Dejan Savicevic Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Yo last night feds were going on milli for no reason. Check the one when your feeling lean your bladder gets weaker so i've come from food shop now and needed a piss standard. 1 feds pulled up in a truck and been like 'what are you doing?' dumb question so i've showed him obviously I need a piss sorry. Anyway 2 2s now the feds asked for my name so i gave it him and addresss and i mixed it up half mums address half grandmas. Look i know its slipping giving him a proper name but they had me up before and took my passport and fingerprints for a minor scuff so thought llow all the drama. Anyway i say to the prick you gonna arrest me or what? and he says no but i'm getting a letter through the post (if it gets here) you reckon i'm getting a fine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cookie Monster Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 sounds like something from a comedy sketch. but without the humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliechalk Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 You're a scumbag still... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Aleng Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 lol at not having a name and addy that clears fed checks in 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dejan Savicevic Posted January 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 lol at not having a name and addy that clears fed checks in 2010They too clever for that fam. Anyways its one where im trying to be a reasonable person then if feds wanna go on shady i've done nothing wrong. Not looking forward to an £80 fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderman Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 lol.2 years ago on nye one of my mates was dying for a piss when we was in central, big crowd everywhere. he thought f*ck it and went one side where it was a bit quiet by the side of a building and just went for a slash..next thing we kno he is being pushed up against the wall by feds and dashed in the van. turns out he pissed on the fed station LOL. they just gave him a stern warning and told him to try clean it up, which obviously u cant. ended up losing him for about an hour only to randomly see him on train platform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 pissing on the street should be legal during 22:00 and 05:00 the next day on fridays and saturdays, that way we can just piss and we are all drunk so no1 cares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 bruvur gonna get a letter addressed to youbut u wont receive it if anything if they dont do the checks properlyso it will just accumulate into bigger fines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Warning cos you pissed?PISSED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 dutty habitsnap out of it and take ontrol of ur bladder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VENOM Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 and the poor breh got 4 negs for that story. pissed.jus cos its NY dont mean u should be pissing on road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escapist Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 yeah its a tricky one coz when u gotta go u gotta go.find a more discrete place to piss next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero Yuy Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Got caught twice doing this the allowed me both timeMy drunken charm__________>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me normallytbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 lol @ £80 findsget ur money up plyr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YFSD Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 I got caught pissing on a doorknob in Watford a while ago, I was pissing and everyone was shouting "JACK RUN" but I was mid stream.He waited until I finished and came over and said how would you like it if I pissed on your house, I told him to go ahead.They took my name ect and told me I'd be getting a letter but I never got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 i swear jocelyn is an african females namechicks pissing on rd is f*ck*ng GRIM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero Yuy Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 " im gonna google you bitch " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meticulous Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 lol at not having a name and addy that clears fed checks in 2010They too clever for that fam.Nah it just depends on whether they want to believe you or not tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Triple XXX Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 having 2 addresses under 2 different names >>>____really dnt wanna find out what will happen after they get me for them parking tickets though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 just go somewhere less bait its not that hardbuti was pissin in a lane 1 time and the feds drove passed and clocked me from the main road just as i had finishedthey came sprinting down the lane flung me against the wallturns out they were on edge coz they thought they saw me stashing a weaponso they are searching around the lane near where im standingand they find all sort of sh*t! f*ckin full bottle of vodka, and a belt with a big buckle and im thinkin sh*t i wish i had searched this lane before you lotmadnessi had jeans on and no belt aswell proper lookin baiti just said well my jeans dont fall down lol and they done their radio checks no warrants let me go thankfully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Stashman Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 should have said you are from another country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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