Guest Robin_Van_PersG Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Dam is one of those places i feel to reach, don't blaze though so is it worth going?Amsterdam story i heard (real sh*t), Cause my freind knows the sufferer.A group of apprentice electricians went on a short break to Dam a few years back (probably about 5 years now) and their leader/trainer/lecturer whatever went with then. They'd been there a couple of days done the standard tourist things - smoked a bit, raved a bit, a couple banged a few pros ANYWAY on the second to last night they decided to go to a live sex show cause it was the equivalent of £10 to get in.Right then, so they get inside theres about 2,000 people some locals but mainly tourists and theres a few strippers come up and a host for the evening, a few sex games take place between the performers and then 2 of them (1 guy, 1 chik start f*ck*ng on stage), the host comes back out. two two nows the host calls out a chick, who apparently is peng (dutch women look evvil but neway) makes her strip down and makes her lay down on the floor. he then shouts in english 'which member of the audience would like to f*ck this woman on the stage?'.A few hands go up but the host choose the boss of the apprentices. he then says to him ' you can f*ck this woman for 10 minutes, but their is a forfeit'. Guy agrees and starts f*ck*ng the woman. He f*cks her and apparently some of the crowd start laughing. Woman kisses him and walks of the stage and back on with a dustbin and handcuffs the guy to the dustbin then kisses him again. lights darken then come back on and a guy (black - not really relevant i suppose) is standing behind him, the locals are laughing. The guy then starts pumping him out and the boss is screaming, his boys run on to the stage to help him out but its too late by then!!!Guy was traumatised, marriage fell apart, became depresed, gave up work and alsorts.Advice - be careful. real story as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j-step Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 sounds liek bullshit imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thun Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 lights darken then come back on and a guy (black - not really relevant i suppose) is standing behind him, the locals are laughing. The guy then starts pumping him out and the boss is screaming, his boys run on to the stage to help him out but its too late by then!!!By pumping him your saying the guy got bummed?Dont think this could happen in Dam to the English. The guys head would have been stamped on for hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Robin_Van_PersG Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 lights darken then come back on and a guy (black - not really relevant i suppose) is standing behind him, the locals are laughing. The guy then starts pumping him out and the boss is screaming, his boys run on to the stage to help him out but its too late by then!!!By pumping him your saying the guy got bummed?Dont think this could happen in Dam to the English. The guys head would have been stamped on for hours.yeah straight up. The guy who told me knew the victim and ain't really the type to bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstition Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Yeah coz Amsterdam is so liberal that you can legally rape people in front of audiences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
local Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Dam is one of those places i feel to reach, don't blaze though so is it worth going?Amsterdam story i heard (real sh*t), Cause my freind knows the sufferer.A group of apprentice electricians went on a short break to Dam a few years back (probably about 5 years now) and their leader/trainer/lecturer whatever went with then. They'd been there a couple of days done the standard tourist things - smoked a bit, raved a bit, a couple banged a few pros ANYWAY on the second to last night they decided to go to a live sex show cause it was the equivalent of £10 to get in.Right then, so they get inside theres about 2,000 people some locals but mainly tourists and theres a few strippers come up and a host for the evening, a few sex games take place between the performers and then 2 of them (1 guy, 1 chik start f*ck*ng on stage), the host comes back out. two two nows the host calls out a chick, who apparently is peng (dutch women look evvil but neway) makes her strip down and makes her lay down on the floor. he then shouts in english 'which member of the audience would like to f*ck this woman on the stage?'.A few hands go up but the host choose the boss of the apprentices. he then says to him ' you can f*ck this woman for 10 minutes, but their is a forfeit'. Guy agrees and starts f*ck*ng the woman. He f*cks her and apparently some of the crowd start laughing. Woman kisses him and walks of the stage and back on with a dustbin and handcuffs the guy to the dustbin then kisses him again. lights darken then come back on and a guy (black - not really relevant i suppose) is standing behind him, the locals are laughing. The guy then starts pumping him out and the boss is screaming, his boys run on to the stage to help him out but its too late by then!!!Guy was traumatised, marriage fell apart, became depresed, gave up work and alsorts.Advice - be careful. real story as well.THANK YOU(no homo)some1 else with this storyi kno of this happenin to two peoplelmao at his life bein ruined over it