What is the funniest post you have read on vip2?

[The Somalian]

WHERE IS THE TEAM AT THE MOMENT? See? You're any Benito Carbone. For you, it's personal glory >>> team achievement.

you man take this sh*t seriously lool

Will bad up ne1 on pro 9 jus sayin

[The Infamous]

dgdfg

dg

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

[Dejan Savicevic]

WHERE IS THE TEAM AT THE MOMENT? See? You're any Benito Carbone. For you, it's personal glory >>> team achievement.

you man take this sh*t seriously lool

Will bad up ne1 on pro 9 jus sayin

a man said Carbone. Bennin.

[Guest Triple XXX]

i dnt know what kinda aids hes carryin u feel me?

and i got no minutes left on my computer

i cnt watch porn if the guy aint on point

[Risky]

that was snoop wasn't it?

how man was always typing in yardie form, then suddenly started typing like everyone else

no.

it was i swear

then someone posted before and after posts how he suddenly transformed from talkin from yardie sh*t to proper english

[Trilliam]

Wud som1 care 2 tell me the significance behind that photo

Read the next couple of pages from there

It was the break up of VIP FC in the 08/09 season

Skemar vs Mike Kane then somewhere later in the thread Mike Kane vs Risky

lmfao, this is great

mike 'gaffer' kane >>

[Guest WAVESURFER]

that was snoop wasn't it?

how man was always typing in yardie form, then suddenly started typing like everyone else

no.

it was i swear

then someone posted before and after posts how he suddenly transformed from talkin from yardie sh*t to proper english

Snoop did do it too, but that was way after Tulse did.

He actually bareface copied another users gimmick once they'd finished with it

[Frank.]

Skola's " i spiit bars like ye caaanny" bars still lives strong in my memory.

[Grafter]

is there audio of that?

[Frank.]

i dont personally have it, but im sure skola can provide it for the masses.

[Skola]

Skola's " i spiit bars like ye caaanny" bars still lives strong in my memory.

loooooool

that was one of the first tunes i ever wrote like 5 years ago

/

how can i come in here and see my name everywhere??!?!

yer a f*ckin bunch a dirty bastards so ye's ur

(that was something to read in a scottish accent)

/

i will not up a tune for people to laugh at. must be mistaking me for ashman.

[The Somalian]

up the audio

everyone should write a 8 bar d structo make a beat and we can call it the vip riddim

[Skola]

up the audio

everyone should write a 8 bar d structo make a beat and we can call it the vip riddim

these type of things always said never done

[Dejan Savicevic]

tulse saying he makes 45 bags a year by f*ck*ng horses. wtf?

[Dejan Savicevic]

'na when i go manny i roll wit man that are certified up there nd best believe the whip has got at least one suttin to make the ground shake'

P.BRISCO! mans connected like that for true? lol!

[RYDER.]

:lol:

[Queen Bee]

Not the funniest but its one of the ones that made me do my snort laugh and it stuck in my head, this was between Baracus and Jubez

a good reply to that could be something like ''well i was guna say u have a bogey up your nose but i wont now"

neg the neg.

reshift the balance

'bogey'

keeping it grown and sexy

no idea why this tickled me so much but its still making me laugh now

[Guest Triple XXX]

who was it that was so disgusted by the fact that Lil Wayne had fathered a child with Lauren London, sayin hes f*ckin ugly n sh*t

then proceeded to name guys she should have f*cked instead?

what was a real wtf moment

[Lieutenant]

Lool oh yeah

Aint got a clue who that was though

[Guest Intervention]

She must have thought of someone else when she was f*ck*ng Lil Wayne

She pretends he's Denzel or Tyson Beckford or someone else...

What the f*ck is this

*claps round ear*

bounce

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL SLEEPZ IS A JOKER

>>>Striker

There were bare moist guys in that thread though.

[Guest Intervention]

f*ck, I meant it as a metaphor... I'm saying the dude's UGLY, she must have been thinking of someone else when she was f*ck*ng him!

You guys are the ones getting distraught over it - sh*t's gone to 3 pages...

[Guest Intervention]

Man said waynes ugly and then recommended males he thinks would be more suitable for the role in his eyes.

And then attempted to give an explanation like we didn't get what he was trying to say and we needed help

Metaphor you know

im creasing

big slip up fam

Eric>>>

[Guest Intervention]

f*ck, I meant it as a metaphor... I'm saying the dude's UGLY, she must have been thinking of someone else when she was f*ck*ng him!

You guys are the ones getting distraught over it - sh*t's gone to 3 pages...

lol natty mentioned the first time he dropped this was thinking wtf

[Guest Flat Eric]

LMFAO @ metaphor

[Corrigan]

lol he clearly doesn't know what a metaphor is loooool