Supermalt Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 Quote start.........A list of women that do, indeed, intimidate me.By the way, we’re using the term intimidate in its Meriam-Webster defined state of to make timid or fearful. Initially though, because at some point, you either sh*t or get off the pot.1. Women with pr0n star bodies or Serena Williams bodiesI can’t lie to you…I wouldn’t know what to do with a body like that. I see them. I ogle them. I appreciate from afar. But I can’t say that I’d want to actually truncate one of them fine stallions. I saw somebody make mention of this same phenomenon on Twitter or via a site (for the life of me I can’t remember where) and I nodded in agreement. What am I supposed to do with Cherokee D’A**??? She’d use me as a toothpick. I remember in college there was this rather unseemly girl with the body of a stripper/pr0n star that was trying to holler at me. Seeing as it was clearly going to be a toot it and boot it situation I figured what the hell. Except, I realized that I was afraid of her and what she might do to me. I like them more svelte. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate a good motorboat, but I tend to enjoy a nice sailboat for the most part. With a fully stocked bar. Of crazy.2. Women who are TOO sexxyNotice that my first two are women with extremely fertile crescents going on. There’s something about a woman who just looks like she’ll eat you for breakfast, spit you out, and then make you pay for it. I know a couple of women who are just too sexxy. The funny part is if you ask me if they’re hot, I’d tell you no, but they’re sexxy. Go figure. Plus I get the impression that a lot of these dames are the type that will rob you in your hotel room. Or at their house. Or at your house. Basically, its always the chicks who lure you in with their sex appeal who have you walking down the highway naked at 2am. Dog, I-85 is a LONG highway from Buckhead to Mechanicsville.3. Amazingly beautiful, down to earth womenLet me tell you a story. In undergrad I remember meeting this one chick who was quite easily one of the baddest chicks on campus. At Spelman, this is no small feat. I expected her to be a dbag but it turns out she was as nice as pie. And funny. She completely disarmed me. Like even if I had 8 and 2 guns arms, she would have taken all of them sh*ts. I was puzzled, dumbfounded, and smitten. I must have had “does not compute” written all over my face. You know, in this instance intimidate might be the wrong word. I was just more bebuddled and taken aback. But I definitely clammed up a bit because she got me. On some if she was worried where I been, or who I saw or what club I been to with my homies…she ain’t have to worry cuz she knew that she got me.4. Women who are a bit too loudYou can spot them a mile away. Mostly because you can hear them before you see them. My n*gga, I don’t care how banging she is, those women scare me. Those are the women who if they get mad at you feel inclined to let everybody within a 20 mile radius know. Naw, dunny, you can keep that public shaming to yourself. Let them chicks marry Mike Tyson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 did u write this mike kane? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Man Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 a total homo, he is a gamma male Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayGee Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 He sounds abit pathetic but is probably an example of many men. Which is necessary as they are needed to go after the less 'intimidating' women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Man Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 i retract aspects of my previous statement having read the disclaimer, i thought he was saying he cannot interest in attractive women. however he is still a gamma male according to my grading system. intimidated by 'beautiful' women. a beta male would be intimidated by what the law and media will say when they find her crucified in your appartment. an alpha male would probably just piss on her face 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 Very Smart Brothas. Quality blog./#3 is real sh*t, lol./Guys on here will probably front, it's in male nature, but there are a lot of women currently or in the past that have intimidated them in one way or another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lens Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 The most I would do is feel lucky if I got someone I might have thought was above my usual standards. I might even stop afterwards and think "how did I get that"But I will NEVER fail to approach a woman because she is "too sexy" "amazingly beautiful" or has a "porn star body" - these are all things I want.I can't even comprehend how these qualities are intimidating. and @MK, some women have intimidated me, by being hench, having harsh features, or loud, so point 4, I'll agree with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted July 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 ye the blog has some real talk, but some moist stuff aswell\lol i dont know how no.3 would have a guy shookif anything i would want her more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 Do you read or just skim?For #3, he said it wouldn't be a case of being intimidated, but basically, that bitch is like a unicorn, sh*t would throw you off balance for a moment & then you re-calibrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lens Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 Do you read or just skim?through it,see I'm influenced by the ghetto You ruined,that same dude You gave nothing I made something doin/I didn't say intimidated for #3, i said i would never fail to approach a woman for that reason, which judging by his reaction he might. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero Yuy Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 1. is bull shitThe rest are more to do with re-calculating your approach plan/play. Number 3 especially where you go in with the mentality of throwing some hard bars to break through the atmosphere only to realise there's actually no atmosphere and its a smooth landing onto the surface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agony Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 1. Women with pr0n star bodies or Serena Williams bodiesI can’t lie to you…I wouldn’t know what to do with a body like that. I see them. I ogle them. I appreciate from afar. But I can’t say that I’d want to actually truncate one of them fine stallions. I saw somebody make mention of this same phenomenon on Twitter or via a site (for the life of me I can’t remember where) and I nodded in agreement. What am I supposed to do with Cherokee D’A**??? She’d use me as a toothpick. I remember in college there was this rather unseemly girl with the body of a stripper/pr0n star that was trying to holler at me. Seeing as it was clearly going to be a toot it and boot it situation I figured what the hell. Except, I realized that I was afraid of her and what she might do to me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lens Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 number 1 should have man thinkin he wants to beat it straight away. bout "scared he can't handle". gamma's too early in the alphabet. man's Omega at best.speakin of which, when is he gonna be in a marvel film? