Ever been caught in the act???

[Sook Unu Mumma]

My nan came in my room and saw my girl riding my d*ck.

LOLOL, not even parents.. the generation after that, lol.AND lol @ Lemon guys mum leaving Popcorn & Drinks outside the room cos she knew man would be hungry after the pum. If i was you, i would of spudded your mum with pum juice still on my hand.

[Davicious X]

I got caught I swear the chicks mom will have the view burned into her retina for all eternity.Chick on top of me with her ass in the air, we didnt even hear her mom come in the sex was that good.Mom come in the bedroom door like it was nuffin and got that porn view seeing the goodwood in mid thrust since the chicks ass was facing the door.Moms lyric was jokes "Thought you didnt like him like that?"Never seen a black chick go red before, it was jokes!

[Sook Unu Mumma]

I got caught I swear the chicks mom will have the view burned into her retina for all eternity.Chick on top of me with her ass in the air, we didnt even hear her mom come in the sex was that good.Mom come in the bedroom door like it was nuffin and got that porn view seeing the goodwood in mid thrust since the chicks ass was facing the door.Moms lyric was jokes "Thought you didnt like him like that?"Never seen a black chick go red before, it was jokes!

Your Jooking out the gyal, and the only thing the mum could come up with is that????Some loose parenting. I hope you sexed the mum on a later date.

[Guest AshMundo]

Yes, my exs two sisters

[Guest Cousin Of Sleep]

What happened to Daveicious was what happened to me, same type of angle n everything..

[JLovely]

Dun no the lock on the doorYou man are slippinMum knows the deal when the RnB get's blasted everybody stays downstairs

[Numero001]

Mum and Dad dont come upstairs when I have company. They wouldnt dream of bussing open the door. They respect me, so when its in the blue corner its never been a thingFew near misses in the red corner though, but I'm too quick on my toes to be caught up in a hoe

[Guest LOGers]

No never.

[Axiom]

I got caught I swear the chicks mom will have the view burned into her retina for all eternity.Chick on top of me with her ass in the air, we didnt even hear her mom come in the sex was that good.Mom come in the bedroom door like it was nuffin and got that porn view seeing the goodwood in mid thrust since the chicks ass was facing the door.Moms lyric was jokes "Thought you didnt like him like that?"Never seen a black chick go red before, it was jokes!

Your Jooking out the gyal, and the only thing the mum could come up with is that????Some loose parenting. I hope you sexed the mum on a later date.

lmao @ both posts.jks, luckily she didnt try and stab you.

My nan came in my room and saw my girl riding my d*ck.One time my girls friend walked in on us as I was trying to...well, when we were gonna have sex for the first time.

Normal tbh

[Soca Junkie]

Some people are brave to be having sex with rents in the house loooool!

[Lieutenant]

Some people are brave to be having sex with rents in the house loooool!

if i didn't have sex in my house when my parents are in i wouldn't of had sex for the last 6 monthsbut they no when the door is shut do not even knock, let alone try come in, i would go skitz

[Soca Junkie]

Some people are brave to be having sex with rents in the house loooool!

if i didn't have sex in my house when my parents are in i wouldn't of had sex for the last 6 monthsbut they no when the door is shut do not even knock, let alone try come in, i would go skitz

Essh... no sex allowed under my mums roof... she will feel no way to kick people out.

[Sook Unu Mumma]

Some people are brave to be having sex with rents in the house loooool!

if i didn't have sex in my house when my parents are in i wouldn't of had sex for the last 6 monthsbut they no when the door is shut do not even knock, let alone try come in, i would go skitz

lol @ going skitz.What you gonna do? Hop out of the chick and start screaming at your mum naked? (no homo)

[Guest faze]

got caught with a grim in the pool by the security guard he was cool tho, just buss some joke.

