Have ur parents ever kicked you out?

[Corrigan]

all i cud muster at the time was "do you think this is pizza hut"

before the canned laughter came rolling in and we cut scene to the pub.

ye bruv should be workin on ur working class sitcom rather than ur shitboy games.

get jubez/social to write it with u

me as a character actor.

nice.

have though of doing something like this tbh, wud have plenty of material

/

@ necksta, i wanted to, but it aint really worth it

he is upstairs in bed now, cos he knows he was a d*ck

and if i banged him the atmosphere in my yard wud b f*ckERIES

we will b kl by tomorrow so it aint a big deal

[Necksta]

he disrespected u tho.

"want a slice"

wtf. he should of just spoke to u on a level.

[Trilliam]

lol @ swingers with your dad

lol @ not having a dad around to swing you

[Grafter]

lol at kung fu jabbing parents

what movie are some of u living in

lol @ even thinkin about throwin the first jab

if anything it must be in defence

[Guest Esquilax]

he disrespected u tho.

"want a slice"

wtf. he should of just spoke to u on a level.

It's not even that instance that's coming into question here, that's something you can deal with, I'd never physically bring it to my Dad, one because neither of us would have the heart to hit the other, and two because i would get dealt with. You should be well on your way to being a MAN (not saying I'm approaching this time btw) and you won't be until you become your own person which means not letting people f*ck you up like that, even if it is your own father

[R1.]

on a level tho u cnt be letting ur dad punch u up at 21

[Corrigan]

he disrespected u tho.

"want a slice"

wtf. he should of just spoke to u on a level.

by that time the situation had escalated too far

after a while i knew he was gunna ask a version of "if i fancy it" "do i think i'm tasty", has happened in the past 4-5 times probably

"want a slice" was a shock 2 me tho i must admit

[kurious]

lol at kung fu jabbing parents

what movie are some of u living in

lol @ even thinkin about throwin the first jab

if anything it must be in defence

memba 1 time used my forearm (no swarvo) to shield my face as my mum was sending blows

she stopped

'SO YOU WANT TO BEAT ME YEAH'

turbo swings i ended up in every corner of the yard that day, killer was i was probably getting beaten for something like an offkey look when she was talking to me, never got beaten for the serious sh*t like bunning in the yard or running house bill to 200 pounds on long distant calls to man

[Trilliam]

white peoples pre-match talk >>

quote some more of your dads nuggets.

[anelka]

on a level tho u cnt be letting ur dad punch u up at 21

:lol:

Cant be life pmsl

[Necksta]

do you think your tasty you know..

lmfao, man took u for a kinder bueno.

[Wavant]

Crying @ "Do you think I'm tasty?"

Them OG's there.

[Corrigan]

gimme a sec i will write a list for various situations

[kurious]

omg i just realised she was beating me for those things

she just mentally stored f*ck ups and schedualed beats in her mind

my god, all this time

[Zumpi]

Your dad gave you a one bang over weed LOL

You my good man need to fix the f*ck up

Your going on like your living rough when your living with your flipping aunt

Sort it out

[Trilliam]

Your dad gave you a one bang

dying

[MF Cunt]

tbh all this be a man hype is stupid. if you aint paying bills or in your own house u have no right to "stand up" against your parents. as long as you live under their roof u follow their rules. tbh just apologize and say u were stupid to do it reh teh teh. until u can move out keep ur blazing undercover or just dont do it.

this is me tbh

equalix ideas is the kinda convo i can have maybe a few months down the line, even then i hve no leverage to tell him whats what

[Guest Triple XXX]

lol kurius' mum is an og in dis ting

lmao @ no swarvo aswell, everytime i hear forearm he springs to mind

[Grafter]

lol at kung fu jabbing parents

what movie are some of u living in

lol @ even thinkin about throwin the first jab

if anything it must be in defence

memba 1 time used my forearm (no swarvo) to shield my face as my mum was sending blows

she stopped

'SO YOU WANT TO BEAT ME YEAH'

turbo swings i ended up in every corner of the yard that day, killer was i was probably getting beaten for something like an offkey look when she was talking to me, never got beaten for the serious sh*t like bunning in the yard or running house bill to 200 pounds on long distant calls to man

u kno

'you think ur a big woman, i will fight u like a big woman'

[Skenghis Khan]

knew when the old man was gonna try swing me cos he wud start call me sunshine. like "what the fack did u say sunshine" . him and his old man was always in swingers, grandad was bare handy tho, lol at hyping when the mans bodied x amount of germans. the old man wud put on his medals and just swing u.

[Corrigan]

white peoples pre-match talk >>

quote some more of your dads nuggets.

1 time b4 asking "do you fancy it" he spat on his two knuckles simultaneously and held his dukes up

"if i sed that to my old man he would have smashed the f*ck*ng granny out of me/ kicked me all over the gaff"

" you no good c*nt"

when ever i user moisturizer he says "what are u a f*ck*ng JESSE?" "U shirt-lifter"#

"for christmas all i got was an orange and a lump of coal"

when ever there is a freshie wit no tax disc he says "this c*nt thinks it is f*ck*ng Lagos"

and 1 tym me my dad and my brother was shopping, my bro picked up some wen sausage and sed it's "like a c*ck", and cos my brother is from brikky my dad picked up a black 1 and sed "there more like that around ure manor son"

there is bare sh*t, some that wnt sound funny written down, but is jokes if u were 2 hear som1 drop it

[Skenghis Khan]

knew when the old man was gonna try swing me cos he wud start call me sunshine. like "what the fack did u say sunshine" . him and his old man was always in swingers, grandad was bare handy tho, lol at hyping when the mans bodied x amount of germans. the old man wud put on his medals and just swing u.

hang on ur white again?

lmao wtf why cant u work this out.

[Trilliam]

:lol:

[gemma]

you no good c*nt

LOL

[gemma]

paulie don't phone your dad

wait for your mum to come back

you're at your aunts house, not on the streets

he needs time to cool down, so dont aggrevate him any further