Official VENTING Thread

[General Mac]

lol she knows she failed...booked a weekend away for us. lets hope i get an outstanding perfomance.....where can i get laughing budhha? or afghan.....couple man importing that sh*t from dam via dover....anyone know a good supplier. tired of dealing with the turks

[E.A.S.E]

:D

[Bardissimo]

i f*ck*ng hate losing

[Queen Bee]

THE f*ck MAN . Mans fully outraged right now, why do some women talk a big game about how they are going to do A B and C to you when they see but when the time arrives they give some lacklustre f*ck and just lay there all enjoying the d*ck......Bitch it aint about just sticking my d*ck in stroking and busting a nut, you gotta make it a power nut by doing something. 1 week in the waiting for a cataclysmic fail sessionThats why niggaz find any strumpet in the streets and angry f*ck.......

Not just women, men do it aswell, talk like they are gonna turn your entire world upside down and when it comes to it after about 2 minutes they are all "I can't keep up with you..."f*ck off, i dont want to hear that, just get on with it

STFU. If you had to actually do the work for as long as we do at the speed that some of you women like it you'd pass out!"I can't keep up with you" means "Bitch there is no way for me to go that fast for longer than 30 seconds and frankly I shouldn't have to!"

I see your point but im not unreasonable, its only when its talked up like i will never experience anything like it in my life time and then it turns out to be mediocre that i dont want to hear that phrase, i dont want the guy to kill himself just to please me lmao

[Queen Bee]

Oh i forgot to post my ventFair enough paper shopping bags are better for the environment than plastic carrier bags and im all for that, but i think they should consider making them a bit strongerIts not about walking the distance from the bus stop to your front door in the pissing rain and the bag disintegrating and all your stuff falling out on the pavement in front of you

[A Bit Better]

never about hype talkin to man im actually gna do the ting with

LMFAO. Cannot imagine how this went down!Yeah QueenBee I feel you. But every guy talks up the d*ck. Got to. I have many times and many times I've been able to deliver the wok I promised. A few times though I've just got in that p*ssy and realised it was stronger than me and I had to take my time, become accustomed to its ways and learn its nooks and crannies before I could dominate.

[Michel Kane]

TBH, meeting over-powering p*ssy sometimes >>>> ____________________________________Certain chicks I just feel to lay dormant in their love-holes, nestled across their breasts & sleep like a newborn.

[Corrigan]

TBH, meeting over-powering p*ssy sometimes >>>> ____________________________________Certain chicks I just feel to lay dormant in their love-holes, nestled across their breasts & sleep like a newborn.

:D /WISH MY MUM WOULD f*ck OFF AND GO BED, I WANNA BUN THIS ZOOT

[Michel Kane]

Fully considering turning up at this chick's workplace on some stalkerish steez.How can man see this absollute DIME at Fabric last Friday, didn't move in because TBH, 'twas not the right time & didn't see her again that night....Forgot about it, went to Marketplace the next day, and see her & her friend THERE! Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, this was obviously meant to be, it's a cosmic thing TBH. Got to talking & sh*t, but again, man lost her that night, FFS.But she told me where she works.Nah, gotta to do, what I got to do TBH./rsgbabbqhbhq4bhb5 Facebook >>> _____________________________________________

[Corrigan]

Where dus she work tho?

[Guest M12 Part 2]

never about hype talkin to man im actually gna do the ting with

LMFAO. Cannot imagine how this went down!Yeah QueenBee I feel you. But every guy talks up the d*ck. Got to. I have many times and many times I've been able to deliver the wok I promised. A few times though I've just got in that p*ssy and realised it was stronger than me and I had to take my time, become accustomed to its ways and learn how its nooks and crannies before I could dominate.

LMAO posd cos its so realcertain p*ssy u will beat 1st time and not feel much and be able to deliver some power wok.certain p*ssy is just 1 slide and then fighting as hard as u can to delay and break the 3 minute mark

[Michel Kane]

Where dus she work tho?

Morley's, South Norwood.Don't bait it though.

[Corrigan]

a dime pice works in a fried chicken takeawaylolable

[A Bit Better]

Where dus she work tho?

Morley's, South Norwood.Don't bait it though.

This has to be a lie. No way you're stupid enough to post it on here.If her work is the kinda place you could actually go to then I would turn up. Drew one chick that worked in Next in Romford. Wrote the number down wrong. Two days later I was all up in Next looking at shirts I had no intention of buying hoping I'd see her. She must've not been working that day. Saw her in there like 2 months later but it was too late by then.