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 I stopped reading after number one... But then came back and read the rest Lol.By the sounds of it his ideal girl is an ugly skinny quiet bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lens Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 this guy will never be satisfied.he'll go for his average girlthen whenever he sees a 10, be like "i wish my girl was that nice" etc. but will never go for them, so his girls will always be second best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TALLWAH Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 Guy sounds moist still, come like hes scared of chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 He sounds abit pathetic but is probably an example of many men. Which is necessary as they are needed to go after the less 'intimidating' women. cant believe men like this existcant even see them on my radar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LevelLouie Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 pmsl link me to the blog or where you guys read this alphabet male stuff im some kappa male atm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojo Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 Number 4 had me creasing, I know couple of man with chicks exactly like this.At home, family party, night out it doesn't matter - If she's pissed off she's letting everybody know about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M12 Part 2 Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 He sounds abit pathetic but is probably an example of many men. Which is necessary as they are needed to go after the less 'intimidating' women. cant believe men like this existcant even see them on my radarI too think men like this are bitch boys. Scared a woman has too much meat for you. SMH. Scared of a woman because shes too perfect as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 On some if she was worried where I been, or who I saw or what club I been to with my homies…she ain’t have to worry cuz she knew that she got me.the girl ain worried because she knows he ain got the cojones to move to the majority of females and he stinks of stale insecurity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symbol Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 Quote start.........A list of women that do, indeed, intimidate me.By the way, we’re using the term intimidate in its Meriam-Webster defined state of to make timid or fearful. Initially though, because at some point, you either sh*t or get off the pot.1. Women with pr0n star bodies or Serena Williams bodiesI can’t lie to you…I wouldn’t know what to do with a body like that. I see them. I ogle them. I appreciate from afar. But I can’t say that I’d want to actually truncate one of them fine stallions. I saw somebody make mention of this same phenomenon on Twitter or via a site (for the life of me I can’t remember where) and I nodded in agreement. What am I supposed to do with Cherokee D’A**??? She’d use me as a toothpick. I remember in college there was this rather unseemly girl with the body of a stripper/pr0n star that was trying to holler at me. Seeing as it was clearly going to be a toot it and boot it situation I figured what the hell. Except, I realized that I was afraid of her and what she might do to me. I like them more svelte. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate a good motorboat, but I tend to enjoy a nice sailboat for the most part. With a fully stocked bar. Of crazy.2. Women who are TOO sexxyNotice that my first two are women with extremely fertile crescents going on. There’s something about a woman who just looks like she’ll eat you for breakfast, spit you out, and then make you pay for it. I know a couple of women who are just too sexxy. The funny part is if you ask me if they’re hot, I’d tell you no, but they’re sexxy. Go figure. Plus I get the impression that a lot of these dames are the type that will rob you in your hotel room. Or at their house. Or at your house. Basically, its always the chicks who lure you in with their sex appeal who have you walking down the highway naked at 2am. Dog, I-85 is a LONG highway from Buckhead to Mechanicsville.3. Amazingly beautiful, down to earth womenLet me tell you a story. In undergrad I remember meeting this one chick who was quite easily one of the baddest chicks on campus. At Spelman, this is no small feat. I expected her to be a dbag but it turns out she was as nice as pie. And funny. She completely disarmed me. Like even if I had 8 and 2 guns arms, she would have taken all of them sh*ts. I was puzzled, dumbfounded, and smitten. I must have had “does not compute” written all over my face. You know, in this instance intimidate might be the wrong word. I was just more bebuddled and taken aback. But I definitely clammed up a bit because she got me. On some if she was worried where I been, or who I saw or what club I been to with my homies…she ain’t have to worry cuz she knew that she got me.4. Women who are a bit too loudYou can spot them a mile away. Mostly because you can hear them before you see them. My n*gga, I don’t care how banging she is, those women scare me. Those are the women who if they get mad at you feel inclined to let everybody within a 20 mile radius know. Naw, dunny, you can keep that public shaming to yourself. Let them chicks marry Mike Tyson. CHATTIN BARE sh*t 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-guy Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 Very Smart Brothas. Quality blog./#3 is real sh*t, lol./Guys on here will probably front, it's in male nature, but there are a lot of women currently or in the past that have intimidated them in one way or another.i honestly can't stand guys like youyou man should have your own separate 3rd gender because you sure as f*ck ain't menabout "fronting". of course you would just sum it up as that. the average woman is closer to understanding the mind of an alpha male than you and yours. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 It cost you nothing. Pay me no mind. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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