Lieutenant Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 nahhhhh time bomb that musta been like a dream come true in those days i used to cop the daily sport from some asian corner shop all walking up to the counter making a show of reading whatever was on the back page as if im interested in the cricket, then carefully lay it down on the counter back page facing up to further emphasise my innocence / tvx.... the 15 min freeview with the countdown at the end and everything then the first scene starts 'STARRING' with some short clips from the scene for each girl* anticipation grows.... then the scene starts FOR REAL di dialogue hurry the f*ck up and start f*ck*ng befo- ENCRYPTION KICKS IN pain Ahhhhh man I had X amount of failed upset sessions coz of di encrypshon. But anyway first time I was maybe 8, rolled into my brothers room after having a bath with di akshon man an di navy boats. I remember wondering what does he spray or put on to smell like fruit juice each time he pops out. I proceeded to rummage through his sprays and creams putting them all on double time. Then I raid the bottom shelf coz the top one wasn't happening and underneath all his sock and boxers and sh*t was a wad of vhs tapes and magazines and lubes (didn't know at the time) etc. So at that age I knew how operate di mashin and di tv. Nobody was about other than my aunt who was dead asleep. Man like me are sat on the carpet REAL close to the tv head at 90degrees feeling di wood rising but wondering what the hell, so I see the man stroking his ting so I copy and continue to wank while he f*cked the chick. When di nut came out, wow the tingles and shakes and weird noises actually made me cry.... I was back at it within the hour lol Reading this made me feel a bit uncomfortable 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Rollins Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 FFS General Mac you know you all the way wrong for that one. I felt uneasy reading that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Lmao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Cake Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 nahhhhh time bomb that musta been like a dream come true in those days i used to cop the daily sport from some asian corner shop all walking up to the counter making a show of reading whatever was on the back page as if im interested in the cricket, then carefully lay it down on the counter back page facing up to further emphasise my innocence / tvx.... the 15 min freeview with the countdown at the end and everything then the first scene starts 'STARRING' with some short clips from the scene for each girl* anticipation grows.... then the scene starts FOR REAL di dialogue hurry the f*ck up and start f*ck*ng befo- ENCRYPTION KICKS IN pain Ahhhhh man I had X amount of failed upset sessions coz of di encrypshon. But anyway first time I was maybe 8, rolled into my brothers room after having a bath with di akshon man an di navy boats. I remember wondering what does he spray or put on to smell like fruit juice each time he pops out. I proceeded to rummage through his sprays and creams putting them all on double time. Then I raid the bottom shelf coz the top one wasn't happening and underneath all his sock and boxers and sh*t was a wad of vhs tapes and magazines and lubes (didn't know at the time) etc. So at that age I knew how operate di mashin and di tv. Nobody was about other than my aunt who was dead asleep. Man like me are sat on the carpet REAL close to the tv head at 90degrees feeling di wood rising but wondering what the hell, so I see the man stroking his ting so I copy and continue to wank while he f*cked the chick. When di nut came out, wow the tingles and shakes and weird noises actually made me cry.... I was back at it within the hour lol Reading this made me feel straight up uncomfortable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Cake Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 And mans forcing the "di" lingo abit too much 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 And mans forcing the "di" lingo abit too much FORCING fam "Akshun" uno Leaf it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 I remember watching tv x previews with 1 hand down my trousers and the next on the back button of the remote, just incase... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 dunno how dons can bash wearing trousers must be very constricting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshie Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 And mans forcing the "di" lingo abit too much FORCING fam "Akshun" uno Leaf it lmao. Whole thing is being forced, what has chap started Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 dunno how dons can bash wearing trousers must be very constricting Same principle behind knickers to the side or trousers round ankles. The quickie etiquette can excite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 And mans forcing the "di" lingo abit too much FORCING fam "Akshun" uno Leaf it lmao. Whole thing is being forced, what has chap started i remember it used to annoy me at first. went kinda like this: http://ohinternet.com/Forced_Meme A forced meme is a meme that came to be through incessant posting of the meme by the creator, in an attempt to gain popularity for the meme If you keep reusing a joke, eg "thats what she said" for long enough, it will get into peoples heads kinda like an annoying pop song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 dont remember, it was defo after I starting having sex tho. I remember the first time I squirteld through self-touch. Was having phone sex then I got vexed cuz had to sleep on the edge of a quuensize bed, avoiding the wet patch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seydou Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 didnt even change the sheets or nada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 for mum to ask me why im in the laundry cupboard at 3 am? plus the exhaustion from it all....it was an event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Rollins Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 didnt even change the sheets or nada Alie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Mac Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 Rahhh, man are fully ripping into me lol. Ok no more, I've got friends that always talk like that so its not a joke to me its second nature. My bad fellas, been about a year since my silence on this board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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