SLASHthis is why i dont cheat any more...cos if a chick does it to me i am certified chris brown-ing her
yeah but if she cheats aint you gonna be pissed you passed up some prime p*ssy?
so ur sayin i should just cheat anyway then hope for the best (i.e. that my girl hasn't cheated)id rather be single and f*ck around than f*ck a girl while im with someone...purely cos i'd wanna batter my chick if she done it
im saying cheat dont get caughtand if she does batter her anyways win win
SLASHthis is why i dont cheat any more...cos if a chick does it to me i am certified chris brown-ing her
yeah but if she cheats aint you gonna be pissed you passed up some prime p*ssy?
so ur sayin i should just cheat anyway then hope for the best (i.e. that my girl hasn't cheated)id rather be single and f*ck around than f*ck a girl while im with someone...purely cos i'd wanna batter my chick if she done it
im saying cheat dont get caughtand if she does batter her anyways win win
SLASHthis is why i dont cheat any more...cos if a chick does it to me i am certified chris brown-ing her
yeah but if she cheats aint you gonna be pissed you passed up some prime p*ssy?
so ur sayin i should just cheat anyway then hope for the best (i.e. that my girl hasn't cheated)id rather be single and f*ck around than f*ck a girl while im with someone...purely cos i'd wanna batter my chick if she done it
SLASHthis is why i dont cheat any more...cos if a chick does it to me i am certified chris brown-ing her
yeah but if she cheats aint you gonna be pissed you passed up some prime p*ssy?
so ur sayin i should just cheat anyway then hope for the best (i.e. that my girl hasn't cheated)id rather be single and f*ck around than f*ck a girl while im with someone...purely cos i'd wanna batter my chick if she done it
by the end he sounded super bitter, when he said the bit about thunder thighs, and I didn't get the seahorses insult eitherthe bit when he mentioned that he thought she was taking long because she had too much bran had me in stitches though
SLASHthis is why i dont cheat any more...cos if a chick does it to me i am certified chris brown-ing her
yeah but if she cheats aint you gonna be pissed you passed up some prime p*ssy?
so ur sayin i should just cheat anyway then hope for the best (i.e. that my girl hasn't cheated)id rather be single and f*ck around than f*ck a girl while im with someone...purely cos i'd wanna batter my chick if she done it
im saying cheat dont get caughtand if she does batter her anyways win win
LOL. The end was the best coz you know shes one of those girls that the only thing worse than looking like a whore is looking FAT. Calling shallow bitches fat is like slapping a normal persons mum in the face.
LOOOOOOOOL @ the spider one from the last time.I'm cheating until I die. Loyalty is dead, along with chivalry and all that dated stuff. The world is in a new phase now.
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by the end he sounded super bitter, when he said the bit about thunder thighs, and I didn't get the seahorses insult eitherthe bit when he mentioned that he thought she was taking long because she had too much bran had me in stitches though
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LOL. The end was the best coz you know shes one of those girls that the only thing worse than looking like a whore is looking FAT. Calling shallow bitches fat is like slapping a normal persons mum in the face.
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A Bit Better
Not that funny. The spider one killed me the first time (and the second).
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LOOOOOOOOL @ the spider one from the last time.I'm cheating until I die. Loyalty is dead, along with chivalry and all that dated stuff. The world is in a new phase now.
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Sozes
U need a hug
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Colin Turnover
You're probably right.PM me your address/number please.Thanks in advance x
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kurious
he is absoloutly right thoughputting a red sock in a white wash is the ultimate dumbarse move
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