Illusion Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 I got racially sterotyped on an aeroplane once - chapelle show style. But this wasn't because Iw as mixed race, it was because I was English.I was on a virgin atlantic fligh to Sydney (I was going to Hong Kong). The breakfast menu was getting served. I could hear the flight attendant speaking to the person behind me:"Good morning sir, what would you like for breakfast? We have either a full english, american pancakes or continental""err pancakes please"Flight attendant comes to me:"Full English mate?"I still ate it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Rollins Posted February 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 a lot of south africans i have met are really racistread my mindthere was one in my spanish class at uni that used to do sly oneslike call me 'young jeezy'in some bait american gangster voicepricklol thts what I get, jay-z, 50 cent, dizzee rascal...thats a pisstake stillyou give man an inch and they start taking a parsecshould of nipped it in the budMost of them do it, even in a joking way."Do you know who you look like?"I just cut them off and say "Someone black I bet" and do the Bruce Forsyth (sp) point at them wih a big grin.Everyone starts laughing, hardy har. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 most of the white people on my course are racist or hold deep prejudicei notice how u can talk to them one day, then when they see you outside the context of the course they go on like they cant see youespecially when you're with other black people, they dont even look up or they clock u one time, and make sure to look a completely different directioni got told i was scary and intimidating when i first moved into halls, well i was told about a year laterall the white people bar 1 were jus goin on funny with memy flatmate at the time would jump everytime i come in the room, when shes double my size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transfer Window Cleaner Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 When I was 3 my Mum was shopping and I started peeling the skins off of all the bananas.Apparently, the store supervisor told my Mum he'd "Chop my tail off" if I didn't stop. My Dad turned up half hour later and K.O'd him.And last year I answered the work telephone and dealt with a querie from a customer. They came into the store an hour later when I was eating my lunch. My manager went out (white woman) and the customer goes "No, it wasn't you I spoke to". My colleague went out there and once again she said "No, not you". try take man for a saiyan-jin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cousin Of Sleep Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 I still ate itThem taken out of context ones there. a lot of south africans i have met are really racistread my mindthere was one in my spanish class at uni that used to do sly oneslike call me 'young jeezy'in some bait american gangster voicepricklol thts what I get, jay-z, 50 cent, dizzee rascal...thats a pisstake stillyou give man an inch and they start taking a parsecshould of nipped it in the budMost of them do it, even in a joking way."Do you know who you look like?"I just cut them off and say "Someone black I bet" and do the Bruce Forsyth (sp) point at them wih a big grin.Everyone starts laughing, hardy har.haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Radio Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Can't believe some of the L's being taken. In Sixth form the white people would do bait black voices going "get me blad brap brap" (bare white people do this sh*t) and I told them to "Shut up...do I even talk like that? No I don't stop being racist" they started saying "nah it werent like dat" but they never said it again cuz they knew the deal.don't let them boy you off cuz you think they're safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transfer Window Cleaner Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 a lot of south africans i have met are really racistread my mindthere was one in my spanish class at uni that used to do sly oneslike call me 'young jeezy'in some bait american gangster voicepricklol thts what I get, jay-z, 50 cent, dizzee rascal...thats a pisstake stillyou give man an inch and they start taking a parsecshould of nipped it in the budMost of them do it, even in a joking way."Do you know who you look like?"I just cut them off and say "Someone black I bet" and do the Bruce Forsyth (sp) point at them wih a big grin.Everyone starts laughing, hardy har.swear down that pisses me off the most Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HBK Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Seeing people of Jamaican heritage switch into patois and then back into Uncle Tom 'Corr blimey guv' mode is the single greatest gift immigration has brought to this country. That and Poles who will lay your driveway for a third of the price that the pikeys used to offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Too many bitter black people on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cousin Of Sleep Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Can't believe some of the L's being taken. In Sixth form the white people would do bait black voices going "get me blad brap brap" (bare white people do this sh*t) and I told them to "Shut up...do I even talk like that? No I don't stop being racist" they started saying "nah it werent like dat" but they never said it again cuz they knew the deal.don't let them boy you off cuz you think they're safelol @ nah it aint like thatIf it was guys my age tryin that sh*t in a college enviroment it would be a straight hotting up ting.But I mean, reading it makes it sound worse than it is I guess, most of the stuff is said as a joke & is actualyl quite funnyI mean, they racist to EVERYONE, im just a live target =\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Radio Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Too many bitter black people on here.You would be bitter too if every black person you meet