Official VENTING Thread

[Guest Lemons]

Go to google, search "where is chuck Norris" and press "I'm feeling lucky" instead of normal search.

[Grafter]

Quality

[Black Ant]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITjust relax n shitthen i see on DUTTY spider bop across my floor and under my desksHIIIIIIIIIIITim on edge nowjust waiting on the motherfukerSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[Black Ant]

LMFAOmy shadow scared meoh sh*t

[Ella]

LMFAOmy shadow scared meoh sh*t

*lol'ing from experience*

[Grafter]

theres a spider in my toilet, jus beside the cisterni recently slept with a spider above my head for TWO nights, it left on its own accord

[Black Ant]

LORDHELP MEITS QUCIK

[Black Ant]

im petrified dont think i can be in my room 2niteit needs to be fumigated

[A Bit Better]

LMAO I remember when I'd been at uni and came home for a weekend. Thought my duvet would be dusty but couldn't be arsed to change the sheets so I took it onto the landing and shook it out. As I dump it back on my bed I see some wedge spider scuttle out of it across my bed to the corner and disappear. Worst sleep I ever had. Spent an hour building up the courage to get into bed! How the f*ck am I gonna have to build up courage to get into my own bed?!

[Guest Lemons]

I wouldn't have slept in the room. I remeber one time I had a wasp in my room and I couldn't find it. Assumed it had left, went to bed, put my hand under my pillow and got stung in the hand. Pulled my hand out, wasp still stuck in me. Butters.

[Guest Lemons]

In bed now but cannot sleep because the lottery draw isn't until 11:15 and I have 4 lines. I never should have started with the lottery. I get my hopes up all week as I'm sure I will win, iplan my purchases etc and then I get 1, maybe 2 numbers. Load of bollocks.

[Grafter]

thats why i dont really get down with the lotteryonly done it once in America because i was pursuaded, i believed for them moments, that period of time up til the draw that maybe it was my chance, maybe i could winf the lottery

[Black Ant]

i f*ck*ng missed itit managed to get to the other side of the roomgot a bookwent for it and missedf*ckive just spent about 45mins to an hour standing at the door of my room

[Soca Junkie]

So I want to settle an argument before I go to sleep. SUE MEEEE! I'm an emotional mess.

[Grafter]

never go to sleep on an argument

[Soca Junkie]

Trust me!Got my way and sorted it. Ha.Don't understand why ppl can't see the problem with this mehn.

[The Infamous]

we both got lean and slept in her yard:/most catastrophical fail after I gripsed her up when we was in the bed she said she wasnt ready and we should meet up tomorrowI flopped it today man but there is slight hope_____>>>middlesex uni

[The Infamous]

think im gonna stop blazing it is the biggest cockblock on earthi just get tried and sleep if I got heat

[MetaFives]

I know I should be venting but I have absolutely nothing to vent about right now

[Realz.]

"good luck and have a good life" is what i told this girl who i was been dealing with up until last night...she got the best d*ck of her life from me for several months and now she wants to allow it because she wants me all to herself and she knows i'm not currently inna that frame of mind....ahwell, NEXT!!!

[Supernova]

hgjghjghjghhjjust sent text which will make or break my nighther:so what u wanna do?me:suttin more entertaining than last timeher:lolol alie yh i will ask my friend and u ask your boy what u wanna dome:me and my boy wanna get drunk and have sex tbhghh________>>>>>having p*ssy optionsthe way u slack and actually dont put work in is funny and u dont care about the reprocussionslets see what the reply ishaha

You're doing the >>> thing wrong.To the guy that had some idiot chick at uni, she's just immature. You have to remember there's all kinds of people at uni. Some girls have never really f*cked with guys before or have been in relationships all the way through school and dunno how to act. I f*cked one chick at uni and a few months later I'm hearing through a mutual friend that her friends slag me off and are acting like I'm some prick to her. Tbh I was nice to her but I didn't f*ck her again. When I asked her about it she apologised (coz she's still feeling me). I said fine.She then proceeded to call or text me every 3 minutes for the rest of the night apologising. It literally went on for hours. I kept telling her to stop, she wouldn't. Bear in mind I was having a pro competition with like 12 guys and everyone knew why my phone kept going off. I got rinsed so hard I never spoke to that chick again till the last night of uni. Turns out she was just immature and had been in a relationship since she was 14 so didn't know how to act.

It got deeper then rapNow it looks like I have actually made up a rumour that i f*cked her, and telling peopleShes not attractive to warrant such behavior even in a man bitch. . . Anyone asks me is getting some different barsI just got here, I wanted to be nice, but people push meI tried I tried"did u tell people u slept with her""mate look at her and tell me why anybody would boast about sleeping with her if they did"

[Grafter]

WHY DOES MY PHONE KEEP SWITCHING OFF

[Grafter]

how can u give ur child scar white soap when ur a black sh*t urselff*ckin, rarseface

[Michel Kane]

Know them ones when you're trying to get back to someone, because you need to repay them back, for a favour, but it's like they're avoiding you or something, lol...Not even a vent, moreso a beacon.

[SaladFingers]

Lazy f*ck*ng bredrin. Man does nothing, comes up with excuses 24/7. I invite this guy to go here and there because i know hes just sat in his yard then he will go and say "o nah cant come i was cleaning my house still"