Lofa Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 LOLim guilty of doing thisall the time My father has actually done this once, he feels if the bus driver is black that is a automatic free pass. The way i had to just walk on and go sit upstairs to save face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAKE HEED Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 People getting angry on a hands free kit.LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacardi_Up Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Some boy got dash of the bus and police came then he started get rough with the feds and they pinned him down on the floor.Funny sh*t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddaz Posted September 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Some boy got dash of the bus and police came then he started get rough with the feds and they pinned him down on the floor.Funny sh*t.He probably deserved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacardi_Up Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 ^^^Probably, from when you get rough with the feds you know what time it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinyl Phantasy Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 i was on a pedal bike some chick walked past and i rode straight over the bonnet of a parked car.embarressing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 I saw somethin damn nasty on harrow road...one dude was pissing right next to someones car then proceeded to eat his kfc wid his pissy hands!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 LolI saw suttin like that happen the other day. Was crossing the road but it just turned to green. Next minute this lil asian boy was about to run across thinking he would made it. He got 1/4 into to road then he got dragged back. He was proper close to getting run over if he carried on. Next minute his sister dragged him and gave him one big slap in his jaw. I just remember seeing one black driving blatently bennin. I was trying not to laugh myself still.Other random funny thing was the other day some short guy came into the shop iwork in asking for job vacancies. he handed in a cv and went but me and one next till girl just started poppin cus man couldnt even see over the till. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorpzz Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 I find it funny when you and some random man watch a girls back off then look at each other and start laughing then the stranger makes a random comment and even if its not funny you just have to laugh.Its more funny when its some old old man thats watching a back off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 was driving down chatsworth road 1 night & see some dude walkin down the road naked like it was nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddaz Posted September 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 too many funny stories to mention but i'll try a few.- about 3 weeks ago I was waiting for a bus and this 6 foot hench african yute was standing in front of me wating a packet of chocolate finger. eating them like crisps. I actually took a photo cos i was crasing so hard. - one boy who went to our school scored a goal during P.E and tried to do the Jurgen Klinsman slide. He started sliding on the ground but where the grass was dry his chest stopped moving along the ground but his legs curled over his back (like a scorpion). one of the funniest moments of my life. LMAOTHAT SOUNDS PAINFUL STILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lofa Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 The time my friend was all baby talking to her tinnnnny kitten ( like ahhhhhh cutsy wutsy etc). She could hold it in the palm of her, next thing the cat just looks at her and sneezes in her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukhh_187 Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 This arab family always leave there baby on the doorstop on its own for like 30mins when it crys.it will be funny when it gets 'maddyed' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Boy B Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 LMAO i was in KFC marble arch a few weeks ago and some lady was sittin next to the stairs which go to the floor above, and a piece of dust fell down .. i could see the dust fallin slowly in her direction and it landed on her arm .. and she got shook and jumped up and her food came off the table.I was in tears i had to leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Social Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 LOL some of these gave me joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 i got off a bus with my bredrin,theres a brer ahead of us walking in the same directionhe turns right where we intend 2 turn rightthen he mustve seen us so he looked back once 2 c where we wereive noticed it but im thinking,hes just staying on pointso im talking 2 my boy then cz we were l8 we picked up speedwe cut the gap 2 like 15metres on the boythen he starts looking back BARE..2 2s he starts jogging so we r like SEENthis pathways long,hes halfway down it then we closed the gap again cz he stopped joggingthen he looked back took his cap off & DUCKEDDDDDDDDDi realised wag1 so i started creasing,my boy clocked onso then i started shouting 'GET HIM BLAD,CATCH HIM CATCH HIM''OIIIIIIIII UUUUU'he looked back whilst running,i did a quick dart 4ward & he was