LuLu Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 someone has tryed to sell you ?Yesterday my friend was telling me about the local madhead tryna sell her a box of tinned tomatoes for a fiver. she just laughed in his face, said' what the fcuk do i want a box full of tinned tomatoes for' and then carried on with her journey. The guy must be 27/28 by now, has a kid,stills lives at home and he is tryna sell a box of flippin tinned tomatoes to people.gambino you probably know who he is,he is from round your way and is well known for being a crazy bastard. Watch out for him tryna sell you some tomatoes.Whats the strangest/shittest/craziest thing someone has tryed to sell you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdzStar* Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 A travelcard. It was strange 'cos he was on the wrong side of the station to be selling travelcards anyway. He was proper tryna hustle the ting like it was food. "I've only got three left you know. It'll be gone you know. Swear down"Then when I said no he tried to draw me THEN started kicking knowledge about black on black crime. Madman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Train Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carpe_Deum Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpzz Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 a trainernot a pair, just one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdzStar* Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Money.Oh gosh. That too. When I got to Nigeria they have these people in the carpark that try sell you fake money.Also, some madmans were selling those joke masks on road in Nige. You know the ones with the big nose and moustache and glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 My aunty jus come bk from Sharm El Sheik with my cousins and her partner and my younger cousin told me how some man out there tried to exchange 3 donkeys for her body.She's only 13. She sed the men were bare pervy out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 sexProstitution is hardly a minority sport, one of the oldest jobs in history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.J Scorpio Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Some crackhead tried to sell me a VCR with a vhs still stuck inside for £15.I asked him if ill get a reciept, he didn't reply, just walked away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brukfoot Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 An animal for someone across the world, do they think I'm dumb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 A travelcard. It was strange 'cos he was on the wrong side of the station to be selling travelcards anyway. He was proper tryna hustle the ting like it was food. "I've only got three left you know. It'll be gone you know. Swear down"Then when I said no he tried to draw me THEN started kicking knowledge about black on black crime. Madman*Bags up mmore travel cards*Shotting Oysters now its nuffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qks Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 some orage powder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taurus Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 My aunty jus come bk from Sharm El Sheik with my cousins and her partner and my younger cousin told me how some man out there tried to exchange 3 donkeys for her body.She's only 13. She sed the men were bare pervy out there.lol oh dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chlo Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 one cracked out looking Somalian man tried to sell me an empty shoe zone box in a blue carrier bag in Stratford mc donalds, then he tried to reach for my drink. i was shook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaddy Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 someone has tryed to sell you ?Yesterday my friend was telling me about the local madhead tryna sell her a box of tinned tomatoes for a fiver. she just laughed in his face, said' what the fcuk do i want a box full of tinned tomatoes for' and then carried on with her journey. The guy must be 27/28 by now, has a kid,stills lives at home and he is tryna sell a box of flippin tinned tomatoes to people.gambino you probably know who he is,he is from round your way and is well known for being a crazy bastard. Watch out for him tryna sell you some tomatoes.Whats the strangest/shittest/craziest thing someone has tryed to sell you ?he was probably trying to get her to make jollof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cipher Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 A travelcard. It was strange 'cos he was on the wrong side of the station to be selling travelcards anyway. He was proper tryna hustle the ting like it was food. "I've only got three left you know. It'll be gone you know. Swear down"Then when I said no he tried to draw me THEN started kicking knowledge about black on black crime. Madman LMFAO!Urrr....dunno, people dont really try sell me strange things, just ask me for them."ITS BOOGALOO BABY! I NEED THAT BLUE MAGIC!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Eric Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 some strange things in ghana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 My aunty jus come bk from Sharm El Sheik with my cousins and her partner and my younger cousin told me how some man out there tried to exchange 3 donkeys for her body.She's only 13. She sed the men were bare pervy out there.lol oh dearShe hit puberty time ago.I wasnt shocked tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletone Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 big issue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlastboss Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 sum crack head came into my pops old takeaway and had 2 brand new zippo lightersi haggled him down to a can of coke and 2£ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cipher Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 sum crack head came into my pops old takeaway and had 2 brand new zippo lightersi haggled him down to a can of coke and 2£You awful, awful man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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