THE HOE BIBILE.

[Guest roskie]

that was read was long

[Scorpzz]

that was read was long

Wimac 36!!!??

[Medic]

*bookmarks for later read*

[djbmc]

lol' i'm gonna have to give this a good read later, on a side note:

that was read was long

eh?

[Seth Rollins]

Everyone knows a guy like this. Moving from girl to girl, smashing chicks left right and centre, hearing the lame excuses, seeing how they roll. Most guys have been THAT GUY to some degree (check the hoes show and tell topic). Its all good. ONLY...When you're ready to settle down and get that perfect woman, you realise, you've f*cked up and damaged near enough any chance of being happy. Because of how you was rolling in the past you will TRULY BELIEVE:"Most girls are like this. And if it's not YOU, then it's your BREDRIN who can get her to behave in such a way. All it takes is the right guy with the right lyrics...""What can/could take one man a few months can take a next man a few hours under certain circumstances. It's how comfortable you make a woman feel"Chances of meeting a girl who will make you think the above statements are bullshit? In this day and age, RARE at best.Why else do we INSIST on: Knowing how many partners were there before you:D Getting one of our bredrins to try speech her (some man actually do this) :D Knowing ALL her female friends and how they stay:D Seeing how many man she chats to:D What time her phone stops ringing:D How often she's out and about (raving etc) the list is endless.Or, learn to be naive. And swallow some pride. And accept that yeah she might have rolled loose back in the day, but as this guy has said, she's now a woman, and she's GOOD FOR YOU.I feel sorry for guys like him who roll THAT DEEP.

[Gunner]

Pure jokes.

[Lieutenant]

lmfaobadmanalot of the things he said is trueespecially this part

"Kiss it for me". She asked "wont it be too soon? You wont look at me different will you" ⦠this is where I pause, in my head⦠and I say.. In my head⦠HOE !!!!! You know how many chicks use the same f*cking like? And it's never stopped them from doing whatever it is they just about to do? I mean really hoe! Make me think different of you? Make me look at you different? You about to gargle my d*ck juice 3 hours after I met you for the first time in my life and you are really even considering if this sh*t is going to make me look at you differently? How the f**k do you think I look at you now? You just stripped in front of strangers a minute ago, a lil d*ck in ya mouth is not going to make me lose respect for you, I already lost all respect for you! WHAT THE f**k IS WRONG WITH YOU HOE!!!!?

also when you're about to f*ck her and she says ''i don't usually do this''LMFAOdon't insult my intelligencewhore.

lol too true.. too many gyal have said this to me

[Lieutenant]

Chances of meeting a girl who will make you think the above statements are bullshit? In this day and age, RARE at best.Why else do we INSIST on: Knowing how many partners were there before you:D Getting one of our bredrins to try speech her (some man actually do this) :D Knowing ALL her female friends and how they stay:D Seeing how many man she chats to:D What time her phone stops ringing:D How often she's out and about (raving etc) the list is endless.Or, learn to be naive. And swallow some pride. And accept that yeah she might have rolled loose back in the day, but as this guy has said, she's now a woman, and she's GOOD FOR YOU.I feel sorry for guys like him who roll THAT DEEP.

why are you saying certain man insist on that? coz parts of that sounds pretty relevant to me still

[Guest haze-e]

Loool at the Hoe Bible.SickAnd also Loool @...

that was read was long

Wimac 36!!!??

[djbmc]

Everyone knows a guy like this. Moving from girl to girl, smashing chicks left right and centre, hearing the lame excuses, seeing how they roll. Most guys have been THAT GUY to some degree (check the hoes show and tell topic). Its all good. ONLY...When you're ready to settle down and get that perfect woman, you realise, you've f*cked up and damaged near enough any chance of being happy. Because of how you was rolling in the past you will TRULY BELIEVE:"Most girls are like this. And if it's not YOU, then it's your BREDRIN who can get her to behave in such a way. All it takes is the right guy with the right lyrics...""What can/could take one man a few months can take a next man a few hours under certain circumstances. It's how comfortable you make a woman feel"Chances of meeting a girl who will make you think the above statements are bullshit? In this day and age, RARE at best.Why else do we INSIST on: Knowing how many partners were there before you:D Getting one of our bredrins to try speech her (some man actually do this) :D Knowing ALL her female friends and how they stay:D Seeing how many man she chats to:D What time her phone stops ringing:D How often she's out and about (raving etc) the list is endless.Or, learn to be naive. And swallow some pride. And accept that yeah she might have rolled loose back in the day, but as this guy has said, she's now a woman, and she's GOOD FOR YOU.I feel sorry for guys like him who roll THAT DEEP.