thoit's only a bit of rape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Robin_Van_PersG Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Dam is one of those places i feel to reach, don't blaze though so is it worth going?Amsterdam story i heard (real sh*t), Cause my freind knows the sufferer.A group of apprentice electricians went on a short break to Dam a few years back (probably about 5 years now) and their leader/trainer/lecturer whatever went with then. They'd been there a couple of days done the standard tourist things - smoked a bit, raved a bit, a couple banged a few pros ANYWAY on the second to last night they decided to go to a live sex show cause it was the equivalent of £10 to get in.Right then, so they get inside theres about 2,000 people some locals but mainly tourists and theres a few strippers come up and a host for the evening, a few sex games take place between the performers and then 2 of them (1 guy, 1 chik start f*ck*ng on stage), the host comes back out. two two nows the host calls out a chick, who apparently is peng (dutch women look evvil but neway) makes her strip down and makes her lay down on the floor. he then shouts in english 'which member of the audience would like to f*ck this woman on the stage?'.A few hands go up but the host choose the boss of the apprentices. he then says to him ' you can f*ck this woman for 10 minutes, but their is a forfeit'. Guy agrees and starts f*ck*ng the woman. He f*cks her and apparently some of the crowd start laughing. Woman kisses him and walks of the stage and back on with a dustbin and handcuffs the guy to the dustbin then kisses him again. lights darken then come back on and a guy (black - not really relevant i suppose) is standing behind him, the locals are laughing. The guy then starts pumping him out and the boss is screaming, his boys run on to the stage to help him out but its too late by then!!!Guy was traumatised, marriage fell apart, became depresed, gave up work and alsorts.Advice - be careful. real story as well.THANK YOU(no homo)some1 else with this storyi kno of this happenin to two peoplelmao at his life bein ruined over it thoit's only a bit of rape Bredrin he got f*cked out infront of about 2,000 people, noway could his life have been the same again. Superstition boy i don't know but thats what i got told and theres no reason for the guy to bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
local Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 doubt it was 2000but stilli don't actually kno which geezas it happened toone geeza from my m8s work told me it happened to his mate.....n the other time its jus a group of older lads from the areathey wouldn't say who it happened to tho to save him the embarrasmentbut they've all carried on as normal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 not true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PROFIT2 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 bayy i rad your first post y they think your a local swear your not dutchlol na im not dutchmaybe its cos my dress sense/beahaviouroh you rockin those mad SB cloggs again??nah on a level explain cos i dont get how there finkin your dutch swear your oriental no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bay_u Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 bayy i rad your first post y they think your a local swear your not dutchlol na im not dutchmaybe its cos my dress sense/beahaviouroh you rockin those mad SB cloggs again??nah on a level explain cos i dont get how there finkin your dutch swear your oriental no?im not oriental no, south eastern asian yes, oriental no.i dont know man, everytime im in shops and workers approach me they wud say it in dutch then i just go 'english' lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bay_u Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 paid £140 for return flight an accomodation£80 for flight£64 for three nights in hotelwww.hotels.nlwhenn what hotel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderman Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Brother Malcolm, im aware it might not be heaven, but if heaven was on Earth, it would be in Dam. Its f*ck*ng sick. Not just the blazing either.(another long post)TRUST, lol its all true. its heaven.JUST got back from 2 days there. was lean the whole time there, lean on the plane back, just smaaaaaashed.the peng is toooo much, all the different smells and tastes and highs are sickkk. you can sickly buy the best buds over the counter and just strap up the tonkest heads and jam in sum nice fluffy sofa...i was wid bout 15 heads so we was f*ckin creating some clouds of smoke everywhere we was going. it got sooo much after, ive NEVER smoked that much weed before in my life. it got to the point where we would bun in a coffee shop, then bill some to bun ON THE WAY to a nex coffee shop, then bun in der n sh*t lolol. we was bunnin EVERYWHERE. the rooms were fulllll of roaches on the floor, bare sheets and blem everywhere haha.aside from the ganja tho, the place is really paradise. decent weather, gd breeze, lots of rivers n sick architecture and really, really chilled out vibes from the place and everyone there. still it is a small place tho, i saw sumone from my old high school out der at grey area, sum other youts from west aswell...there fast food also tastes a lot better than londons, ders more quality to it. i spent BAAAAARE on munch cos i was so lean on the f*ckin munchies. every bite felt like a scene out of harold n