Car Crashes

[Em Dott]

I pray I don't get into any accidents when I get my car. I get parro when some people that I'm getting lifts from are either too confident, not paying enough attention, or are timid and nervous.First time I drove on the motorway bac to London I was proper shook for about 10 minutes, with both hands on the wheel tight doing about 55mph. After a little while I relaxed, and was hitting 80mph one handed all the way to London. Was good experience, but it was a bit nerve wracking as the M40 at night doesn't have lights for a large part of it, and the way cars were doing 120mph was nuts. I would look to change lanes, look in the side mirror, and it would look like the car was in the far lane, but I would soon find out they were in the lane next to us. Had I not just waited that little bit longer, my friends and I could have been in something serious.Forgot to add that on that day, the reason I was driving is because the driver almost crashed into some woman on the roundabout, didn't put petrol in the car so we broke down on a busy ring road (luckily the car was near a hill so with the jerking we managed to get down the hill and park up), and he started falling asleep 5 mins after getting on to the M40. This is after he left me and my bredrin waiting for 3 hours. Come to a rest area, and he is talking about needing to sleep. So reluctantly, I took over.

[Guest Lemons]

I went up to Nottingham the other week to get my brother from uni.Did 110 all the way (on the M1). Got there, door to door, in about 2 hours.f*ckin sweet.

[Em Dott]

I went up to Nottingham the other week to get my brother from uni.Did 110 all the way (on the M1). Got there, door to door, in about 2 hours.f*ckin sweet.

You know if all those roadworks around Luton weren't there you probably would have got there in about 1 and a half hours. Don't know if I could do more than 100mph. 80 is fast, and whilst I felt comfortable, I don't want to push my luck, especially as the car becomes harder to control at very high speeds.

[Guest Lemons]

I went up to Nottingham the other week to get my brother from uni.Did 110 all the way (on the M1). Got there, door to door, in about 2 hours.f*ckin sweet.

You know if all those roadworks around Luton weren't there you probably would have got there in about 1 and a half hours. Don't know if I could do more than 100mph. 80 is fast, and whilst I felt comfortable, I don't want to push my luck, especially as the car becomes harder to control at very high speeds.

I just love the speed though. I'll probably die taking him back up to Nottingham on Sunday night. If we somehow manage to beat united I'll be doing 120 all the way. If we lose it will be 2 DIE IN HORROR CRASH ON EMPTY MOTORWAY.

[zlastboss]

I went up to Nottingham the other week to get my brother from uni.Did 110 all the way (on the M1). Got there, door to door, in about 2 hours.f*ckin sweet.

You know if all those roadworks around Luton weren't there you probably would have got there in about 1 and a half hours. Don't know if I could do more than 100mph. 80 is fast, and whilst I felt comfortable, I don't want to push my luck, especially as the car becomes harder to control at very high speeds.

I just love the speed though. I'll probably die taking him back up to Nottingham on Sunday night. If we somehow manage to beat united I'll be doing 120 all the way. If we lose it will be 2 DIE IN HORROR CRASH ON EMPTY MOTORWAY.

*fingers X'd**sniggers*

[manuel]

been in 3 lol1st one was on the bus and it crashed into a taxi 2nd one was on the M5 and an army van came up behind us and crashed causing us to spin around smashing into the barrior (sp?) and the jeap to roll over down into the bank, Whole motorway closed off n ting, Police said if we didnt have a car with a long boot kinda ting I would have been dead as the whol boot got crushed up to the back seats. Claimed off the amry for that one3rd one Just a little crash, my fault i didnt see him, HE claimed on the insurence tho

[Simply D]

.....he saw the break in the barrier (that place where you can turn in and it links to the lanes going the other way so you can turn around)so we were turning into that....then WHAM!someone hit us and we were spinning around and around...

Your brother wasnt serious, "turn around points" on the motorway? have i missed something here?so hold up you was gonna go from one FAST lane of the motorway, go through a gap in the barrier, to then try n join traffic on the other sides FAST lane??with ppl like that on the road i seriously feel to sell up n invest in an oyster card!!