went "you awight mate, gaan daan da pub watch da footy yeh, seizure later geeze" and started laughing like that is an accurate portrayl of white people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stig Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 When I was 3 my Mum was shopping and I started peeling the skins off of all the bananas.Apparently, the store supervisor told my Mum he'd "Chop my tail off" if I didn't stop. My Dad turned up half hour later and K.O'd him.And last year I answered the work telephone and dealt with a querie from a customer. They came into the store an hour later when I was eating my lunch. My manager went out (white woman) and the customer goes "No, it wasn't you I spoke to". My colleague went out there and once again she said "No, not you".I went out and poked my head to see what was going on and she goes "Yeah, it was you I spoke to" and smiled. I just replied "Yeah cool" and continue eating my food out back.Hear this woman to my manager."Yeah I knew it was him I spoke to coz the person on the phone sounded like they had a little colour in them".My manager heard the knife and fork drop on my plate and shut the door just as I went to barge thru. Ain't been mad like that in ages.triple took thisLMAOeven funnier, you doing it as a black child infront of a racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transfer Window Cleaner Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Too many bitter black people on here.ahh, go eat a shepards pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Too many bitter black people on here.ahh, go eat a shepards pieI'll give you one guess as to what I'm having for dinner tonight, my mum literally just text me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidge Weasle Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Too many bitter black people on here.ahh, go eat a shepards piewith nice soft white bread, magic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j-step Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Yh them drive by attacks are some par tbhHow you gonna drive past man in some 1986 Punto with them fake spinning rims, them shitty stick on tints, WIND your window down, your wearing a white TN hat that looks gray cause it's lost its colour and you got some ugly jail bait slosh in the passenger seat, then have the audacity to try and call man a "black c*nt"` like say you got anything to be proud of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Too many bitter black people on here.You would be bitter too if every black person you meet went "you awight mate, gaan daan da pub watch da footy yeh, seizure later geeze" and started laughing like that is an accurate portrayl of white people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Rollins Posted February 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Too many bitter black people on here.You would be bitter too if every black person you meet went "you awight mate, gaan daan da pub watch da footy yeh, seizure later geeze" and started laughing like that is an accurate portrayl of white people Stop ruining my topic! f*cks wrong with you!?I told you take that sh*t elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 I showed one girl a picture of some nice Puerto Rican and Iranian girl and the White girl says to me, "Ergh she looks like a rude girl." Which obv meant she's acting BlackRude bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stig Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Too many bitter black people on here.ahh, go eat a shepards pieI'll give you one guess as to what I'm having for dinner tonight, my mum literally just text me.acke and saltfishbecause we all know from the forum ackee and saltfish >>>>>>> fufu>>>>>> chinese>>>>>> indian >>>>>>>>> white food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Too many bitter black people on here.You would be bitter too if every black person you meet went "you awight mate, gaan daan da pub watch da footy yeh, seizure later geeze" and started laughing like that is an accurate portrayl of white peopleStop ruining my topic! f*cks wrong with you!?I told you take that sh*t elsewhere.It's all good in the hood dawg. Whaddup g, it's bless.etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Sunday league days.Away games OFF ends.Playing teams with Barry's, Terry's, Steve's.One game had the most blatent rascism ever, friend got studded in his shoulder then got called a monkey. Still got the scar. Asian yout got flemed on nicely "dirty paki". I got two footed after their manager said "GET THE MONKEY!".As a 9/10 year old that was traumatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HBK Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 http://youtube.com/watch?v=KG-pmg_CCeI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidge Weasle Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Too many bitter black people on here.ahh, go eat a shepards pieI'll give you one guess as to what I'm having for dinner tonight, my mum literally just text me.acke and saltfishbecause we all know from the forum ackee and saltfish >>>>>>> fufu>>>>>> chinese>>>>>> indian >>>>>>>>> white foodf*ck off u racist nah man, how can u f*ck with shepherds pie, roast dinney, fish and chips, fry up and thats just english food, theres bare other "white" food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Radio Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Too many bitter black people on here.ahh, go eat a shepards pieI'll give you one guess as to what I'm having for dinner tonight, my mum literally just text me.acke and saltfishbecause we all know from the forum ackee and saltfish >>>>>>> fufu>>>>>> chinese>>>>>> indian >>>>>>>>> white foodf*ck off u racist nah man, how can u f*ck with shepherds pie, roast dinney, fish and chips, fry up and thats just english food, theres bare other "white" foodYou can't include italian/spanish etc as white cuz you call them tan guys pakis all the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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