CLOWN-ASS things women try to get you to do. And you rejected it...

[Angelo]

You failed when you were going to get a drink for her in the first place.Why buy a chick a drink?There is no needEVERThat put you down as the sucker in her friends eyes straight away.And you couldnt have thought of a good line to come back to that to on the spot, so you would have shot yourself before you began.

[Michel Kane]

You failed when you were going to get a drink for her in the first place.Why buy a chick a drink?There is no needEVERThat put you down as the sucker in her friends eyes straight away.And you couldnt have thought of a good line to come back to that to on the spot, so you would have shot yourself before you began.

I actually have nothing to counter that with, apart from the fact I'm slamming that particular chick at the moment...

[NO SUNSHINE]

Must've been in Oceana's in Kingston one time...See one diamond in the rough...I don't like ignoring the girlfriends so what I did, is introduce myself to her girl's first & foremost...Introduced myself, aired the actual girl I was moving to, and asked her friend's permission to get her alone & get a drink for her...One of the girlfriends, then trying to exploit my gentlemanly offer, makes a request to purchase drinks for ALL of them in return for some alone time with the target.Bear in mind, there's 5-6 girls altogether.Are you mwad?

Why do people do this?I swear it's called Oceana.

[Michel Kane]

I dunno, whenever I actually pronounce it with the 'S' for some reason.

[DJSPARK]

nuff man are chtting sh*t in this thread funny doe

[MARLO STANSFIELD]

many women have tried to get me to wear pink well clownish imo and i aint done it.

[misst]

Must've been in Oceana's in Kingston one time...See one diamond in the rough...I don't like ignoring the girlfriends so what I did, is introduce myself to her girl's first & foremost...Introduced myself, aired the actual girl I was moving to, and asked her friend's permission to get her alone & get a drink for her...One of the girlfriends, then trying to exploit my gentlemanly offer, makes a request to purchase drinks for ALL of them in return for some alone time with the target.Bear in mind, there's 5-6 girls altogether.Are you mwad?

Why do people do this?I swear it's called Oceana.

Yes, it is called Oceana... but quite a few people call it "oceanas" amongst other things...

[shaian]

DONT EVEN KNOW WOTS WRONG WITH GASH THESE DAYS. CERTAIN MAN GIVIN THEM TOO MUCH STATUS

its a mix of facebook/myspace comments. think these mans giving them the big head comments actually means somthing and gives them a status.

[A Bit Better]

In NY with my bredrin and his ex (who he is still friends with) had a friend out there. We get the number of this friend and organise to meet up with her the next night. We get to the restaurant late so they've already finished dinner and there's about 7 girls there. 6 ugly ones and one hot. Most of the time these chicks are being rude/boring and we're already getting sick of them. Anyway we head to some rooftop bar and me and him go get some drinks. Come back with our drinks, ten minutes later all the chicks leave.Next day we find out from my friend's ex that they were pissed coz we didn't buy them drinks! They thought we wanted to spend our night throwing money at SEVEN ugly girls when drinks cost about $15 as it is! The f*ck*ng cheek!Few weeks ago my bredrin's ex was talking to her friend in NY and she asks "Did you break up with him because he was too poor to buy you anything?"Wow.

[Michel Kane]

You're English & in NYC, so they probably thought you were somewhat ballin'...They may look unbelievably sexy (US girls in general), but they're dumb & materialistic as f*ck.

[Guest Wu-Tang]

^Actually made me angry.

[A Bit Better]

You're English & in NYC, so they probably thought you were somewhat ballin'...They may look unbelievably sexy (US girls in general), but they're dumb & materialistic as f*ck.

Yeah we came to those conclusions. We went to a couple of the expensive clubs and chicks are seriously friendly in there because they thinkn you're rolling in it and will buy them drinks.I had just finished uni and my friend was/is still there so we never could've afforded it. SEVEN girls though!? If I did have the money and the buff one wasn't so rude I might've bough her a drink or two but allow buying for a bunch of ugly Nigerian chicks with American accents that I'm pretty sure they got while attending International schools.

[Kaiser]

LOL

[King Poetic]

I keep hearing about New York women who's egos have been bumped due to 'trick ass niggas' as they say.Nigerian women have some of the worst attitudes ever!

[Wavant]

I actually hate Nigerian international students.

[Guest M12 Part 2]

at uni theres 6 or 7 people in the lving room. I had been football after goin out the night before, im obviously dead. so im like bless everyone im going to sleep for a bit. have a shower, jump in bed & like 10 mins later this chick jumps in bed with me. I knew nothing was on because me and one of her friends had been dealing and with that many people downstairs its not something that could be done at all. So theres bare small talk and innocent feel ups, then i just think f*ck it im not talking anymore. if i air her she'll get the message and i can sleep. next thing i hear "my feet hurt"*air*i then feel movement and a bare foot is placed on my stomach. i was upsetlook in the girls face and shes smiling.i could have easily over reacted and lifted her through the ceiling with an uppercut but i just told her about herself and that was that. how can u disturb my sleep to massage ur feet. must be mad!

[Guest Wu-Tang]

at uni theres 6 or 7 people in the lving room. I had been football after goin out the night before, im obviously dead. so im like bless everyone im going to sleep for a bit. have a shower, jump in bed & like 10 mins later this chick jumps in bed with me. I knew nothing was on because me and one of her friends had been dealing and with that many people downstairs its not something that could be done at all. So theres bare small talk and innocent feel ups, then i just think f*ck it im not talking anymore. if i air her she'll get the message and i can sleep. next thing i hear "my feet hurt"*air*i then feel movement and a bare foot is placed on my stomach. i was upsetlook in the girls face and shes smiling.i could have easily over reacted and lifted her through the ceiling with an uppercut but i just told her about herself and that was that. how can u disturb my sleep to massage ur feet. must be mad!

