You woke up as a white person. What would you do?

[TALLWAH]

Stunt in my M reg vauxhall nova

Playing drum n bass

[Skenghis Khan]

first thing you fellas should do is have a proper shave without ur boat swelling.

then u should have a pie.

or drive an expensive motor without getting stopped.

[Guest Supreme Allah]

Eat a tuna and sweetcorn baguette, leave crust and mayo fermenting around my mouth, then approach a black colleague and attempt to shake his hand finally resting said hand upon his shoulder

go toilet and not wash hands

Bruvvvv...dey can see me watching dem waiting... and dey jus bop off casual

Mzungu's

dunn know bwana

yesterday (or was it today?) in the toilets now gettin my swag on as u do stroking my microscopic waves in my ahir, as you do, tap face, "beard" etc

doin this now, one guy comes out the cubicle, gets his fone out, texts, then leaves

thats one phone i gotta remember not to touch

this is why i dont like shaking peoples hands

[Corrigan]

U black geazers really have a low opionion of White cooking dntchya

if any of you are in pollards/norbury pm me and next time my mum does some Irish style boiled bacon with cabbage, mash n cheese sauce I'll invite you around as my pal black Charlie, guarentee you will stop this loose chat after

[Corrigan]

U muzzies are not welcome in a Catholic household anyway

[Guest Supreme Allah]

look at flat bum/no hips/no waist n go phwoaaar

[DJ Stashman]

look at flat bum/no hips/no waist n go phwoaaar

i'lold

[Chicharito]

You can't claim to be black, white, asian

If you never had the choice to choose your colour then how can you claim to rep your colour

You can say well "my mum and dad choose for me" we'll they are two people who never had a chocie them selves, did they choose to be their colour?

No one in this world can officaily claim their race.

If you go from nothing to growing in a womb, lets go back

YOU COME FROM NOTHING, THIN AIR

you had NO CHOICE?

People just decide to be racist as they are insecure about themselves.

[NiNES.]

[Stig]

wash beef mince

[Guest Lemons]

The same thing I do every day....

[Guest Fat Eric]

this thread is pretty racist

[Guest Esquilax]

Hardly racist, just pointing out the quirks of white people

Can't do it with blacks cuz they'll be like ':/' cuz they take it too seriously

QED

[HangTheDJ]

drop a mixtape an hang around with black people only

this was underappreciated

[HangTheDJ]

go on "holiday" to Blackpool

[Guest Esquilax]

nar trust me esquilax this ios pretty racist but its all banter not venemous so its cool innit?

or is it?

Of course it is

If it's in the name of a laugh and joke it's fine IMO

When people starting getting vitriolic/ emotional cuz they got robbed by Ratman and the dons then that's where the line gets blurred

Or when people decide to take the jokes the wrong way

[Guest Esquilax]

[HangTheDJ]

Go and stand in front of the pub and when scoping the latest ironing-board flat-backoff broad that walks by

Tell the lads "phwoooooorrrrrr shes got a nice bum"

haha, we do do that

[Afroman]

Eat a tuna and sweetcorn baguette, leave crust and mayo fermenting around my mouth, then approach a black colleague and attempt to shake his hand finally resting said hand upon his shoulder

go toilet and not wash hands

Bruvvvv...dey can see me watching dem waiting... and dey jus bop off casual

Mzungu's

Thisssssss^...

facts..LOL.

[Guest Supreme Allah]

drink 10 cups of tea a day

[Captain Planet]

Make sure at all costs I name my son John if my surname is Smith...

[Captain Planet]

Make sure at all costs I name my son Carl if my surname is Brown...

[Guest Supreme Allah]

whatchu say Cap?

[Michel Kane]

Venture into high-risk, dangerous areas just for the sake of curiousity & then either try to flee out of 'surprise' of said danger or just die.

[Guest Supreme Allah]

drink white ace at 9am