No i can drive and can avoid any type of dangerBANG BANG NCB CLEAN LICENCE GANG

ZOOP ZOOP ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!better still BANG BANG 5+ years NCB GANG!

[JLovely]

Night of my parents wedding, these drunkards ran a red light and crashed into my aunts car.I think I was in shock from what I remember, but no1 was hurt.I remember my cousins dad was having a ride on my godfathers motorbike and he crashed on my road cos he accelerated too much....he was proper mash up!

[Guest Lemons]

My mum tried to ride my dads motorbike, when he had one, and drove staright into the (parked) car infront.Silly woman trying to do stuff.

[violet]

.....he saw the break in the barrier (that place where you can turn in and it links to the lanes going the other way so you can turn around)so we were turning into that....then WHAM!someone hit us and we were spinning around and around...

Your brother wasnt serious, "turn around points" on the motorway? have i missed something here?so hold up you was gonna go from one FAST lane of the motorway, go through a gap in the barrier, to then try n join traffic on the other sides FAST lane??with ppl like that on the road i seriously feel to sell up n invest in an oyster card!!

nah it was one of these...

[Simply D]

oh dual carriage way then, the M25 doesnt have anything like that on it

[violet]

oh dual carriage way then, the M25 doesnt have anything like that on it

well i remember it being te m25, but it might of been the m11.i'm not sure...i don't drive you see. (yet)either way...is it really that important???

[The King]

Motorway in Poland in '94. Car rolled over 3 times landed on my side. Rest of family got out and started drinking cos cops were directly behind us and knew it wasnt me mam's fault so just breathalised A.S.A.P. adn the out came the vodka. In the meantime i'm still in the f*ck*ng motor! Took 20mins to cut me out.

[Guest Cousin Of Sleep]

Was in vauxhall when I was young n soem car side swiped us on the run from the police.

[ShowermanSamuel]

Been in two, me driving both times but never at fault.First time car in front braked as did I, man behind me didn't and shunted us from behind.BANG BANG £2K WHIPLASH CLAIM GANG PT1Second time was a couple weeks back still, my car had broke down on Easter weekend so I hotted them and insisted on a courtesy car cos I had a 'wedding' to go to on the Sunday. Enterprise dropped me a spanking Astra converts I was nearly as nice as why own wheels.So Sunday I drop my boy up Luton sides, comin back down the M1 and take the slip road, on the roundabout some Polish lorry in my lane (far left) decides he actually needs to go right so swings out in front of the two cars in front of me, they brake, so do I, car behind me doesn't... BANG. Not really pissed cos it was a rental but BANG BANG £2K WHIPLASH & BRUISED RIB CLAIM GANG PT2.I think I'm a good driver though, had some near misses where I've had to gwan evasive and I do lick speed on the motorways.I had a superchipped TT a while back and got caught by them f*ckin average cameras on the M1 near Luton TWICE in one day. Pissed. BANG BANG BLAME IT ON AN OVERSEAS RELATIVE GANG. Sold the car soon after that, I was driving it like a prick.

[Guest Mr. Estacado]

NH NOT YET BUT WAS LEARNIN TO DRIVE IN MY BREDRINS UNLEGIT WHIP COUPLE YEARS AGO AND I STARTED DRIVIN STRAIGHT TOWARDS A VAN IN A BACK ROAD AND EVERY1 IN THE CAR WAS SCREAMIN/SHOUTIN LMAOTURNED OUT JUST B4 IT WAS TOO LATE.

[LuLu]

i remember when my lovely pink handbag got tangled up on the steering wheel , ( dont ask how ) anyhow, i was tryna get it off sumhow and lost control of the steering wheel and nearly went crashing into the front of a car parked stationary.plus the fact i had my friend in the passenger seat, my ex and his friend in the back didnt help , they actually were screaming for their dear lifes for they thought i was gonna crash.* That happened back in 06, and yes i was still a learner driver back then *