most of them things r down to pride tho. Just because a girl's slept with more than one guy beofre u don't really make her a ho, a lot of guys on here seem to be almost poisoned in their attitudes to women - as in they wanna marry sm virgin and if she aint one she's a ho.

[shower]

that was some long read but he went sick lol

[kg307]

lmfaobadmanalot of the things he said is trueespecially this part

"Kiss it for me". She asked "wont it be too soon? You wont look at me different will you" ⦠this is where I pause, in my head⦠and I say.. In my head⦠HOE !!!!! You know how many chicks use the same f*cking like? And it's never stopped them from doing whatever it is they just about to do? I mean really hoe! Make me think different of you? Make me look at you different? You about to gargle my d*ck juice 3 hours after I met you for the first time in my life and you are really even considering if this sh*t is going to make me look at you differently? How the f**k do you think I look at you now? You just stripped in front of strangers a minute ago, a lil d*ck in ya mouth is not going to make me lose respect for you, I already lost all respect for you! WHAT THE f**k IS WRONG WITH YOU HOE!!!!?

also when you're about to f*ck her and she says ''i don't usually do this''LMFAOdon't insult my intelligencewhore.

Lmaoo

[dotcomma]

Everyone knows a guy like this. Moving from girl to girl, smashing chicks left right and centre, hearing the lame excuses, seeing how they roll. Most guys have been THAT GUY to some degree (check the hoes show and tell topic). Its all good. ONLY...When you're ready to settle down and get that perfect woman, you realise, you've f*cked up and damaged near enough any chance of being happy. Because of how you was rolling in the past you will TRULY BELIEVE:"Most girls are like this. And if it's not YOU, then it's your BREDRIN who can get her to behave in such a way. All it takes is the right guy with the right lyrics...""What can/could take one man a few months can take a next man a few hours under certain circumstances. It's how comfortable you make a woman feel"Chances of meeting a girl who will make you think the above statements are bullshit? In this day and age, RARE at best.Why else do we INSIST on: Knowing how many partners were there before you:D Getting one of our bredrins to try speech her (some man actually do this) :D Knowing ALL her female friends and how they stay:D Seeing how many man she chats to:D What time her phone stops ringing:D How often she's out and about (raving etc) the list is endless.Or, learn to be naive. And swallow some pride. And accept that yeah she might have rolled loose back in the day, but as this guy has said, she's now a woman, and she's GOOD FOR YOU.I feel sorry for guys like him who roll THAT DEEP.

I agree with ur response.After reading that then reading everyones elses responses i was just like Hmmmmmmmm Im at the stage where i have realised and got over the fact that almost EVERY CHICK has what us males will describe as hoeish tendencies.IMO:Chicks that realise the error of there ways/mistakes >>>>>>>> Chicks who are yet to make those mistakes (but may while YOU are in the picture) >>>>>>> Chicks who are still making those mistakesMandem who will turn around and say to me 'jus be a player for ever' 'ima be a O.G' ETC, GOODLUCK...f*ck mashing a pick of 20 chicks everyweek but still being lonely.

[Lieutenant]

Everyone knows a guy like this. Moving from girl to girl, smashing chicks left right and centre, hearing the lame excuses, seeing how they roll. Most guys have been THAT GUY to some degree (check the hoes show and tell topic). Its all good. ONLY...When you're ready to settle down and get that perfect woman, you realise, you've f*cked up and damaged near enough any chance of being happy. Because of how you was rolling in the past you will TRULY BELIEVE:"Most girls are like this. And if it's not YOU, then it's your BREDRIN who can get her to behave in such a way. All it takes is the right guy with the right lyrics...""What can/could take one man a few months can take a next man a few hours under certain circumstances. It's how comfortable you make a woman feel"Chances of meeting a girl who will make you think the above statements are bullshit? In this day and age, RARE at best.Why else do we INSIST on: Knowing how many partners were there before you:D Getting one of our bredrins to try speech her (some man actually do this) :D Knowing ALL her female friends and how they stay:D Seeing how many man she chats to:D What time her phone stops ringing:D How often she's out and about (raving etc) the list is endless.Or, learn to be naive. And swallow some pride. And accept that yeah she might have rolled loose back in the day, but as this guy has said, she's now a woman, and she's GOOD FOR YOU.I feel sorry for guys like him who roll THAT DEEP.

