pissing on your bredrins toilet seat

[PRiMETiME]

No, sometimes I miss and hit the seat though. I hate it when your piss comes out in a double squiring frenzy. Its so annoying and hard to control.

LMFAO.

[Guest I.B.BLACKMAN]

Hate after u finish have sex and u have ur standard after sex piss, however it takes ages to come out, like its fighting with the semen to barge its way through to get out the japs eye

YA GEMME

[Dipset]

lol at this topicand Nope

[Jodie]

I prefer smearing a small bit of sh*t on the wall.I done it in McDonalds on Blackbird Hill once. I poo'd in a bit of tissue paper and put a tiny peice of sh*t in the middle of each tile in the cubicle. I thought it looked quite decorative. Poor cleaner though.

LOOOLNow thats just wrong!

[lol]

No

i wasn't raised in the junglewhy would you do that to a friend?

[Carpe_Deum]

No

i wasn't raised in the junglewhy would you do that to a friend?

[Guest roskie_07]

i hate it when the bastard toilet seat dont stay up!

You know this. Just imagine if your drunk and you have to hold your piece and your bredrins dutty toilet seat that's some hype ting. And you know your piss is going everywhere.

[Tom]

i sit & piss

Are you a woman? Sitting on someone elses seat? You don't know if they're hygenic.

[KnuckleDuster]

My brother sits down to pee. He told me.

[Guest StabiloBossman]

My mate used to rent a room in sum posh house ã120 a week cos his dad was loaded used to pay half his rent i was round dere desperate for a piss and this posh tosser hoo lived in the next room used to hate us cos we used to tear the balls wid our late nite grime mix ups and blazes stinkin out this posh well looked after yard, ne way this breh was takin long in the bath and my mate was like carm down man wait jst hold ure piss in...bout 10 mins later the fat prick got out of the bath and left the bat mat on the floor (sum towel sort of fing),obviously wet cos hed jst stood on it after he got out the bath so i ran up in there after he finished and started pissin then fort f*ck it and started pissin on this bath mat sort of mixed it up wid the bath water not to much but enough. My mate hoos a lemon c*nt walked in the bathroom then walked out not nowin id pissed on the mat knocked on the mans door sed oi pricky i pay rent here aswell an i tidy up after me so put the bath mat were it belongs.The fat prick walked in the bath room and hung the bath mat back over the shower door seperator fingy but then i felt tite cos my mate would have to take it back down in the morning to use for his shower.Oh well he got evicted for the noise in the end after we boyed it one nite rinsin the tunes at 2 in the mornin on a monday

[TAKE HEED]

do you ever piss all over the walls and soak the floor ?

LMAO

[Neo]

do you ever piss all over the walls and soak the floor ?

LMAO

RESURRECTION

[Davicious X]

Its truelly not about going to someone elses house and not respectin it.If you do miss you have to clean up after yourself

[Bobby Reds]

i sit & piss

lol shut up, like some bitch

nvnxnfihfdsojdfsdfgdojdpslmao

[Scorpzz]

never really pissed on my bredrins floor if im honest, but have pissed all over the walls in a public toilet, not by choice. involuntary

[bex]

this nasty topic really did not need to be resurrected lol

[Stig]

ever sneezed when your pissing?its f*ckeryanything can happenyou have to keep a tight grip to make sure your piece doesnt go back into your boxers whilst your pissing

[LIQUID]

ever sneezed when your pissing?its f*ckeryanything can happenyou have to keep a tight grip to make sure your piece doesnt go back into your boxers whilst your pissing

no sendage and no homobut ur piece must not be very big if it can just go back into ur boxers wen ur takin a piss. sneeze or no sneeze

[Stig]

ever sneezed when your pissing?its f*ckeryanything can happenyou have to keep a tight grip to make sure your piece doesnt go back into your boxers whilst your pissing

no sendage and no homobut ur piece must not be very big if it can just go back into ur boxers wen ur takin a piss. sneeze or no sneeze

no homo but i dont piss with my trousers around my ankles no homo

[Realz.]

nah man, thats disrespect!!