Simple thing you can not do? (secret shame)

[Mic Man]

I'm incapable of doing any kind of manual work. DIY / Basic plumbing / changing a car tyre is alien to me. Feel waste when I have to get my girl to build anything from ikea

[Woodpecker]

looool that relationships doomed from the start mate

[Haze-e]

cant actually fathom how someone has reached adulthood without learning how to tie his damn shoes.

every man should be able to: wire a plug, change a flat tire, change oil, jump start a car, saw a piece of wood with a straight cut, dig a hole, throw a punch, tie a decent knot, do up a tie, shake someone's hand properly whilst looking them in the eye and not at your hand, shuffle cards, tell a joke, make a girl cum, swim front crawl, cook a steak, cook a fry up, kick a ball and have it go more or less where you intended, skim stones, get a waiter's attention. if you cant do these then you should learn.

Are all these things what you can do or are you just describing your ideal man?

Ahahaha

[KayGee]

That is kinda rubbish, why don't you learn.

[Mic Man]

That is kinda rubbish, why don't you learn.

At a push, if it's a case of either I do it or pay someone else- I will make an attempt. But if u see the ikea bookshelf I "made" a 5 yr old could probably do a better job.

To save arguments about how long it takes me to do and the quality of my craftsmanship, I just let my girl do it.

I'm moving in to a new build place soon, so I'm gonna have to put up curtains / new furniture. Actually might have to pay someone to save headache

[Woodpecker]

bruv the, things come with instructions and like ikea is all plug and play you actually have to be a tard not to do it

obviously there have been cases when i have done something and had 'spares'

but you soon learn your lesson after a few mishaps, man up and practice you narn

[KayGee]

Yea its mostly common sense, just sit down read instructions and then do it bit by bit. Save your money.

Its almost impossible to do them sort of things wrong and im a girly girl.

[Mic Man]

you narn