revs Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 i bet Vanessa Feltz is just as annoying during sex. She probably chats so much sh*t that it would either put you off or you would have to jam your c*ck in her mouth so that she couldn't get the words out.I remember when I read in the Daily Sport, about 2 years ago, that she loved pulling Rusta mans locks when having sex with them.,Probably the only reason I grew my hair if im honest.lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brukfoot Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Who's Vanessa Feltz ?Someone up a pic please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorpzz Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Edwina Curry in a Bill Clinton mask OR Halle Berry but theres dookie on her pum pum. Have to choose one or you lose both arms and legs and your just a torso.lolstill halle berryon a sidenotei was looking at pics of halle berry i went to drink my drink and turned the cup up to pour it in my mouthi then realised that the cup wasn't on my mouth and i now have apple & blackcurrent high juice all over my t-shirti feel like a dunce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Who's Vanessa Feltz ?Someone up a pic please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted October 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Who's Vanessa Feltz ?Someone up a pic please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Sexing a dead person would be scary... they'd come and haunt you ahahaI dreamt I sex'd a dead person... but the was still warm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxYourDadUp Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Either the jokes gone way over my headbut whose dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 vanessa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Who's Vanessa Feltz ?Someone up a pic please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted October 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Either the jokes gone way over my headbut whose dead?Who is joking? Ive seriously been thinking about this for a few hours. Halles dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxYourDadUp Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 since when? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Eric Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 When she got kill off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorpzz Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 tuneeeeeee @ gambit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Sexing a dead person would be scary... they'd come and haunt you ahahaI dreamt I sex'd a dead person... but the was still warm u can make a dead man erect?sheeezu must b packin some power p*ssy still Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 When she got kill off? Kill Off Killy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted October 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Last night. She choked to death on my cum. She was drowning and sh*t but I thought she was just gurgling so I just kept beating off on her face. Was tragic. SHES NOT DEAD. IM PLAYING DEVILS ADVOCATE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Coquelin Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Pregnant tits>>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AwKwaRD Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Halle Berrycrazy question tho lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxYourDadUp Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Either the jokes gone way over my headbut whose dead?Who is joking? Ive seriously been thinking about this for a few hours. Halles dead.Fatty stop chatting sh*tMade me go on BBC news, google and them ting thereThis should be inhttp://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=22156Halles boob job looks decent still Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Sexing a dead person would be scary... they'd come and haunt you ahahaI dreamt I sex'd a dead person... but the was still warm u can make a dead man erect?sheeezu must b packin some power p*ssy stillIn my dreams.. I got it like dat errrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWP Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Vanessa Feltz...so long as i have ear plugs, then when no one's looking i'd rush to Halle Berry when whoever's taking note has left and what people wont find out...they'l never know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Sexing a dead person would be scary... they'd come and haunt you ahahaI dreamt I sex'd a dead person... but the was still warm u can make a dead man erect?sheeezu must b packin some power p*ssy stillIn my dreams.. I got it like dat errrr hmmmmaybe we should dream together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted October 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Actually, if you banged her and she was dead, could she get pregnant?Mind you, if your gonna bang a corpse I think the first thing youd draw for is a dom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Actually, if you banged her and she was dead, could she get pregnant?Mind you, if your gonna bang a corpse I think the first thing youd draw for is a dom.But its Halle berry mayne... Bareback no qualms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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