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Your a wasteman if you call someone homo but havent had p*ssy for more than 3 months.
lol too many quotables. this one was better than the last wasteman thread. you're a wasteman if you know more rap lyrics than school/college/uniwork, OR start quoting rappers like they are plato.you're a wasteman if you find ricky gervais funnyyou're a wasteman if you're wearing more than whats in your bank account.
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ur a wasteman if ur constantly clicking refresh on this topic wen u see ppl lurking at the bottom.

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ur a wasteman if u constantly refresh ur own topic jus 2 see if ppl r agreeing wiv uur even more of a wasteman if u change ur opinion becos ppl dnt agree wiv u

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Your a fully fleged undisputed world wasteface champion if your name is Roskie Your waste if you support Manchester United - Champions of the world. (man utd)
infamous you try send for me you baboon..your a wasteman if you aint had sex if your over 18
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ur a wasteman if ur still dutty whining in the shoobz (x2 4 males)ur a wasteman if u try chat 2 me in the shubbz and ur breath cum like central heating ur a wasteking if u tell randoms u love them (not even luv u no love) on msn
hold tite certain manyour a wasteman if u battle your way through the dancefloor, spudding pure man U DONT KNOWto talk to a girl, who doesnt like you and then blanks you
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ur a wasteman if ur still dutty whining in the shoobz (x2 4 males)ur a wasteman if u try chat 2 me in the shubbz and ur breath cum like central heating ur a wasteking if u tell randoms u love them (not even luv u no love) on msn
hold tite certain manyour a wasteman if u battle your way through the dancefloor, spudding pure man U DONT KNOWto talk to a girl, who doesnt like you and then blanks you
didd u do this?
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ur a wasteman if ur still dutty whining in the shoobz (x2 4 males)ur a wasteman if u try chat 2 me in the shubbz and ur breath cum like central heating ur a wasteking if u tell randoms u love them (not even luv u no love) on msn
hold tite certain manyour a wasteman if u battle your way through the dancefloor, spudding pure man U DONT KNOWto talk to a girl, who doesnt like you and then blanks you
didd u do this?
yes
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^ lolyou're a wasteman if you have to ring a girl on the spot to make sure she gave you the right numberyou're a wasteman if you eat crisp or sugar sandwichesyou're a wastegirl if you squeeze your feet into 5 1/2's so you can pay kids pricesyou're a wastechild if your mum sends you out for fags

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your a waste man if you shave your pubes, and you are a virginyour a waste man if you failed 2 years in a row at uni, and you now pretend to still be on the courseyour a wastebattyman if you have pictures of muscly men on the front of ur bedroom door with slogans like "squat till u puke" "go hard or go home"your a wasteman if you try and friend someone up who you called a p*ssy only a moment agoyour a wastegirl if you give someone your number with no intention of paying him any mind (self confessed, did it the other day)

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Lol i take it u know a person who has done this. I tried to trim my pubes once, but i felt like such a twat i gave up.
i dojus to add to my previous wastemanismyou failed 2 yrs in a row, you tell people u go to uni and ur in ur second yr, but actually u have a shitty job and are too embarrased to go back to where u came from
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your a wasteman if you try and draw gash on channel u, where you text the T.Vsmh at some people on there
lmfaooookiller.659: any fit essex girls thatare buff holler721: yeh im a buf fit essex girl lol i wouldnt be surprised if people would swap there myspaces on theresome made promotion rite there.
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