Lyrics youve heard that clearly don't make sense

[TF S4DK]

"I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian,

Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."

O_O Chingy

Kanye - I live by two words, 'f*ck you, Pay me'

Kanye makes perfect sense.

Chingy makes no sense, its just US hood, yes Chinese and Japenese are Asian, but he means more Indian and Pakistan, but it couldnt fit in the word scheme. Basically he wanted all girls to buy this sh*t and think they was on to him and get all the p*ssy on tour.

[Thizz]

"IT'S THE L E G N D,

THERE'S ONLY ONE L E G N D"

FLOOBS

[TF S4DK]

Rick Ross - "In the two seater, me and two women..."

Ross not only got a menage, he somehow got two women and him in a two seater before it happened. Thirsty bitches.

But Ross really wanted you to know about it and visualize it, so he sacrified the raps to share THE LIFE.

[TF S4DK]

Biggie - "You look so good, I suck on yo' daddy's d*ck"

How that got cosigned in the studio I have no idea.

Makes sense, but its f*ck*ng suspect, nowadays if Wayne said it, people would just say "yo Wayne still the illest nigga alive" especially if you knew his girl.

It's again an expression of the thirst, back in the day.

[Mr. Martinez]

Till my death

I'm Bangladesh

[TF S4DK]

It's poor but

he's trying to hit them combos

dre's hench

dre has headphones called dre beats

No only French knows what he means.

"But of course shorty sore for like 8 weeks/You know I beat the p*ssy up like them Dre beats"

To me It was poorfrom the off, the verse is poor, no p*ssy stays beat for 8 weeks. At first I thought it was maybe Dre Beats only last 8 weeks of use hard use, or take 8 weeks to get sent out during their mass hype, or just the way the equalizer goes up and down.

Then I thought f*ck it! French just wants a Dre Beats endoresment, so he sacrificed the raps.

and where he thinks he's nice and just giving a vibe/swagging, nobody would notice if he said some get money and f*ck*ng bitches sh*t.

[R1.]

or just the way the equalizer goes up and down.

[Mr. Martinez]

oh okay

so it has nothing to do with dre being ridiculously hench and a few hooks from him f*ck*ng you up for 8 weeks?

[Skola]

'i attract birds like scarecrows' - dot rotten

....yeah

[Fresh]

I treat you like milk, I'll do nothing but spoil you

Lil Flip - Sunshine.

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Tune was a mellow banger.

That makes perfect sense bro

don't know about you but I put my milk in the fridge and then drink it

is my man saying that he stores his milk on his boiler?

Maybe he's lactose intolerant?

[imhim]

Rick Ross - "In the two seater, me and two women..."

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the amount of times i was rackin my head... i was thinkin hmmm, are 2 girls sittin on each other... is 1 sitting on him whilst hes driving....

o_O

[gattsu]

'i attract birds like scarecrows' - dot rotten

....yeah

pmsl

[TF S4DK]

oh okay

so it has nothing to do with dre being ridiculously hench and a few hooks from him f*ck*ng you up for 8 weeks?

Dre ain't aggressive tho, nothing about him would make the consumer think that imo.

But like I said only French knows what the f*ck that ish means.

[The Infamous]

bag dad like Iraq

i get it but its stupid why would u say u bag dad?

[TF S4DK]

'i attract birds like scarecrows' - dot rotten

....yeah

Now that is BAD. He needs to see the Wizard of Oz for a brain.

[TF S4DK]

bag dad like Iraq

i get it but its stupid why would u say u bag dad?

Your baby mom's feel the wop c*ck back

Cause she was sittin on my lap

I stay with the oowap strap

I put your baby daddy in a body bag

When I squeeze and let the wop clap

I Baghdad like Iraq

Make sense now?

[The Infamous]

yeah tf it does now

im fresher than a peppermint

[TF S4DK]

Thats Tyga nothing he says makes sense.

[Flat Eric]

we dont disco dance

we're just here by...chance

[Flojo]

Master P - If you don't bring back my money, you can forget about christmas, cuz you aint gon' see new years

Maybe he wrote this between the 26th and 31st of December

[Flojo]

It's poor but

he's trying to hit them combos

dre's hench

dre has headphones called dre beats

No only French knows what he means.

"But of course shorty sore for like 8 weeks/You know I beat the p*ssy up like them Dre beats"

To me It was poorfrom the off, the verse is poor, no p*ssy stays beat for 8 weeks. At first I thought it was maybe Dre Beats only last 8 weeks of use hard use, or take 8 weeks to get sent out during their mass hype, or just the way the equalizer goes up and down.

Then I thought f*ck it! French just wants a Dre Beats endoresment, so he sacrificed the raps.

and where he thinks he's nice and just giving a vibe/swagging, nobody would notice if he said some get money and f*ck*ng bitches sh*t.

loool pos for trying to understand that much

[TF S4DK]

When a man owes money around Christmas, its likely he'll try skipping paying you back till January, as they wanna buy presents and celebrate the New Years.

The point is you may wanna pay me in the new year but you won't see Christmas let alone the new year if I dont get my money.

[stacksbranning]

Most of these make sense

[TF S4DK]

teach the world facts and give Saudi they oil back

now that sh*t there

does not make sense

?

[Sub_Zero]

"I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian,

Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."

O_O Chingy

Kanye - I live by two words, 'f*ck you, Pay me'

Jay - Z - The 38 revolve, like the sun around the earth

*shakes head*

Master P - If you don't bring back my money, you can forget about christmas, cuz you aint gon' see new years

Waynne - I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed

Warren G - What's next? Whats N-X-E-T?

Lil Wayne - I'm flier than an ostrich

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