[Stig]

One time, a long time ago, my mum came up, my floorboards are mad squeeky so I heard her, she never came in, when i went for a slash, there was popcorn and juice outside my room on a tray.

my marge would have left gin and juicelbc ting in 08

[Afroman]

Lol the sexin is much better when u know someone could pop in at anytime...The ears need to be on point regardless of how loud the music is

[R-Style]

yeh man, got caught by my mumsie oncewas chillin wiv ma girl (now ex) in ma room wiv rents downstairs, 1 thing led 2 anuva, i was overly horny n jus slid it in (1st time bareback in my life, was live), we under the covers pumpin away n i hear my door movin. i slide over quick time (was spoonin so it wasnt that hard), was propa f*cked, we was fightin 4 the covers. lookin back its funny, but i neva lied so much b4 in my life. was like we werent doin nufin, jus under covers chattin n stuff..

[JOHN DOE]

yeh man, got caught by my mumsie oncewas chillin wiv ma girl (now ex) in ma room wiv rents downstairs, 1 thing led 2 anuva, i was overly horny n jus slid it in (1st time bareback in my life, was live), we under the covers pumpin away n i hear my door movin. i slide over quick time (was spoonin so it wasnt that hard), was propa f*cked, we was fightin 4 the covers. lookin back its funny, but i neva lied so much b4 in my life. was like we werent doin nufin, jus under covers chattin n stuff..

WTF is spoonin?

[Angelo]

yeh man, got caught by my mumsie oncewas chillin wiv ma girl (now ex) in ma room wiv rents downstairs, 1 thing led 2 anuva, i was overly horny n jus slid it in (1st time bareback in my life, was live), we under the covers pumpin away n i hear my door movin. i slide over quick time (was spoonin so it wasnt that hard), was propa f*cked, we was fightin 4 the covers. lookin back its funny, but i neva lied so much b4 in my life. was like we werent doin nufin, jus under covers chattin n stuff..

WTF is spoonin?

[Badman]

yeh man, got caught by my mumsie oncewas chillin wiv ma girl (now ex) in ma room wiv rents downstairs, 1 thing led 2 anuva, i was overly horny n jus slid it in (1st time bareback in my life, was live), we under the covers pumpin away n i hear my door movin. i slide over quick time (was spoonin so it wasnt that hard), was propa f*cked, we was fightin 4 the covers. lookin back its funny, but i neva lied so much b4 in my life. was like we werent doin nufin, jus under covers chattin n stuff..

WTF is spoonin?

[o-guy]

wen u lay on yur side and yur girl lays on her side infront of uand her back is pressed against yur frontit may involve movement of the rubbing naturemostly its just cuddling

[Guest Vaseline]

yeh man, got caught by my mumsie oncewas chillin wiv ma girl (now ex) in ma room wiv rents downstairs, 1 thing led 2 anuva, i was overly horny n jus slid it in (1st time bareback in my life, was live), we under the covers pumpin away n i hear my door movin. i slide over quick time (was spoonin so it wasnt that hard), was propa f*cked, we was fightin 4 the covers. lookin back its funny, but i neva lied so much b4 in my life. was like we werent doin nufin, jus under covers chattin n stuff..

sounds livelol @ fightin 4 covers. shoulda kicked her off the bed lol

[Colin Turnover]

Last week, the girl's son comes in, sees me on top of his mum (under the covers mind you, man just put my OBLITERATOR in her pum about 2 minutes before) and asks what were doing, then picks up the Trojan wrapper and asks what it was.Colin: "It's a sweet wrapper mate"Kid: "Can I have one?"Mum:" No son, just go back to your room, I'll be there in a minute"*Son stays in room, starts bawling, moment officially killed*

[Fresh]

Yeah my boy opened the door on us, and instead of shutting the door and apologising... Man went on ahead to say "yeh yeh cuz, just come into to get...... safe "

[LocalLoop]

When i lived at home my mum came in the room and me and the guy were under the duvet luckily we both were still wearin our tops so just pulled the duvet up.... she walked and sat on my bed then tapped my leg and she clocked i had no bottoms on, rather than just get out she called my sister in then started to talk about what she was cookin for dinner... my sister clocked my knickers that had been flung across the room, started laughin then walked out.