Simple thing you can not do? (secret shame)

[Haze-e]

Reading some of these I feel like a superhuman.

I used to be able to but i can't do a cartwheel actually.

Oh and i cant touch my toes without bending my knees Lol.

[PascalMoriarty]

Got swimming down, but I'm incapable of treading water, making everything else I know redundant

[R1.]

I can't whistle.

[Kurtis]

i cant handle a cold shower

even on the hottest day of the summer ill have a scalding shower

[Woodpecker]

:S

[carpedeum]

today can be the day a descion is made to get some of these things learnt....in about 3 minutes, 3 weeks, or 3 months.

cant fry eggs? knot ties, SHOELACES? Bench 135kg?

[djbmc]

Carpe r u trying to be nice or r u mugging everyone off?

[The Somalian]

Good to see the shoelace thing is common. Look at it this way I could not get my head around tiring laces the proper way (manual driving) so I found an easier solution (automatic driving) just left it there and did not bother learn how to do it properly but I will definitely teach myself how o do it this weekend

[carpedeum]

Carpe r u trying to be nice or r u mugging everyone off?

the latter if they fall into any of those categories i mentioned

[Kompressor]

what is the cheating way of tying shoe laces?

GET BOTH ENDS PUT THEM IN A LOOP AND TIE TOGETHER

dunno why but this made me LOL

what is the cheating way of tying shoe laces?

GET BOTH ENDS PUT THEM IN A LOOP AND TIE TOGETHER

mate thats harder than the normal way

Anyone who see's tying their shoe laces in the conventional way as being second nature would think this.

only thing is i can't speak another language,

how many french Lessons in school and minimal communication skills, pathetic.

[TF S4DK]

and I can not play sodoku it just escapes me

Reading some of these I feel like a superhuman.

I'm a badderman at Sudoku

but I'm incapable of treading water

[Goddaz]

I can't wrap my head around a grown man not being able to tie his laces.

velcro only

:lol:

Pos to the pair of you

What makes it even more funny is just 2 years ago when my son was 3, I had to buy him mostly velcro'd footwear but before he was 3 and half he could tie his laces in at least two different ways

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[The Somalian]

:rofl:

[JLovely]

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I can't tread what either

[Dipset]

nah the shoe laces struggle caught me off guard thats terrible

can't click my finger also. and can't roll my tongue straight away

[DRC]

I can't ride a bike, never told anyone outside my family tree.

Work did some ride-to-work incentive where you got a discounted bike- just made an excuse that riding in the morning was long and I'm not a morning person. Thought that was the last time cycling would ever come up in conversation

Then I went to 'dam......

[The Somalian]

you work for the NHS? @DRC we had a similar thing

[DRC]

^

you work for the NHS? @DRC we had a similar thing

nah not me mate, probably the same scheme though it's nationwide and any company can join

[Bruno Di Gradi]

cant skate/ice skate. Never got into that shit.

[Captain Planet]

Hahaha I can tread water

[TF S4DK]

cant skate/ice skate. Never got into that shit.

Lol, I can roller skate, hop on a skateboard, all that shit, but put ice out and man has to sit it out, can not ice skate at all.

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

only found out last year i don't hold a knife and fork properly

i use the fork like a shovel or just use it to steady the meat while i chop it up with the knife

dont get the point in turning the fork around and trying to pierce food onto it

(im 22 btw)

[Trim]

Ice skating >>>>>>>>>>>..

Remember going ice skating back in primary school days, everyone could ice skate except one of us. Guy just said yes to coming so he wouldn't be left out, wouldn't have guessed in a million years he couldn't ice skate even up until seconds before getting onto the ice, soon as we all started skating he was done for.

come like he was trying to get his shins parallel to the ice anytime he outstretched a leg, felt bad we were all just creasing at him dropping ninja manouvers trying not to fall over. Dont think its that hard to learn tbh, provided you have balance and rhythm. Some people seem to have some ultra weak ankles, looking like they are victim of an ankle breaking football challenge everytime their foot hits the ice

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looking through this thread i actually cant think of any simple things i cant do, sure i'll think of one though

[Shatterstar]

Can't tread water at all, sink or swim.

[Kurtis]

cant eat rice with a spoon