Official VENTING Thread

[Wavant]

True.More time its a ting.

[Grafter]

WHERES THE EFFIN HUMOUSIM HAVING TO EAT SOYA BUTTER, shits disgustingwhy pretend to not like things then take it to work an eat itWHYa whole tub of humous, im gna look in the fridge again, i mus be crazy

[A Bit Better]

LOL the advice has provided entertainment at least. I'll consider my approach when the time comes but bearing in mind that I'll be strapping up, slipping the tip in on a quick ting would be hard. I think I might just plan for the future. I might just get her going, grease the wheels, then duck out leaving her gagging for next time. Coz I'm supposed to go raving tomorrow and I lose the motivation to draw if I've recently had sex.In an unrelated matter, someone remind me the name of that oriental place that is everywhere! Not Wokmania, something else. It's driving me crazy. The most requested dish is a plate of white rice with this chicken curry on it. AARGH someone remind me soon please.

[Bruno Di Gradi]

LOL the advice has provided entertainment at least. I'll consider my approach when the time comes but bearing in mind that I'll be strapping up, slipping the tip in on a quick ting would be hard. I think I might just plan for the future. I might just get her going, grease the wheels, then duck out leaving her gagging for next time. Coz I'm supposed to go raving tomorrow and I lose the motivation to draw if I've recently had sex.

dip ur piece in naked at first *no homo* just for a brief second.. just so she samples it...den be like "babes ...lets be sensible" then slip on the jimmy hat.......unless u think she might be diseased up but if that u thought that u wouldnt link so..

[A Bit Better]

DST, that logic does not work. I don't think any of the chicks I f*ck are diseased, but I strap up for more than just not wanting to get them pregnant!Tell me the name of the restaurant!! PLEASE!

[Bruno Di Gradi]

DST, that logic does not work. I don't think any of the chicks I f*ck are diseased, but I strap up for more than just not wanting to get them pregnant!Tell me the name of the restaurant!! PLEASE!

the only reason why its not worked for me is my own fault... after i dip that in naked i dont wana take it out.

[FANTA]

ill

[Grafter]

eks ur gna have to strap up then go from step 1its f*ckin risky and much less chance of success but it can be donei once left my room to talk on the phone, only to return to a naked man strapped up, he did not have success but i was very very very tempted

[Bruno Di Gradi]

ive never failed to get pussylast attempt i had her on her sofa i whipped the ting out rubbed up against her... she tried push man off so i grabbed her round her throat *no rape guy... i just knew she was a freak* kissed her neck back and BLAM.... panties came off.I...GOT...THIS...d*ck FOR UUU.........ARE U A FREAK (8)

[Grafter]

the neck is a WINNER

[Flojo]

You talking about wagamama Eks?

[A Bit Better]

Yeah I was but made a thread in Whatever about it and someone answered already. Safe though.LOL at grabbing the neck. Not gonna lie, that sounded like some rape business.

[Grafter]

the grabbin ting is a rape move still

[Guest Lemons]

the grabbin ting is a rape move still

Wearing gloves in the middle of summer>>>

[Zumpi]

DST is actually hilarious sum rago guy...ur dealin wid sum next girls doe real talk

[Bruno Di Gradi]

DST is actually hilarious sum rago guy...ur dealin wid sum next girls doe real talk

lmfaoit aint even like a choke grabjust like a firm grip on her neck...she was loving that.. infact it made her more hornycant drop that onn every chick though.....some chicks would see that as a violation.

[Michel Kane]

Why won't this f*ck*ng bank card come through?Argh, should be getting ready for Brighton...

[JLovely]

Why do you continue to lie?! Even the smallest unecessary ones.Savant YOU KNOW!

[FANTA]

is my mum really telling me that i'm too European.

[JLovely]

is my mum really telling me that i'm too European.

I get that all the time "Yu too hinglish!"

[Bruno Di Gradi]

chicks wanting to f*ck.......BUT NEVER ON THE DAY I WANT IT THE MOST

[Flojo]

is my mum really telling me that i'm too European.

I get that all the time "Yu too hinglish!"

lmaoI get this every time food is getting dished out

[Michel Kane]

It's kinda mad how my Mum cooks a European dish for me & my brothers & an African dish for my Dad...TBH, they should've expected it, if they're gonna raise us here.

[Flojo]

How is it in the space of half an hour you go from 'yeah come lets go out' to 'I'm not sure now'pisses me off when people do this

[Meticulous]

Cant explain how angry I am right now