sunday if i dont wanna keep it
If this works properly i'll give u £70 for it plus a pack of haribos
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