Drawing gash while out and about

[Superstition]

Giving a girl a compliment on a personality trait, experience or mannerism (when she has earned it) >>> complimenting her on her looks.

Truth. Complementing looks right away rings alarm bells in a woman's head, that tell her this is a shallow horny guy who only wants to f*ck her.

[Guest v.Persie]

topic is f*ckedbare quoteables

[Realz.]

Giving a girl a compliment on a personality trait, experience or mannerism (when she has earned it) >>> complimenting her on her looks.

Truth. Complementing looks right away rings alarm bells in a woman's head, that tell her this is a shallow horny guy who only wants to f*ck her.

c/s guys!

[OldSnake]

Depends on the situation, depends on the girl, depends where she is.Obviously if you're in a bar, or a club, and see a chick on her ones, you can go talk to her, ask if she wants a drink, ask if she wants to come and sit down with you, or whoever you're with, that will show her you noticed she was alone, or noticed she had no drink in hand, and not the other chicks about. Done that kind of thing a few times, worked 4/5 times.I remember seeing a girl in Halfords, looking kind of baffled, no one around there helping her, I spoke to her, said she's looking kind of lost, what she's after, if I can help her you with anything, i'm not single, but if I was I could of drawn her with the convocation we had. She got asking what I drive etc... Could have gone places.One time there were girls looking lost in the middle of Cambridge, standing up peering round, me and my boy pulled over, and asked them what the problem is, they ended up saying they were lost. So I dropped the "Do you need a lift" line, they jumped in the back, and took them home. They passed me their numbers, and I never contacted them back to be honest, but it worked.Saw some you and her kid () probably about 18, trying to carry a load of sh*t around Tesco's car park, wasn't even trying to draw, but offered her a hand taking that sh*t back to where she wanted it, she was on it I swear, maybe just wanted a father figure or something lol, that could have worked, if there was no kid there I would have took it further.You just need to look at the situation, and come across as you actually WANT to help them, or actually care for their existence, don't make it bait that you want to mash them, act like you respect them and sh*t.Look at the type of woman she looks like, look what she's wearing, if she seems more sophisticated than the average girl you see, then don't drop slang words and sentences, act more mature, don't crack any big jokes until you get talking, you never know what sort of sense of humour they have. If they look more of a girl who would bang out Giggz on her iTunes, then try make her laugh straight away, drop some slang, don't sound too mature, however hard it may be for yourself, go down to their level, so they can relate to you.When you get talking to a girl, more time you can tell what type or girl she is, you can tell how she feels about herself by the way she dresses, and the way she talks. If it's a hot day, and the girl is wearing bare clothes, they are probably trying to hide themselves, because they are feeling insecure or whatever, compliment them, make them feel good about themselves, because people don't really do that when they try and draw, not that I know of anyway.Girls like it when you compliment their eyes, and their smile as well (make them smile before complimenting) trust me, you can get them anywhere you want when you drop them compliments.

I completely disgaree with this post. Not saying you couldnt have got their numbers but there are better ways of getting them.I know for a FACT you ask any decent girl to come sit down with you in a club her friends are gonna jump on you or she's gonna say no. How many guys do you think try that every night with her? If shes on her ones then you got f*ck*ng lucky but the chances of her being like "yeah ill come sit down with a total stranger" are very slim.You're saying you have to make it look like you care for their existence? They not stupid man they clearly know you care for them cos you wanna get up in them. Showing that you OVER care makes you look a bit like a desperate d*ckless p*ssy.Over complimenting is wank. Compliments only tend to work when you dont give them out a lot. Usually the girl you're talking to will realise you haven't complimented her, so she'll compliment you hoping to get one back. I've only ever complimented a girl after she complimented me (way too many compliments in that sentence lol). Even good looking girls who dont have nice eyes get told they do by f*ck*ng losers all the time. Dont become another statistic that massages her ego then gets kicked off.I dont agree with the whole change your personality to adapt to hers. I used to do this a lot but the key thing is to have a STRONG personality. Then its easy to communicate with anyone and destroy preconceptions.

Them self help article readers there.

