Stupidest named items from a takeaway/restaurant

[Guest PROFIT MARGINS]

when youre broke them bootleg chicken shops are a life saver

shame they dont have any up here

They don't have chicken shops??

[Kurtis]

im talkin them bootleg ones

they just have kebab shops here that happen to sell chicken

[Guest PROFIT MARGINS]

U wanna holler dixy/zams for the franchise

Could make some nice money of di pidge

[Pro]

ordered one time from some shop in uxbridge

they had an afghan and somalian pizza on the menu

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(skimmed thread, sorry if repost)

[local]

Dave ur charting pie

Bare bummy blacks n bare scabby chicken shops to feed em

What area u in?

[Kurtis]

Middleton in Manchester

i see 1 black person around here a fortnight

[local]

Pmsl i kno it well

How do u go from chasing elephants to living in mid

Most mancs don't even kno it exists

U choose the area with the whitest working class area for the easiest whaling conditions?

5 years back you wouldn't have seen 1 ethnic, I think they all came as a package with the new big tescos

[Mongy]

It wont let me upload a pic but there is a takeaway in Manchester centre called 'Jamaic-away'.

[Kurtis]

Pmsl i kno it well

How do u go from chasing elephants to living in mid

Most mancs don't even kno it exists

U choose the area with the whitest working class area for the easiest whaling conditions?

5 years back you wouldn't have seen 1 ethnic, I think they all came as a package with the new big tescos

LMAO

upgraded innit

[local]

yh i love the place

proper working class pie eating scumhole

which brings me to my next question

u been gettin ur c*ck out on the 156 bus dave?

some fresh african c*nt has been molesting n exposing himself to bare little girls around mid n langley

my birds lil sister had to run home after he chased her off the bus wankin at her

depending on how fat u are atm u fit the description lad

i'm gona find ur picture n get some t-shirts made sameway

[Flojo]

187 Homocide (pizza)

The Don Killuminati (kebab)

the takeaway was called makavelis.

why are asians so obsessed with Tupac?

lmfao

[Beavis]

Junior Spesh

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[Kurtis]

yh i love the place

proper working class pie eating scumhole

which brings me to my next question

u been gettin ur c*ck out on the 156 bus dave?

some fresh african c*nt has been molesting n exposing himself to bare little girls around mid n langley

my birds lil sister had to run home after he chased her off the bus wankin at her

depending on how fat u are atm u fit the description lad

i'm gona find ur picture n get some t-shirts made sameway

LMAO i get that bus sometimes, but ive never been to Langley

[Captain Planet]

[Benicio del Toney]

Them official sounding name that make a black man scared to walk in.

Man ordering a sandwich and watching his back.

[Kurtis]

thats the kinda name id come up with

[Beavis]

LOL at that place, should have a sign on the door saying hipsters only.

[Skola]

That blurry girl on the right reminds me of that one from the apprentice the other year

kinda chinesey or something

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Theres one chinese place near me called "Asia Style". The food is great and its full of chinese people but the menu is TERRIBLE. I wish I had a picture. An example is "Chicken with Sizzling Style" - and their english is so bad they cant explain stuff well. Its like a lotttery every time you order.

[Benicio del Toney]

That blurry girl on the right reminds me of that one from the apprentice the other year

kinda chinesey or something

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Theres one chinese place near me called "Asia Style". The food is great and its full of chinese people but the menu is TERRIBLE. I wish I had a picture. An example is "Chicken with Sizzling Style" - and their english is so bad they cant explain stuff well. Its like a lotttery every time you order.

lmao nah them man too fresh.