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50 WAYS TO BE A LAME RAPPER

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1. Make a song purposely for “girls” called “(insert blank) Girl”.

2. Have the word “fly”, “swag”, “hot”, “baller”, “money”, “stuntin” in the title of your song.

3. Buy beats from the “producer of the moment”.

4. Tell your local producer that you need a “Lex Luger style” beat

5. Adopt Rick Ross’ flow from “BMF” as your default Southern flow.

6. Pattern your career after Jay-Z

7. Have the words “Lil”, “Young”, “J” as the beginning of your rap name.

8. Rap with a Southern accent when you’re from North of the Mason-Dixon.

9. Sing in your raps because you heard Drake do it.

10. Get Neck tats.

11. Sip lean.

12. Take pictures with rappers and post them online.

13. Make an album full of songs “for the club”, “for the girls”, “for the strip clubs” and “for the streets”.

14. Claim that your mixtape is “classic” on twitter.

15. Retweet every positive thing someone says about you.

16. Spam twitter daily asking fans to request your “smash hit single”.

17. Constantly email blogs to post your music.

18. Send out press releases using Gmail.

19. Don’t learn how to produce.

20. Don’t learn how to engineer.

21. Tell people online that your “the hottest in the streets”.

22. Threaten the local dj with violence if he doesn’t play your song.

23. Tell your girl your coming home late because you’re “working in the studio”.

24. Tell people you’re bringing real hip hop back.

25. Put more effort into the video than you did in making the song.

26. Shoot a video for a song that doesn’t demand a video.

27. Allude in interviews that “some big things are in the works”.

28. Blame your record label for lack of sales.

29. Hate on every other rapper.

30. Create an acronym like “YMCMB” for your “record label” and give it a twitter hashtag.

31, Create an acronym like “YMCMB” for your “record label” and put it on a grey sweatshirt.

32. Claim other rappers are gay and not hip-hop.

33. Claim how you beat up rappers.

34. Use tired punchlines like “7 days, weak”.

35. Use hash-tag flow excessively or improperly.

36. Think that features with certain rappers will blow you up.

37. Think that being signed will blow you up.

38. Think that being on a certain website will blow you up.

39. Claim your “the greatest rapper alive”.

40. Claim you should have made XXL’s “Rookie of the Year”.

41. Diss young people for wearing skinny jeans.

42. Claim Wu-Tang is the real sh*t.

43. Pay Worldstar to post up your video.

44. Claim you’ve done so much for your city.

45. Claim you’ve “put people on”.

46. Claim a rapper that blew up stole your style.

47. Tell everyone you’re going to “change the game”.

48. Tell people your the next *insert successful rapper*.

49. Claim your a movement.

50. Read this list and not change.

http://www.yorapper.com/50-ways-to-be-a-lame-rapper/

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7. Have the words “Lil”, “Young”, “J” as the beginning of your rap name.

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51. Start a record label that only exists as a facebook page

52. Put out a mixtape and then take two years for the follow up

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1. Make a song purposely for “girls” called “(insert blank) Girl”.

2. Have the word “fly”, “swag”, “hot”, “baller”, “money”, “stuntin” in the title of your song.

3. Buy beats from the “producer of the moment”.

4. Tell your local producer that you need a “Lex Luger style” beat

5. Adopt Rick Ross’ flow from “BMF” as your default Southern flow.

6. Pattern your career after Jay-Z

7. Have the words “Lil”, “Young”, “J” as the beginning of your rap name.

8. Rap with a Southern accent when you’re from North of the Mason-Dixon.

9. Sing in your raps because you heard Drake do it.

10. Get Neck tats.

11. Sip lean.

12. Take pictures with rappers and post them online.

13. Make an album full of songs “for the club”, “for the girls”, “for the strip clubs” and “for the streets”.

14. Claim that your mixtape is “classic” on twitter.

15. Retweet every positive thing someone says about you.

16. Spam twitter daily asking fans to request your “smash hit single”.

17. Constantly email blogs to post your music.

18. Send out press releases using Gmail.

19. Don’t learn how to produce.

20. Don’t learn how to engineer.

21. Tell people online that your “the hottest in the streets”.

22. Threaten the local dj with violence if he doesn’t play your song.

23. Tell your girl your coming home late because you’re “working in the studio”.

24. Tell people you’re bringing real hip hop back.

25. Put more effort into the video than you did in making the song.

26. Shoot a video for a song that doesn’t demand a video.

27. Allude in interviews that “some big things are in the works”.

28. Blame your record label for lack of sales.

29. Hate on every other rapper.

30. Create an acronym like “YMCMB” for your “record label” and give it a twitter hashtag.

31, Create an acronym like “YMCMB” for your “record label” and put it on a grey sweatshirt.

32. Claim other rappers are gay and not hip-hop.

33. Claim how you beat up rappers.

34. Use tired punchlines like “7 days, weak”.

35. Use hash-tag flow excessively or improperly.

36. Think that features with certain rappers will blow you up.

37. Think that being signed will blow you up.

38. Think that being on a certain website will blow you up.

39. Claim your “the greatest rapper alive”.

40. Claim you should have made XXL’s “Rookie of the Year”.

41. Diss young people for wearing skinny jeans.

42. Claim Wu-Tang is the real sh*t.

43. Pay Worldstar to post up your video.

44. Claim you’ve done so much for your city.

45. Claim you’ve “put people on”.

46. Claim a rapper that blew up stole your style.

47. Tell everyone you’re going to “change the game”.

48. Tell people your the next *insert successful rapper*.

49. Claim you(')r(e) a movement.

50. Read this list and not change.

http://www.yorapper....-a-lame-rapper/

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Written by young salty salt and lil hater

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surprised The word Kat Stacks and f*ck didn't feature in that list.

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what would the uk version contain?

claim to trap?

rent cars?

purchase lots of lv and gucci?

pay grimedaily to up ur vid?

.......

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what would the uk version contain?

claim to trap?

rent cars?

purchase lots of lv and gucci?

pay grimedaily to up ur vid?

.......

lmao

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STICK TO THIS THREAD AND LABEL THINGS THAT SHOULD CONTAIN UK ASPECTS OF THIS

AND WE FORM OUR OWN

E.G UK RAPPERS ACTING LIKE U.S RAPPERS DONT INFLUENCE THEM AT ALL

THAT SHOULD BE ON THE TOP 5

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what would the uk version contain?

claim to trap?

rent cars?

purchase lots of lv and gucci?

pay grimedaily to up ur vid?

.......

lmao

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51. Start a record label that only exists as a facebook page

52. Put out a mixtape and then take two years for the follow up

LMAO

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