Stiffies

[JLovely]

LOLTitan is a joker!

[Blackstock]

lol, I thought I was the only one like that.u can take a piss straight before going for a sh*t, but then more will come out jus b4 u do a number 2.meanin pissin on the toilet seat.Abit too much toilet talk me thinks.

[djbmc]

WHY DO U ALLWAYUS GET A ROCKER WHENEVER UR ABOUT TO GET OFF THE BUS?

yes, so true i also get them when i wake up in the night needing a piss, as in i wake up with one and then that means i gotta wait until it's at least semi status before anything comes out.

LOLThis is real, or you have to sort of lean forward and hold the piece to make sure you are directing it inside the bowl. The worse is when you need to take a sh*t, and you have a boner, becuase I always end up pissing a tiny bit when doing a number 2. Have to hold in the log for longer than I want to.

yeah too true, and why the f*ck won't it go down, i swear i spend a good 10 misn thinking about the most mundane sh*t and it still wont go down.

[Removal Man]

i just put my hand in my trouser pocket and pinch the old button mushroom until it goes down.sometimes i picture horrific and unsettling images in my head. but then i do that anyway

[Skola]

LOOOOOOOOOLThe old 'lean forward' technique is the one.I tuck in the waistband standardly.1 awkward place i had a problem was IN A SWIMMING POOL LOLWell it wasnt that obvious but i wanted to get out the water and i...had to wait for a bit...

[bex]

WHY DO U ALLWAYUS GET A ROCKER WHENEVER UR ABOUT TO GET OFF THE BUS?

yes, so true i also get them when i wake up in the night needing a piss, as in i wake up with one and then that means i gotta wait until it's at least semi status before anything comes out.

LOLThis is real, or you have to sort of lean forward and hold the piece to make sure you are directing it inside the bowl. The worse is when you need to take a sh*t, and you have a boner, becuase I always end up pissing a tiny bit when doing a number 2. Have to hold in the log for longer than I want to.

I'm tryin not to laugh cos im in my uni library and theres people right opposite me.But f*cking hell!!!!

LMAOraw guysome of the stories in here are hilarious, i feel sorry for you chaps

[Galactus]

this should liven things up a bit

[Apache]

Tuck it into my trouser waist and roll.

once again i fort i only new about dis

@ that.

[Apache]

I remember once at work, I got a hummer on while in the lift going to the canteen.Had to stand there and order my sandwich at the counterThe lady was impressed.

[Galactus]

Hu knos about them trousers that when you sit down make you look like u gt oneMan recieves bare odd loks at times

[The Cousin Of Sleep]

When a new born was placed in my arms.Didn't go down well with the parents.

[CK.]

If your sittin down cover it with you elbow

[Apache]

When a new born was placed in my arms.Didn't go down well with the parents.

Allow them talk there.

[Galactus]

When a new born was placed in my arms.Didn't go down well with the parents.

ur pushin this persona 2 far

[The Cousin Of Sleep]

When a new born was placed in my arms.Didn't go down well with the parents.

Allow them talk there.

lol.I thought you'd voice some objection to that when I wrote it.I wasnt joking.Me & my girl in her house doing stuff, then her sis walks in with her baby and its all like "he likes you, stand up n hold him!"Thanks mate.Baby daddy saved me though cuz he clocked, still was embarrasing, I was wearin tracksuit bottoms aswell so I couldnt even say it was a crease.A guy I know at work got one when he had his prostate exam. Bad.

[Jubez Fresco]

I walk aroud school with a semi and during private studies I try and co-erce chicks into showing me tit for tat.

[DannySpeed]

first time man musta been in primary skool doing the i touch ur leg n ass sh*t wid sum girl them it was break timejus sat ther on the bench till it went downall bout tucking it up you waist

[Michael Scofield]

Back in school days I had to go to the book storage room when I had a massive hard on (no homo)Had to walk out the class looking like some cripple bent over then when I got into the empty corridoor thought it was safe to let it hang out went into the storage room and my tutor was in there she blatently saw it sticking out like a white man in Lewisham (No Ashman).

[Apache]

When a new born was placed in my arms.Didn't go down well with the parents.

Allow them talk there.

lol.I thought you'd voice some objection to that when I wrote it.I wasnt joking.Me & my girl in her house doing stuff, then her sis walks in with her baby and its all like "he likes you, stand up n hold him!"Thanks mate.Baby daddy saved me though cuz he clocked, still was embarrasing, I was wearin tracksuit bottoms aswell so I couldnt even say it was a crease.A guy I know at work got one when he had his prostate exam. Bad.

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[Scorpzz]

WHY DO U ALLWAYUS GET A ROCKER WHENEVER UR ABOUT TO GET OFF THE BUS?

yes, so true i also get them when i wake up in the night needing a piss, as in i wake up with one and then that means i gotta wait until it's at least semi status before anything comes out.

LOLThis is real, or you have to sort of lean forward and hold the piece to make sure you are directing it inside the bowl. The worse is when you need to take a sh*t, and you have a boner, becuase I always end up pissing a tiny bit when doing a number 2. Have to hold in the log for longer than I want to.

lolsame tbhthe worst time to get one is when you wake up late for college or suttin lmaohave to wait for time to buss a shite.

[DannySpeed]

Back in school days I had to go to the book storage room when I had a massive hard on (no homo)Had to walk out the class looking like some cripple bent over then when I got into the empty corridoor thought it was safe to let it hang out went into the storage room and my tutor was in there she blatently saw it sticking out like a white man in Lewisham (No Ashman).

loll no lie u kkno man had to walk to the bench all bent overwhite man in lewisham lol

[Dadinho]

Had a couple incidents where Im getting a dance, the girls doing her job so naturally Im kinda hard, then some foolish d*ckhead tries to paparazzi me and put the sh*t up on facebook, with my knob in all its semierect glory.

[clark_kent]

Tuck it into my trouser waist and roll.

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