you know youve wrapped it when..

[Kuffir]

my mans got d big ting

[Kurtis]

my mans got d big ting

 

i feel like ive missed something....

[Woodpecker]

jokes guy makes 20 quid a day and says couple euros to a man made 1000 euros before u woke up

funny thing is i feel sorry for this guy. bare chasing paper, when theres an actual secret team money on the forum

you lose son

edit-lol hows man gonna cus my laptop like i aint a grown man, it was a fucking bargain laptop im hurt

[Guest chap44uns]

fantastic story mister head of the "secret money team"

 

i bet your flat stinks of fish

 

"WHAT YOU MEAN TAKE OFF MY SHOES IN YOUR DEAD FLAT"

[Woodpecker]

lol i live in a early 19th century penthouse and sleep between two windows that stretch to the high ceilings, underneath a hand painted oil portrait of myself.

you live with your mum.

I have a messy desk.

your mum cleans yours.

I will buy a hand held hoover tomorrow, for the crumbs and shit on the desk, found a good cheap one for like 60EU

you will revise for a-levels and work at making di pockit moni

[Woodpecker]

CTRL+C
 

[Guest chap44uns]

[Skola]

Drink drive more time tbh

lol i swear skola done this before its a setup g, hes gonna drop di lecture now

Looooool nah I was just asking straight up coz i wouldn't stay sober just for the car but it's so convenient being able to hop in and drive home...

[Woodpecker]

hahaha that was a while ago cant remember who it was got bare emosh

 

driving drunk is the necessary evil sometimes

[Woodpecker]

 

 

[Skola]

hahaha that was a while ago cant remember who it was got bare emosh

 

driving drunk is the necessary evil sometimes

lol my rule is im not drunk if ive been to sleep since i stopped drinking

 

i will stay happily ignorant on that one

[gyal fi beg]

...

...

 

 

meanwhile...

 

 

these niggas aint wrappin nuffin

[Benicio del Toney]

Allow them drink driving talk still.

[Supernova]

When it gets to 3:27 am and you get a text saying

 

"Are you still here ? x"

[Woodpecker]

when you try roll to the afterparty/crib

 

'what about your friend?'

 

'shes going home'

 

WRAP

 

 

'I think the english accent is so sexy!'

 

WRAP

[Yoshie]

 

:lol:

[Thizz]

"Hey you x"

[Woodpecker]

lol traaaaaaast

[Supernova]

 

:lol:

Naaa whos desk is that?

[Woodpecker]

my desk fam, u lots carnt b that pissed about a few postit notes some OCD types

[Yoshie]

More cringing at putting notes on the laptop.

[Woodpecker]

don't worry, they aren't there anymore, typing was kind difficult

[Sole]

I'd say one of the best is when you hear the bars

"U MAKE ME FEEL SO COMFORTABLE"

Up there and often teamed with

"I DON'T USUALLY DO THIS"

wrapped with a bow.

[The Infamous]

 

:lol:

[Supernova]

"Why aren't you doing anything for valentines"

 

"I thought u were busy" 

 

"OMG no I am free tonight"

 

 

 

 

I think I found the wife lads