Lily Allen Vid: Racist or Got a point

[SLEAZE BALL]

TBF The only thing you wrote that's factual is that I'm a convicted criminal

Rest of the paragraph is duck tales

If you enjoy writing fiction that much you might as well ask Esquilax for the link instead of subjecting us to your nonsense

[JOHN DOE]

 

going to my first ever job interview tomorrow morning

the lies on my cv are immense from jobs i never worked to a degree i havent got

i am terrified i will not be able to keep up the facade

*crosses fingers*

 

 

customer service john lewis

 

 

Did get di ting still

Start training on Monday

She was happy with the gas and felt the swag

Think they're gonna contact my references now fingers crossed I don't get f'd over somehow

Need to shout you anyway shower will probably bel ya sometime over the weekend

 

[Michel Kane]

 

dying

 

[Afroman]

Failed mc convicted criminal. Young man with multiple kids working as a shop assistant for John Lewis.

That sounds like a failure to me.

 

 

 

 

going to my first ever job interview tomorrow morning

the lies on my cv are immense from jobs i never worked to a degree i havent got

i am terrified i will not be able to keep up the facade

*crosses fingers*

 

 

customer service john lewis

 

 

Did get di ting still

Start training on Monday

She was happy with the gas and felt the swag

Think they're gonna contact my references now fingers crossed I don't get f'd over somehow

Need to shout you anyway shower will probably bel ya sometime over the weekend

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dying

 

 

:lmao:

[Pro]

 

 

going to my first ever job interview tomorrow morning

the lies on my cv are immense from jobs i never worked to a degree i havent got

i am terrified i will not be able to keep up the facade

*crosses fingers*

 

 

customer service john lewis

 

 

Did get di ting still

Start training on Monday

She was happy with the gas and felt the swag

Think they're gonna contact my references now fingers crossed I don't get f'd over somehow

Need to shout you anyway shower will probably bel ya sometime over the weekend

 

 

[Mame Biram Diouf]

 

 

going to my first ever job interview tomorrow morning

the lies on my cv are immense from jobs i never worked to a degree i havent got

i am terrified i will not be able to keep up the facade

*crosses fingers*

 

 

customer service john lewis

 

 

Did get di ting still

Start training on Monday

She was happy with the gas and felt the swag

Think they're gonna contact my references now fingers crossed I don't get f'd over somehow

Need to shout you anyway shower will probably bel ya sometime over the weekend

 

 

 

[dub]

peak

[Afroman]

Ended Flap God. Calmly

[underwriter]

 

 

going to my first ever job interview tomorrow morning

the lies on my cv are immense from jobs i never worked to a degree i havent got

i am terrified i will not be able to keep up the facade

*crosses fingers*

 

 

customer service john lewis

 

 

Did get di ting still

Start training on Monday

She was happy with the gas and felt the swag

Think they're gonna contact my references now fingers crossed I don't get f'd over somehow

Need to shout you anyway shower will probably bel ya sometime over the weekend

 

 

 

 

 

 

[SLEAZE BALL]

Again for the record I have never worked as a shop assistant anywhere in the world

Customer services

I.e.

Office

Computer

Telephone

I stayed there for 3 months then got my current job (Finance).

Big fail right?

I am the closest thing to Frank Abagnale jr you are likely to come across in this life

People like you should show some fucking respect and ask how to do it instead of coming at me sideways like you ain't the same guy stealing drinks in the club

[JOHN DOE]

sounds like imhim part 2 

 

 

next minute youll be changing your username to business analyst 

[SLEAZE BALL]

I'm not an avatar like you and your boy imhim

I'm actually outside

Numerous people on here know me, have met me or have seen me in 3d

[Esquilax]

thank you john

 

feel like we've turned over a new leaf today