IMO:Chicks that realise the error of there ways/mistakes >>>>>>>> Chicks who are yet to make those mistakes (but may while YOU are in the picture) >>>>>>> Chicks who are still making those mistakes

straight spuddage for that statement there!!!

[Guest Seriouss]

I still love 'Wimac 36? Is it twue?'Makes me crack up everytime!

[Lucarelli]

TRULY SENSATIONAL

[Benicio del Toney]

There is a sad little creature out there who truly breaks my heart, and that is the hoe who does not realize that she is a hoe. These are the saddest little things because they will read all this sh*t I'm writing and agree with me 100 % and say "wow finally somebody got it", meanwhile they themselves are hoes

lmao this part had me creasing

Spot on.

[Benicio del Toney]

Lool jokes, good read. His blogs are actually quite good.

UGLY PERSON SCENARIO: So I'm drunk, alone in a bar (as I'm sure you know I never am, cough cough), and I'm next to an ugly chick. So at that moment, in my head I figure... "f*ck it", I can start up a conversation with her and she'll inevitably respond. If she tries to act all funny and by a miracle of the hell frozen over section in the ice cream isle of Pathmark does not respond well, i don't care because she's ugly, alas I win regardless. So without much hesitation I'll strike up a conversation with the ugly chick because not only do i know she will respond, but I also know she will be able to carry a conversation and we will entertain each other. I bet you she can make me laugh.HOT CHICK SCENARIO: Same as above, I'm drunk next to a hot chick in the bar, but now I'm thinking... Well my approach has to be different, I want her to notice me, because if I approach her and she acts all funny I will feel like a d*ck... So I wont approach, I'll just TRY and get her attention. But truth of the matter is that Hot chick sitting there will NEVER approach me, and not because I'm not super dooper with an extra scooper hot, but because the chick is used to not having to approach anybody, see, truth is she has NO CLUE how to approach me, or any other guy for that matter. Her looks have crippled her mouth. In the wild this animal would not survive, she's like a house pet... As long as she keeps being fed, she has no need for developing her hunting skills. Oh man nice analogy, I so smart.Now because of this, is that i usually find that Ugly chicks have overall better conversational skills than hot chicks. I can put an ugly chick anywhere, and i'll bet you she will be able to make friends. I call this "evolution", and that's right I made that word up if i say i did. If we agree we are here to procreate, and you are blessed with a face that looks like Whoopi Goldberg (below), Mother Nature will mold your personality so you are able to attract someone based on your personality. Meanwhile a hot chick by contrast might look good standing there, but without her usual crew of friends that she uses as a support structure (crutch) she will most likely feel uncomfortable and want to leave ASAP, unless she is approached as she is used to, and even then, oh then, you will see the lack of communication skills that she will have. You've seen them, they are really hot, but very quiet and reserved, that's because they DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY! Don't get fooled and think that's because they were raised right, no my friend.TRUTH: Guys, have you ever approached a hot chick, and you find yourself many moments of silence in between words? Don't panic, IT IS your fault, but it is hers as well. See it's your fault because since she looks hot, and if you want to or not, you are treating her different by watching what you say, cuz you'll be dammed if you say something dumb to a hot chick. But at the same time this hot chick is also used to not doing much of the talking, usually when guys hound her, they just keep talking and talking so she does not notice that he is a dork and long enough to get her drunk so she does not care. Now add her lack of communication with your fear of saying something dumb together and you got a conversation that will surely never go anywhere.... And now you have lost her. Oh damn son. She fly let her fly, let the bird fly. Come to my corner son, pupil, I'll school ya.

That sh*t is so f*cking true

Spot on again.Said this from day, butters chicks have the best conversation, usually the smart ones too.

