Soca Junkie Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 I know a girl who's period pains are so bad they come like contractions... I think she takes morphine when this happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15 Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 wen u step on a plugs 3 tings wid a bare foot realy hurts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaddy Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Yo smaddy blud, period pains is snuffin init. they don't make you curl up into a ball for 5 minutes.a kick to the bollox will.loolno they make me curl up in a ball for 5 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Eric Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 PLEASEGirls will go sky diving whilst going through these period pains.(i joke, im hyping) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugarNspice180 Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 probably when i burned my hand with the kettle +period pains r ALOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMaxKing Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 How can you lot compare period pains to getting kicked in the boloxdats madi heard men have died of shock, died of pain and that from gettin kicked there.who dies of period pains lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayy Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 circumcision Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactus Posted January 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 got hit in the head with a hammer, my head was f*cked for like 2 weeks.had a fight and the dude punched me hard just above my lip it hit a tooth and the flesh split open, there was a big gaping hole Been there matethe thing that boyed it was when doctor poured summin thru the holesome next f*ckery painWhen I ask what it was shes like "water"Then she draws for the antiseptic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactus Posted January 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Ahh ive been thru too much sh*t.*Begins counting blessings**Gets stuck on three**Thinks fukkit* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anti social Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 I havent got epilepsy or anything like that but after a drinking/smoking (emphasis on smoking) session i had a fit. It only lasted around 30 - 45 secs but GOOD GREIF that was sum serious pain. I came round thinking i was in a dom joly sketch cus my bredrin was shoutin HELLOOOOO! I find it funny now but not at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Seriouss Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 I havent got epilepsy or anything like that but after a drinking/smoking (emphasis on smoking) session i had a fit. It only lasted around 30 - 45 secs but GOOD GREIF that was sum serious pain. I came round thinking i was in a dom joly sketch cus my bredrin was shoutin HELLOOOOO! I find it funny now but not at the time.LMFAOYou smoked so much you had a fit?!?!That's big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Crack Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 hit on the head with a baseball bat, i thought i was gonna die that day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooni Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 period pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonGuy Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 One time I nearly cut all my fingers off opening an industrial sized can of tomato's (I was working in the kitchen).Paaain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Seriouss Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Erm... I don't think I've had any really bad pain.Either that or i'm just really f*cking hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ch33kyWun Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 period painI was about to say this. Before that though comes broken ribs. It hurt to f*cking breathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 probably when my stitches split on the back of my neck, i was in agony for days. i still have a nasty scar there, i should sue the nhs reallyperiod cramps can be pretty bad tooand the pain of a broken heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mist Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 period painFo Sho ...... swaer down i have been in agony, for up to 3 days. Crying, voimiting alsorts Painful Periods are HELL !!!iv'e also broke my arm was pretty painful doe nowhere near as painful as the above.Did you a Womens pain tolerence is 10 times more than a mans...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMaxKing Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 stillgetting hit in the head with a golf club.going 45mph on my bmx and crashing into the ped puchins me, no helmet.nearly cut off my fingers with a circular sawall hurts alot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Appendicitis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofa Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 wen one hair from my ball bag got caught on to my boxers while i was in bed and it was hurting everytime i moved, stretching my bag and allsorts, then i had to cut the hair quickly to free myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel C Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 I was younger, walking across some wall that had a fense with them spikes on behind it, i fell forward and got one of them spikes through the kneethat hurt more than when i was stabbed (probs due to there was no adrenilin when i fell)The worste pain though since that was probably gettin hit with a bat in the ribs, that was hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 stomach ulcer, not immense pain but not very pleasant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anti social Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 I havent got epilepsy or anything like that but after a drinking/smoking (emphasis on smoking) session i had a fit. It only lasted around 30 - 45 secs but GOOD GREIF that was sum serious pain. I came round thinking i was in a dom joly sketch cus my bredrin was shoutin HELLOOOOO! I find it funny now but not at the time.LMFAOYou smoked so much you had a fit?!?!That's big.My mate would NOT let it go ya know! Everytime i tried 2 slag him off (as friends do) he wud jus cum wid the 'fit' line and i had no real reply. Bastard!!!!!! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meeko Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 when i had kindney problems they thought it was my bladder and inserted a tiny camera down my japs eyeworst thing ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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