Classic Line.

[Michel Kane]

WTF @ M12's story...

[Axiom]

some of the stories in here are shocking

lolchick: so when we going cinema?me: whenever initchick: ok kool *says day*me: yh yh thats kool with mechick: your paying my petrol thoughme: *plainfaces* go by yourself then initabout shes TELLING me I'm paying for her petrol when she was the one that asked me to go cinema with her

hahaone chick try pull something similarher: when are u taking me to the cinema?me: what?her: when are u taking me to the cinema?me: i heard the question, but why did u say taking u like i'm paying for uher: ur going to pay for me arent u!?me: f*ck offher: what!? how- *locks off before she can carry on talkin*not serious

[Guest Logster]

I actually hate Nigerian international students.

cosign with strength

[MARLO STANSFIELD]

you cant even knock women for doing these things to be honest i mean they only try it cos they think they can and if you are FIRM with it depending on the womans mind state its not likely she will try it again well not on you anyway.duppy know who fi frighten.

Outside Sound, Leceister Sq trying to win. Girl I know who was inside who I flirt with, sees me talking talking to a girl and effectively dun my dance (That story will be saved for another day). The girl I was talking to did not have it.So I'm stuck with this c*ck blocking bitch. The following made me so mad as I typed it however it was like therapy. Enjoy...Her - "Walk me to the casino. My friend is waiting for me to take me home"Me - "Where's your girls? I just see them a minute ago"Her - "I'm not going home with them, walk me please he's waiting"Me - Excuse me?Her - "Its only there" *Points to near KFC* "Come!"Me - "Nah nah, its cool" *I Start looking for the girl that I was talking to*Her - "See how you stay. If it was you I would follow"Me - "You just interupted me talking to that girl for me to walk you to some secret rendevouz point, where some yout is jamming waiting to smut you. ARE YOU DAMB?"Her - *Screws* "Listen, if you dont walk me you'll NEVER GET THIS *BITCH PUTS HER HANDS ON HER SIDE, BELOW HER BREAST AND GLIDES THEM DOWN TO HER HIPS*Me - :D :D :D I'm turning my head trying to spot some people I knew. Saw a group I knew. Starting walking. She followed like I gave in, I stopped with the group and she was looking at me like I lost my bearings. She asked me again and I aired her. She gave up and walked off, then I received a few abusive texts.Did she just try to use her body get me to chaperon her to a meeting place, where some any mack will waltz her away while I stand there looking like a victim? I got moved to.CLOWN.

:lol:do you know how much i was laughing i saw "never get this"smh i swear some girls are moving so oblong its ludacrisslyly she tried to yute...

the girl is pathetic to be honest and the unlady like persona and sheer bravado of it its off keyits funny but boyyyyyyyyyyywomen like this have to given a next kinda gender group they are not just FEMALES they are something else

[shaian]

In NY with my bredrin and his ex (who he is still friends with) had a friend out there. We get the number of this friend and organise to meet up with her the next night. We get to the restaurant late so they've already finished dinner and there's about 7 girls there. 6 ugly ones and one hot. Most of the time these chicks are being rude/boring and we're already getting sick of them. Anyway we head to some rooftop bar and me and him go get some drinks. Come back with our drinks, ten minutes later all the chicks leave.Next day we find out from my friend's ex that they were pissed coz we didn't buy them drinks! They thought we wanted to spend our night throwing money at SEVEN ugly girls when drinks cost about $15 as it is! The f*ck*ng cheek!Few weeks ago my bredrin's ex was talking to her friend in NY and she asks "Did you break up with him because he was too poor to buy you anything?"Wow.

[Angelo]

I keep hearing about New York women who's egos have been bumped due to 'trick ass niggas' as they say.Nigerian women have some of the worst attitudes ever!

LOLTreek ass neegors you know.Pissed.

[Flojo]

at uni theres 6 or 7 people in the lving room. I had been football after goin out the night before, im obviously dead. so im like bless everyone im going to sleep for a bit. have a shower, jump in bed & like 10 mins later this chick jumps in bed with me. I knew nothing was on because me and one of her friends had been dealing and with that many people downstairs its not something that could be done at all. So theres bare small talk and innocent feel ups, then i just think f*ck it im not talking anymore. if i air her she'll get the message and i can sleep. next thing i hear "my feet hurt"*air*i then feel movement and a bare foot is placed on my stomach. i was upsetlook in the girls face and shes smiling.i could have easily over reacted and lifted her through the ceiling with an uppercut but i just told her about herself and that was that. how can u disturb my sleep to massage ur feet. must be mad!

:D

[The King]

at uni theres 6 or 7 people in the lving room. I had been football after goin out the night before, im obviously dead. so im like bless everyone im going to sleep for a bit. have a shower, jump in bed & like 10 mins later this chick jumps in bed with me. I knew nothing was on because me and one of her friends had been dealing and with that many people downstairs its not something that could be done at all. So theres bare small talk and innocent feel ups, then i just think f*ck it im not talking anymore. if i air her she'll get the message and i can sleep. next thing i hear "my feet hurt"*air*i then feel movement and a bare foot is placed on my stomach. i was upsetlook in the girls face and shes smiling.i could have easily over reacted and lifted her through the ceiling with an uppercut but i just told her about herself and that was that. how can u disturb my sleep to massage ur feet. must be mad!