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lol dats stupid still... worst thing i done was jogging down the road tripped over and smashed my face into a kerb fracturing my eye socket. pissed

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Once jumped from the top of my stairs into my bathroom, forgetting about the doorframe which subsequently clashed with my head top as i reached the peak height from my jump, knocking me out cold and needing 5 stiches to sew back up.

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jumpin on a bed with a metal frame wen i was about 4 with my sisteri knocked my head on it, less than a mm from my right eye, i still gt the scarbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare blood my sis was cryin baaaaare n non of my parents wer inso we jus cried ourselves to sleep lol, my mum said she came in n we wer both asleep like huggin each other

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jumpin on a bed with a metal frame wen i was about 4 with my sisteri knocked my head on it, less than a mm from my right eye, i still gt the scarbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare blood my sis was cryin baaaaare n non of my parents wer inso we jus cried ourselves to sleep lol, my mum said she came in n we wer both asleep like huggin each other
This is gonna sound dred but if i saw that 4rm far i would of thought u were dead styl.
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well i was just about to cross the road, the traffic light wasn't green yet and the cars weren't moving, so i thought i'd quickly walk across the road while i could (i was in a rush) anyway by the time i got to the middle of the road the cars started speeding towards me, i was like "sh*t, i'm gonna die", so i sprinted to the other side of the pavement like there was no tommorow and then got verbally abused by passers by calling me a "stupid girl" and shaking their heads in disbelief and sh*t

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well i was just about to cross the road, the traffic light wasn't green yet and the cars weren't moving, so i thought i'd quickly walk across the road while i could (i was in a rush) anyway by the time i got to the middle of the road the cars started speeding towards me, i was like "sh*t, i'm gonna die", so i sprinted to the other side of the pavement like there was no tommorow and then got verbally abused by passers by calling me a "stupid girl" and shaking their heads in disbelief and sh*t
pretty stupid, not as bad as losing ur sheep tho
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when i was like 3 or 4 fell face 1st in2 a table cnt memba wat i was doin but i kno i was rampin ive still got da scar on 1 of my eyelidsand also wen i was 11 i was play murder in da dark wid my big sis, 2 cut a long story short sum how i knocked da handle off my wardrobe, fell of the bed n my arm got caught on da screw. i didnt feel nething but wen i saw all the blood i passed out. I've still got a 6 to 8 inch scar on my arm.OMD jus membered wen i punched but frontroom wondow n f*cked up my hand lol dnt ask me y i did it i think i was angry @ sum1 lol

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jumpin on a bed with a metal frame wen i was about 4 with my sisteri knocked my head on it, less than a mm from my right eye, i still gt the scarbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare blood my sis was cryin baaaaare n non of my parents wer inso we jus cried ourselves to sleep lol, my mum said she came in n we wer both asleep like huggin each other
LOOLPutting my finger into the hand blender..it was only last year as well. Curiosity always gets the best of me
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wen i used to show off on my push bike and ride bare fast den i tried to buss a big boy skid and i feel off and went flying into the guys car dat i was showin off to, felt like a d*ckhead still. O yea and the time i rolled in to skool in my uniform on non-uniform day cos i didnt wna pay the ã1.50 felt like a knob.

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i remember standing in dog poo when i was about 11 , my friends tolds me i was standing in it and tryed to direct me how to get my foot out of it but then i went and did the opposite of what they was telling me and stood in an even bigger piece of poo.i felt like a such d*ckshit.

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i remember standing in dog poo when i was about 11 , my friends tolds me i was standing in it and tryed to direct me how to get my foot out of it but then i went and did the opposite of what they was telling me and stood in an even bigger piece of poo.i felt like a such d*ckshit.
biggrin.gif Why didnt you jsut look down and see?Are you blind?
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i remember standing in dog poo when i was about 11 , my friends tolds me i was standing in it and tryed to direct me how to get my foot out of it but then i went and did the opposite of what they was telling me and stood in an even bigger piece of poo.i felt like a such d*ckshit.
biggrin.gif Why didnt you jsut look down and see?Are you blind?
must of been 8 years ago
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i remember standing in dog poo when i was about 11 , my friends tolds me i was standing in it and tryed to direct me how to get my foot out of it but then i went and did the opposite of what they was telling me and stood in an even bigger piece of poo.i felt like a such d*ckshit.
biggrin.gif Why didnt you jsut look down and see?Are you blind?
must of been 8 years ago
So you couldnt look down? :D
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ONCE I got this fresh new mountain bike, i was about 10/11. Riding it up and down the road. My dad come out and was chatting to one of his mates who brought his two daughters along (around the same age as me). The girls where just standing watching. So I thought f*ck it mans got a new bike, im looking and feeling good. So i ride past them, buss a trick where I ride with my hands off the steering feeling like a some top G. Next thing now, lost control and crash into a shop window.

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i remember standing in dog poo when i was about 11 , my friends tolds me i was standing in it and tryed to direct me how to get my foot out of it but then i went and did the opposite of what they was telling me and stood in an even bigger piece of poo.i felt like a such d*ckshit.
biggrin.gif Why didnt you jsut look down and see?Are you blind?
must of been 8 years ago
So you couldnt look down? :D
lol yea i could of but i was so traumatised from standing in the poo in the 1st place , i panicked and turned to walk out of it but ended up walkin in an even bigger piece without looking down , didnt help that i didnt listen to my friends navigation instructions either .
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