kumar. also GENERALLY there female levels seem to be higher, there are tonnes of peng chicks walkin about der. the red light district is nuts, the whole place comes like PORNSTAR VILLAGE LOL. dem hoes are sick, its basically like f*ckin a pornstar, u just merk em altho they will just do everything they can to make u cum n fake if needed lmao. one brer i was wid went TWICE, back to back. he was mad, bussin a sweat wen he comes out n sh*t haha...and FINALY, the raving there was BAAAAAD, simply for the fact that the venue i went to was huuuuuge and looked serious all covered in graff. the main room was the same size as ministriy and the seating/billing area was big aswell....sparkin up tonk heads in the middle of the rave on the dancefloor where everyones wiling out>>>>>>>>>actually seeing sexy chicks do that was even better. would definatly go again, but nt anytime soon cos i need to raise up money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Radio Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 how much u spend altogether Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderman Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 bout 5 heads i was wid did shrooms aswell, i was on doin half a box but i just llowed it...i didnt even no wen it was opened, only gt told wen they finished em. apparently they was just feelin more buzzed than anything, on dem hype giggles. minor tripping, but nobody was TRIPPPPPED out, just a bit zoned....tbh, i think i tripped out to my first spliff of SOUR DIESEL cos everything went from really bright to really dark and the lines of colours just blurred. it was nuts, i was just sitting there bare still, i couldnt move...at one point i was gettin a bit shook cos my eyes were shutting, and even wen i opened em it was all dark still. i thought i was gna whitey aswell, but luckily i recovered after bout 15 mins and i was seeing all in HD lol....but after dat i was SICK on the best mode, and just drawing nex punk i was feelin live. but i aint gna lie for those 15 mins i felt like i wasnt gna snap out, i thought i was dooooone for.also how can nobody have mentioned the HASH OUT DER>>>>>>>>>>>>>the taste is so nice, tastes like a chocolate candle at times...had the black iscilator, the super pollen.....that made the high more smooth, everything was feelin warmmmmmmm. gets u a bit lazy tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderman Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 how much u spend altogetherhotel + flight = 100ishspending money for 2 days = 150-180 euro's.... it was f*ckin BAAAARE expensive, but i was indamm from 9am till 430am the nex day, i was literally out the whole day...so i spent bare. but like thats the only way to do it i think, no point goin dam to just stay asleep in ur hotel bare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hhhhhhh8 Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 What exactly does a chocolate candle taste like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderman Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 What exactly does a chocolate candle taste like?lol it was the best way i could describe it still...well like the smell was a bit like a candle but wid a weedy scent n thickness obviously, and the taste was a bit chocolate-ish...VEEEERY smooth.best bud for me out der was the super silver haze or the cheese for the planty bun and nice high, OR the bubblegum for the smooth draw and more relaxed buzz.the silver bubble in grey area was sick aswell, combined the 2.Jack Herar was nice but u can DEFINATELY see how much the other strains have improved to be better in the cannibis cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Stinson Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Spiderman is making me want to go 2moro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderman Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Spiderman is making me want to go 2moro.lol, bruv im nt even hyping it...it is EXACTLY how everyone says it is. the first time, it always strikes u, even if ur expecting it.after i tripped out i swear it felt like i was knocked into another planet, its just a complete different world out der, and it seems to run a lot better than ours generally anyways lol. as in the way the city functions, its just better, more efficient.i dunno if it was cos i was baaare high, but just gettin my head round prostitution bein legal was a lot, dem deep thoughts. i was baffled at first i swear, its literally like living in pornstar village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderman Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 the buzz is so clean aswell, proper nice n u dnt need to worry bout any crap in ur weed....just straight up clean high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thizz Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 FOR EVERYONE WHO LISTENS TO DRUM AND BASS AND WANTS TO GO DAM HOLD UP TILL NOVEMBER AND REACH INNOVATION IN DAM.GONNA BE ALOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Risky Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 which hotel in amsterdam did u stay at?u talkin bout dat chocolate candle "that guy" cream thing???hold tight every1 who's goin in july/august Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Risky Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 why does the word ICEEE turn into the word "that guy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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