[Queen Bee]

never about hype talkin to man im actually gna do the ting with

LMFAO. Cannot imagine how this went down!Yeah QueenBee I feel you. But every guy talks up the d*ck. Got to. I have many times and many times I've been able to deliver the wok I promised. A few times though I've just got in that p*ssy and realised it was stronger than me and I had to take my time, become accustomed to its ways and learn its nooks and crannies before I could dominate.

lol in future i will try and be more patient based on this new knowledge i have

[bay_u]

Fully considering turning up at this chick's workplace on some stalkerish steez.How can man see this absollute DIME at Fabric last Friday, didn't move in because TBH, 'twas not the right time & didn't see her again that night....Forgot about it, went to Marketplace the next day, and see her & her friend THERE! Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, this was obviously meant to be, it's a cosmic thing TBH. Got to talking & sh*t, but again, man lost her that night, FFS.But she told me where she works.Nah, gotta to do, what I got to do TBH./rsgbabbqhbhq4bhb5 Facebook >>> _____________________________________________

this the chick i saw u with last week yeah???if so which one?cos i saw them again at the macbeth later on that nightboth is fiyah tho....

[Corrigan]

Lol at any chicks working in a morleys man gassed your facea bit better and jas have you ever entered a morleys??

yh 1 @ the top of my rd been countless timeswhat are u getting at herei didnt believe him

[Flojo]

TBH, meeting over-powering p*ssy sometimes >>>> ____________________________________Certain chicks I just feel to lay dormant in their love-holes, nestled across their breasts & sleep like a newborn.

looool

[A Bit Better]

Lol at any chicks working in a morleys man gassed your facea bit better and jas have you ever entered a morleys??

Nah.

[RaiKkoNen]

Not seeing your gf for ages, then imagining all the things you wanna do to her in your mind, then comes the hour, you proceed with the task at hand, and then BOOM, you get that 'Oh sh*t this feels too good' feeling <<<<<<<<It's not about fighting the nut. Let the f*cker go and VOW to do better in round 2. Actually make a pact with yourself to do better next time.

[A Bit Better]

LMFAO. Just remembered my boy told me today how he f*cked some "ghetto chick" a year or so back in Birmingham. He eats p*ssy and ain't ashamed to admit it. Doesn't care. Said when he was going down on her she was like "What you doing?" and he replied "Errrr I'm lickin your p*ssy!" Asked him if she enjoyed it he said "Nah man, could see on her face she was puzzled" Hahahaha. Then yesterday over a year after the event she starts inviting him to bare fan pages like "Dudes that lick p*ssy", "I like p*ssy and I like it" and stuff like that LMFAO. Said he hasn't even spoken to her in like 6 months she just did it out the blue. Had to delete her.Just thought I'd share the story. Had me creasing. Guy got moisted by a chick for being a bowcat. He's my boy but LOL.

[RaiKkoNen]

LMFAO. Just remembered my boy told me today how he f*cked some "ghetto chick" a year or so back in Birmingham. He eats p*ssy and ain't ashamed to admit it. Doesn't care. Said when he was going down on her she was like "What you doing?" and he replied "Errrr I'm lickin your p*ssy!" Asked him if she enjoyed it he said "Nah man, could see on her face she was puzzled" Hahahaha. Then yesterday over a year after the event she starts inviting him to bare fan pages like "Dudes that lick p*ssy", "I like p*ssy and I like it" and stuff like that LMFAO. Said he hasn't even spoken to her in like 6 months she just did it out the blue. Had to delete her.Just thought I'd share the story. Had me creasing. Guy got moisted by a chick for being a bowcat. He's my boy but LOL.

What's wrong with going down on a girl?Disclaimer: Not encouraging the bowcatting of random sloshes and one night stands obviously, but girl you're seeing or gf...As you were.

[Nola D]

LMFAO. Just remembered my boy told me today how he f*cked some "ghetto chick" a year or so back in Birmingham. He eats p*ssy and ain't ashamed to admit it. Doesn't care. Said when he was going down on her she was like "What you doing?" and he replied "Errrr I'm lickin your p*ssy!" Asked him if she enjoyed it he said "Nah man, could see on her face she was puzzled" Hahahaha. Then yesterday over a year after the event she starts inviting him to bare fan pages like "Dudes that lick p*ssy", "I like p*ssy and I like it" and stuff like that LMFAO. Said he hasn't even spoken to her in like 6 months she just did it out the blue. Had to delete her.Just thought I'd share the story. Had me creasing. Guy got moisted by a chick for being a bowcat. He's my boy but LOL.

shes taking the piss LOL.

[A Bit Better]

I don't have a problem with it but obviously some people do.On a different note, this chick's mum is hot!! When I was seeing the daughter I was like 18 and wanted to hit the mum sooo bad! Might have to make a powerplay now I'm older.

[Dipset]

Hmmm. Really need to get round to telling this person how i realy feel, its buggin me now