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Guest Chelsea Jack

How many times was the opening post rewritten?

And surely "No homo" should still have been put with it

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Did you actually fap? I found myself dry humping the bed when I first got into it. Felt nice then this sticky white stuff came out. I kept doing it this way and my d*ck got swollen then I got a German porn and done it the proper way. #flashbacks.

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Guest Chelsea Jack

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Nah in year 5.. One don with an older brother came in and asked me "yo do u wank jack"

Didn't kno what it was, he told me "its banging bruv u need to try it, but its like a drug, once u start u can't stop"

Tried it on a sunday afternoon and it was EMOSH.. Aint stopped fappin since

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i was 9, knew nothing about it

but one day i was in the shower as normal, no idea happened next

put one hand on each side and just rubbed like i was making dough or suttum

felt my right knee go a lil weak then a tingly feeling

pretty much when i stopped having baths

i later learned how to do it properly

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Never used a dom so wouldn't know. Couldn't get any girls in the UK, so went to Congo to lose my V

Instead of losing a V it sounds like u added a H and an I

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Guest chap44uns

1st fap was epic tbh

based di nut while standing up then lied flat on my bed for a good 10 secs contemplating what just happened

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I swear I didnt even cum on the first fap, just remember getting the sickest tingly feeling

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Never used a dom so wouldn't know. Couldn't get any girls in the UK, so went to Congo to lose my V

Instead of losing a V it sounds like u added a H and an I

genius

:lmao:

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Jesus we've got some hiv wannabes on here

One guy ate out a brass

One guy bare backed a chick at a festival after seeing her inject drugs

And someone else flew to sub saharan Africa and bare backed some chick

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I remember the first time I bussed......was just playing with my ting. This was back when I didn't actually even produce any sperm yet so I was probably like 9.

Anyway Im there on the bed just holding my piece, didn't even know how to wank. Just used to like....hold it and read some biology book that had DRAWN pictures of breasts and womens body

female-genitals.jpg

Them ones there....:rofl: sh*t what could I do there was no porn available for me

Anyway I started bussing one time and I was like OMG, NOOOO, WHAT HAVE I DONE

I thought I'd played with it too much and it was going to fall off, tried to shove it back into my shorts and started panicking and sh*t, then I left the room went downstairs and tried to act normal

Don't think I touched myself for a long time after that, thought I'd had a close call

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Man used to fap to the lingerie section of little woods , Evans etc. can I get a c/s?

That's how I knew from early the difference between a plunge bra and a multiway , moulded etc

Original deev from way back when

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Guest M12

I buss my 1st nut to men and motors on on digital. I'm ashamed that was enough to get me off tbh.

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