missing,turned the corner n tingso we get 2 the field,bare then we c the same brer cotching w8ing 2 play footballhis heart mustve been BEATING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJSPARK Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 i got off a bus with my bredrin,theres a brer ahead of us walking in the same directionhe turns right where we intend 2 turn rightthen he mustve seen us so he looked back once 2 c where we wereive noticed it but im thinking,hes just staying on pointso im talking 2 my boy then cz we were l8 we picked up speedwe cut the gap 2 like 15metres on the boythen he starts looking back BARE..2 2s he starts jogging so we r like SEENthis pathways long,hes halfway down it then we closed the gap again cz he stopped joggingthen he looked back took his cap off & DUCKEDDDDDDDDDi realised wag1 so i started creasing,my boy clocked onso then i started shouting 'GET HIM BLAD,CATCH HIM CATCH HIM''OIIIIIIIII UUUUU'he looked back whilst running,i did a quick dart 4ward & he was missing,turned the corner n tingso we get 2 the field,bare then we c the same brer cotching w8ing 2 play footballhis heart mustve been BEATINGwhere was this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Eric Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 i got off a bus with my bredrin,theres a brer ahead of us walking in the same directionhe turns right where we intend 2 turn rightthen he mustve seen us so he looked back once 2 c where we wereive noticed it but im thinking,hes just staying on pointso im talking 2 my boy then cz we were l8 we picked up speedwe cut the gap 2 like 15metres on the boythen he starts looking back BARE..2 2s he starts jogging so we r like SEENthis pathways long,hes halfway down it then we closed the gap again cz he stopped joggingthen he looked back took his cap off & DUCKEDDDDDDDDDi realised wag1 so i started creasing,my boy clocked onso then i started shouting 'GET HIM BLAD,CATCH HIM CATCH HIM''OIIIIIIIII UUUUU'he looked back whilst running,i did a quick dart 4ward & he was missing,turned the corner n tingso we get 2 the field,bare then we c the same brer cotching w8ing 2 play footballhis heart mustve been BEATINGwhere was this?Twas you init boss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Funniest, most random thing EVER when I was on the bus coming home from school 1 time.There were 2 FRESH Morrocan bre's sat on the bus couple seats in front lol1 of them were telling the other 1 some news cos all you could hear was"Alla alla alla achma ach ach" lmfaoThe other one had on a cap and he was just holding his head going (in ridiculously high pitched voice)"OH MA GOSH, OH MA GOSH"LOLThey went back and forth with the same lines about 15 times, no lies."Alla alla alla achma ach ach" "OH MA GOSH, OH MA GOSH""Alla alla alla achma ach ach" "OH MA GOSH"Ive said this one on RWD b4 still, 1 of them ones you had to be there, there were kids on the back seat behind me holding onto each other in tears swear down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 I find it funny when you and some random man watch a girls back off then look at each other and start laughing then the stranger makes a random comment and even if its not funny you just have to laugh.Its more funny when its some old old man thats watching a back off.lmaoits always random 30's type white guys that do this with mecoz me, im stealthy when it comes to clockin girls, no one even sees me lookin, my eyes move quick fastthen for some reason i look around and see who else is clockinwhen dudes clock i clocked then we jus start bussin up or sutin n man jus starts talkin about chicks with some random guy or sutini duno y i do it aswell i jus clock people do it n they randomly jus laugh n start talkin to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddaz Posted September 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Funniest, most random thing EVER when I was on the bus coming home from school 1 time.There were 2 FRESH Morrocan bre's sat on the bus couple seats in front lol1 of them were telling the other 1 some news cos all you could hear was"Alla alla alla achma ach ach" lmfaoThe other one had on a cap and he was just holding his head going (in ridiculously high pitched voice)"OH MA GOSH, OH MA GOSH"LOLThey went back and forth with the same lines about 15 times, no lies."Alla alla alla achma ach ach" "OH MA GOSH, OH MA GOSH""Alla alla alla achma ach ach" "OH MA GOSH"Ive said this one on RWD b4 still, 1 of them ones you had to be there, there were kids on the back seat behind me holding onto each other in tears swear down. LMAOI've heard dem kinda convo's, moretime I don't know what the f*ck their chatting about its soooooooo funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Truss I didnt have a clue, maybe some type of VIP2 style exposure but it was big news cos man was screaming"OH MA GOSH"lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddaz Posted September 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 The high pitch voice is usually the killer. . .9/10 there is always a 'high pitched' voice one is the convo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Wouldn't really say what I saw yesterday was funny more strange.I was on the bus and some boy (looked about 18/9) came on the bus with them girl earrings in his ears.You know them hoops with the word 'sexy' inside it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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