Wifey !!!

[Brandnew]

passes out !

[Taurus]

C/S

[R1.]

:jackoff:

[Mr. Air Max 90]

Just don't know why but lately she's gone down in my rankings. Few years ago she was the finest woman alive, now she's just an extremely peng woman. She needs to make a new album, make some videos and then she'll be right back up there.

[JOHN DOE]

i like

[streets.]

If she was wifey I would straight lips her on road. no petting just start lipsing her everywhere, bus stops, cinema, train stations, anywhere. In fact I would let her walk all over me. If I checked her phone and see text messages I'd just delete them and pretend nothing happened.Back in 2002/2003 I musta gone to the ITV studios, me and my bredrins snuck into the backstage area and one member of production must have clocked and tried chasing us down. We all got split up and I ended up at a lift door, I pressed the button and the doors opened and who wa in front of me with her make up artist? Christina Milian. She smiled at me and said "hey" and I was like "yes you alright" then she walked off - To this day I regret saying those words, the finest woman alive and I greet her like shes some any face-pic link. In fact just thinking about it now makes me want to put in a few phone calls to try make it happen.true stories.DISCLAIMER-: the above story is from over half a decade ago and I'm now a taken man.

[JOHN DOE]

If she was wifey I would straight lips her on road. no petting just start lipsing her everywhere, bus stops, cinema, train stations, anywhere. In fact I would let her walk all over me. If I checked her phone and see text messages I'd just delete them and pretend nothing happened.Back in 2002/2003 I musta gone to the ITV studios, me and my bredrins snuck into the backstage area and one member of production must have clocked and tried chasing us down. We all got split up and I ended up at a lift door, I pressed the button and the doors opened and who wa in front of me with her make up artist? Christina Milian. She smiled at me and said "hey" and I was like "yes you alright" then she walked off - To this day I regret saying those words, the finest woman alive and I greet her like shes some any face-pic link. In fact just thinking about it now makes me want to put in a few phone calls to try make it happen.true stories.DISCLAIMER-: the above story is from over half a decade ago and I'm now a taken man.

5 years ago or not -this is a major major phailure

[Sozes]

Just don't know why but lately she's gone down in my rankings. Few years ago she was the finest woman alive, now she's just an extremely peng woman. She needs to make a new album, make some videos and then she'll be right back up there.

Wait, wait, she needs to...sing???She needs to be a model

[streets.]

If she was wifey I would straight lips her on road. no petting just start lipsing her everywhere, bus stops, cinema, train stations, anywhere. In fact I would let her walk all over me. If I checked her phone and see text messages I'd just delete them and pretend nothing happened.Back in 2002/2003 I musta gone to the ITV studios, me and my bredrins snuck into the backstage area and one member of production must have clocked and tried chasing us down. We all got split up and I ended up at a lift door, I pressed the button and the doors opened and who wa in front of me with her make up artist? Christina Milian. She smiled at me and said "hey" and I was like "yes you alright" then she walked off - To this day I regret saying those words, the finest woman alive and I greet her like shes some any face-pic link. In fact just thinking about it now makes me want to put in a few phone calls to try make it happen.true stories.DISCLAIMER-: the above story is from over half a decade ago and I'm now a taken man.

5 years ago or not -this is a major major phailure

If I was a new user with 20 posts = yes, it would be a bodybag ting.2009 = its not gonna happen, sorry.

[carpedeum]

If she was wifey I would straight lips her on road. no petting just start lipsing her everywhere, bus stops, cinema, train stations, anywhere. In fact I would let her walk all over me. If I checked her phone and see text messages I'd just delete them and pretend nothing happened.Back in 2002/2003 I musta gone to the ITV studios, me and my bredrins snuck into the backstage area and one member of production must have clocked and tried chasing us down. We all got split up and I ended up at a lift door, I pressed the button and the doors opened and who wa in front of me with her make up artist? Christina Milian. She smiled at me and said "hey" and I was like "yes you alright" then she walked off - To this day I regret saying those words, the finest woman alive and I greet her like shes some any face-pic link. In fact just thinking about it now makes me want to put in a few phone calls to try make it happen.true stories.DISCLAIMER-: the above story is from over half a decade ago and I'm now a taken man.

so if she called you up today you would tell her that yeah

[Uncle Man]

wud defoe link it a coupler times

[Wale]

Just don't know why but lately she's gone down in my rankings. Few years ago she was the finest woman alive, now she's just an extremely peng woman. She needs to make a new album, make some videos and then she'll be right back up there.

Wait, wait, she needs to...sing???She needs to be a model

Think manio made a song for people like you.

[Wale]

wud defoe link it a coupler times

Nah, you know he only like white meat

[Brandnew]

we would create babies

[R1.]

wud defoe wife it

[JOHN DOE]

all dese wifey comments - lol lol at wifeying a chick coz shes peng- u dont kno wot type of girl she is or wot shes done

[streets.]

DISCLAIMER-: the above story is from over half a decade ago and I'm now a taken man.

so if she called you up today you would tell her that yeah

[VENI VIDI VICI]

IF streets got da call, he wud leave his current chick no qualms even if it jus turns out to be a lashdisclaimer: streets is f*ck*ng bludclart gassin if he doesn't c/s. he went too far in da description of when he met her. da existing passion/flame 4 c.m was/is alot

[Brandnew]

all dese wifey comments - lol lol at wifeying a chick coz shes peng- u dont kno wot type of girl she is or wot shes done

llow us...we r talkin purely on a superficial basis !

[VENI VIDI VICI]

all dese wifey comments - lol lol at wifeying a chick coz shes peng- u dont kno wot type of girl she is or wot shes done

shank urself coz u clearly think she has nothin else to offer

[hyprocit]

would deffo mash id prob buss before i would actually f*ck her

[VENI VIDI VICI]

would deffo mash id prob buss before i would actually f*ck her

:/bash b4 linkin her if u need to but allow dem ting dere

[Brandnew]

f*ckit...she wud get 3 rounds out of me minimum !!

[Uncle Man]

wud defoe link it a coupler times

Nah, you know he only like white meat

trusayi mean willem defoe in that i will give a haunting yet convincing performance

[streets.]

IF streets got da call, he wud leave his current chick no qualms even if it jus turns out to be a lashdisclaimer: streets is f*ck*ng bludclart gassin if he doesn't c/s. he went too far in da description of when he met her. da existing passion/flame 4 c.m was/is alot

LOLOL.The funny thing is, with these B list american music artists its actually quite easy to get their personal numbers & emails. People like her, Ray-J etc can be easily contacted if you know the right people. So the oppertunity is there, but nah.DISCLAIMER-: