CRLS AGAIN Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Who knew about climbing up to the top of your parent's wardrobe.and doing some mad jumps into their bed.till it broke.then when the bed is f*cked uprealise that there's a sick stash of dough underneath the matrisand accidently helpyourself to some of itand go to the shop and ask for as many sweets as i can affordwith around say ã600 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shy One Posted May 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 You must have held some ultra-combo licks no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Aleng Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Who knew about climbing up to the top of your parent's wardrobe.and doing some mad jumps into their bed.till it broke.then when the bed is f*cked uprealise that there's a sick stash of dough underneath the matrisand accidently helpyourself to some of itand go to the shop and ask for as many sweets as i can affordwith around say ã600dats a sendin bak 2 contry of origin ting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRLS AGAIN Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 I GOT WHIPPED WITH THEM PLANTS THAT STING YOU WHEN YOU TOUCH THEM. AFTER I GOT SOME BELT.NO LIEMY LEGS WERE f*ckED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Stinging nettles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Burnt the living room carpet with a ironWorst ting was the iron print was in the middle of the room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooni Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Broke the front window, kitchen door window and shed window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRLS AGAIN Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 O YERIN MY YARD IN COLOMBIAI MUSTA'VE CLIMBED THE ROOFI LOVED CLIMBINGAND FELL THROUGH ITI WAS YOUNG TOO BOUT 6-7WHEN I WAS LAST IN COLOMBIA MY UNCLE WHO SAW ITTOLD MEIT WAS SICKTHE WAY I WAS SO SMALLAND FELL FROM SUCH A SICK HEIGHTAND LANDED ON MY FEETDAD BANGED ME IN A WAYI WAS JAMMIN ROUND THEN NEIGHBOURS TRYNA AVOID HIMMAN FOUND I WAS THERE AND STRAIGHT UP BEAT ME INFRONT OF THEMI WAS BAAAAARLLINN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CK. Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Cherryade on the cream carpet...Smashed the window with a golf ball.Can't think of anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayy Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 boyyyI've lived in bout 4 different houses and each has a story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savant Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Who knew about climbing up to the top of your parent's wardrobe.and doing some mad jumps into their bed.till it broke.then when the bed is f*cked uprealise that there's a sick stash of dough underneath the matrisand accidently helpyourself to some of itand go to the shop and ask for as many sweets as i can affordwith around say ã600dats a sendin bak 2 contry of origin tingINIT.If I did that they wouldn't even put me on a plane.Straight banana boat business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 punched a hole in the door at my old yard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 got locked out so i kicked down the garden doorburnt down the kitchen but i didnt get licks cuz my mum has dun it aswellnearly set my room on fire 2wice, once with the iron on the carpet and once wen i fell asleep with sum ever burnin zoot in my handmirrors n glasses gettin smashed r a fortnightly occurance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1s Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 threw my PVC jacket on the stove when it was still on. bun down the kitchen seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st*ra Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 i slammed the door the other day.. inwardstheres a massive hole, it's in my bedroom so i put a poster over itby the time they redecorate i'll be thousands of miles away, i hope :? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Eric Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 lol my brother punched a hole in a toilet door and now we have one of them men/women toilets sign to cover it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shy One Posted May 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 lol @ all u devil children bunning up your yards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ch33kyWun Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Flooded the bathroom. I was running a bath. Went upstairs, got yapping on the phone. Bout 20 mins later I'm thinking... "There's something I need to do." Come downstairs, the bathroom rug is swimming towards me.Put a hole in the front door. My neighbours a few doors down are gypsies and their boy is a terror hawk, he's bout 10. He was riding past our house on his bike banging his hammer on our fence. I warned him like don't do it cos if you break a slack your Mums paying for it. Ten minutes later he rides past doing it again and looking right at me and my sister. I was like cool. He needs to come bk this way to go home. So a little bit later he's coming back down the road. He's banging all the fences with the hammer. But he stops in front our house and spits over the fence and does this little dance, laughing. I grabbed the little f*cker swiftly over the fence and slung him clean across the garden path into the front door. He screamed, got up rubbing his head, cussing "f*cking bitch. f*ck. Bitch." and going red in the face and I did think :shock: "sh*t "at first. Then I was like Good. He chipped out the yard. His mother never did reach round ours to say anyting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shy One Posted May 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Beg you come deal with my new irish psyco children who moved into my flats. f*cking doing my head in the proper 'don't go to school, beard at '13' ' ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin' Jones Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 I've broken about 3 doors out of sheer angerLol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Cracked a couple of doors. Yesterday I burned a new tune i'd made onto disc and played it in the car - but it kept jumping. I got so pissed off I punched the dash and one of the air grates at the front caved in! Not the worst i've ever dun but my girlfriend gave me that car and now i fell like a complete c*nt for losing my temper over nothing. She didn't really say anything but i could tell i'd hurt her feelings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnuckleDuster Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 I tried to bottle myself in the head with a full bottle of rum, when I had a mental "spell".I missed and left a giant bottle imprint in the wall, I'll take a picture of it when I next go to my dads. Lucky I missed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest G-dub Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 i remember when i was on my playstation playing fifa 98, n i lost in the final, so i punched the wall, n kinda made a hole! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 i remember when i was on my playstation playing fifa 98, n i lost in the final, so i punched the wall, n kinda made a hole! lolI did that to my brand new dreamcast, lost in the final, punched the dreamcast, broke it and vowed never to play a football game again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Social Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 im accurate i aint broken sh*t,piss me off wen people come round an f*cking break stuff/spill stuff. i just smh and tell them ''that was a MISTAKE'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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