[Benicio del Toney]

IMO:Chicks that realise the error of there ways/mistakes >>>>>>>> Chicks who are yet to make those mistakes (but may while YOU are in the picture) >>>>>>> Chicks who are still making those mistakes

Depends on how many mistakes IMO.If it takes a chick 6/7/8 mistakes for her to realise the error of her ways then thats good for her cos im not interested.Infact who am I kidding, thats not even mistakes, 2 or 3 times is a mistake, 8 times and more thats just straight disregard/no care.How many times you need your hand burnt on the stove before you realise not to put it back there?

[Seth Rollins]

Everyone knows a guy like this. Moving from girl to girl, smashing chicks left right and centre, hearing the lame excuses, seeing how they roll. Most guys have been THAT GUY to some degree (check the hoes show and tell topic). Its all good. ONLY...When you're ready to settle down and get that perfect woman, you realise, you've f*cked up and damaged near enough any chance of being happy. Because of how you was rolling in the past you will TRULY BELIEVE:"Most girls are like this. And if it's not YOU, then it's your BREDRIN who can get her to behave in such a way. All it takes is the right guy with the right lyrics...""What can/could take one man a few months can take a next man a few hours under certain circumstances. It's how comfortable you make a woman feel"Chances of meeting a girl who will make you think the above statements are bullshit? In this day and age, RARE at best.Why else do we INSIST on: Knowing how many partners were there before you:D Getting one of our bredrins to try speech her (some man actually do this) :D Knowing ALL her female friends and how they stay:D Seeing how many man she chats to:D What time her phone stops ringing:D How often she's out and about (raving etc) the list is endless.Or, learn to be naive. And swallow some pride. And accept that yeah she might have rolled loose back in the day, but as this guy has said, she's now a woman, and she's GOOD FOR YOU.I feel sorry for guys like him who roll THAT DEEP.

IMO:Chicks that realise the error of there ways/mistakes >>>>>>>> Chicks who are yet to make those mistakes (but may while YOU are in the picture) >>>>>>> Chicks who are still making those mistakes

straight spuddage for that statement there!!!

Exactly. Comes down to pride.I look at it this way. The person she is NOW is who you've fallen for. If she's feelin you, and she's GOOD FOR YOU, why not look past her past. Chances are she's LEARNED and moved on from them days.But like Toney said, there's learning, then there's disregarding your mistakes and just continuing this slack behaviour.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Lieutenant: Some of those things are over the top that I listed in my opinion, but I put them all together so people would think they're all NORMAL.Me personally, how many guys a woman has slept with is not a question I ask. From you're taking your time to get to know her (months, not no couple weeks or you're already sleeping with her) you see these traits. You know where her heads at, and how she deals with certain situations, what her morals and standards are.

[Social]

spose evrys gotta make a livinglol @ good women = exhausted whores,not another onei gotta envy these guys low levels truly

[dotcomma]

spose evrys gotta make a livinglol @ good women = exhausted whores,not another onei gotta envy these guys low levels truly

If that was aimed at me then my point flew way over your head cuz.

Depends on how many mistakes IMO.If it takes a chick 6/7/8 mistakes for her to realise the error of her ways then thats good for her cos im not interested.Infact who am I kidding, thats not even mistakes, 2 or 3 times is a mistake, 8 times and more thats just straight disregard/no care.How many times you need your hand burnt on the stove before you realise not to put it back there?

Definatly fam.6,7,8 is ludacrisWhen i was talking bout mistakes i had 2,3 in mind.

[Social]

nah man was talking about the guy who wrote the blog/bible watever

[LIQUID]

i can see where that guy (blog writer) is comin from but it seems like hes got far too much free time on his hands and has no real regard for women. come on yeh u get those gyal that are loose its obv bt why go as far as to take it to mc donalds and all that bullshit, and then to go home and document it... its loooong. there are both good and bad ppl regardless of gender, theres no need to draw one from the bottom of the pile and come in like every female starts off like that then grows into a woman cah that is bullshit.IMO time thinkin is time wasted, i'd rather spend my time tryin to find a good woman (as sh*t as the odds are i kno), than spend my time exposin a hoe.

[FACE OFF]

time spent to find a good woman?f*ck searching just live ya life and embrace her when you come across her searching is just gonna make you find people pretending just live ya life and when she comes thats you.