[SLEAZE BALL]

"So whats your name then" usually works for me

[Lieutenant]

''whats good b''*puts arm around her*''what u got for me fam''*pats down vaginal region*

LMFAO hfdhgfdht54ww6ytrjuygfjugj

[Tyler Durden]

Depends on the situation, depends on the girl, depends where she is.Obviously if you're in a bar, or a club, and see a chick on her ones, you can go talk to her, ask if she wants a drink, ask if she wants to come and sit down with you, or whoever you're with, that will show her you noticed she was alone, or noticed she had no drink in hand, and not the other chicks about. Done that kind of thing a few times, worked 4/5 times.I remember seeing a girl in Halfords, looking kind of baffled, no one around there helping her, I spoke to her, said she's looking kind of lost, what she's after, if I can help her you with anything, i'm not single, but if I was I could of drawn her with the convocation we had. She got asking what I drive etc... Could have gone places.One time there were girls looking lost in the middle of Cambridge, standing up peering round, me and my boy pulled over, and asked them what the problem is, they ended up saying they were lost. So I dropped the "Do you need a lift" line, they jumped in the back, and took them home. They passed me their numbers, and I never contacted them back to be honest, but it worked.Saw some you and her kid () probably about 18, trying to carry a load of sh*t around Tesco's car park, wasn't even trying to draw, but offered her a hand taking that sh*t back to where she wanted it, she was on it I swear, maybe just wanted a father figure or something lol, that could have worked, if there was no kid there I would have took it further.You just need to look at the situation, and come across as you actually WANT to help them, or actually care for their existence, don't make it bait that you want to mash them, act like you respect them and sh*t.Look at the type of woman she looks like, look what she's wearing, if she seems more sophisticated than the average girl you see, then don't drop slang words and sentences, act more mature, don't crack any big jokes until you get talking, you never know what sort of sense of humour they have. If they look more of a girl who would bang out Giggz on her iTunes, then try make her laugh straight away, drop some slang, don't sound too mature, however hard it may be for yourself, go down to their level, so they can relate to you.When you get talking to a girl, more time you can tell what type or girl she is, you can tell how she feels about herself by the way she dresses, and the way she talks. If it's a hot day, and the girl is wearing bare clothes, they are probably trying to hide themselves, because they are feeling insecure or whatever, compliment them, make them feel good about themselves, because people don't really do that when they try and draw, not that I know of anyway.Girls like it when you compliment their eyes, and their smile as well (make them smile before complimenting) trust me, you can get them anywhere you want when you drop them compliments.

I completely disgaree with this post. Not saying you couldnt have got their numbers but there are better ways of getting them.I know for a FACT you ask any decent girl to come sit down with you in a club her friends are gonna jump on you or she's gonna say no. How many guys do you think try that every night with her? If shes on her ones then you got f*ck*ng lucky but the chances of her being like "yeah ill come sit down with a total stranger" are very slim.You're saying you have to make it look like you care for their existence? They not stupid man they clearly know you care for them cos you wanna get up in them. Showing that you OVER care makes you look a bit like a desperate d*ckless p*ssy.Over complimenting is wank. Compliments only tend to work when you dont give them out a lot. Usually the girl you're talking to will realise you haven't complimented her, so she'll compliment you hoping to get one back. I've only ever complimented a girl after she complimented me (way too many compliments in that sentence lol). Even good looking girls who dont have nice eyes get told they do by f*ck*ng losers all the time. Dont become another statistic that massages her ego then gets kicked off.I dont agree with the whole change your personality to adapt to hers. I used to do this a lot but the key thing is to have a STRONG personality. Then its easy to communicate with anyone and destroy preconceptions.

Them self help article readers there.

Basic knowledge reallySorry if it was too difficult for you to comprehend

[Lieutenant]

Depends on the situation, depends on the girl, depends where she is.Obviously if you're in a bar, or a club, and see a chick on her ones, you can go talk to her, ask if she wants a drink, ask if she wants to come and sit down with you, or whoever you're with, that will show her you noticed she was alone, or noticed she had no drink in hand, and not the other chicks about. Done that kind of thing a few times, worked 4/5 times.I remember seeing a girl in Halfords, looking kind of baffled, no one around there helping her, I spoke to her, said she's looking kind of lost, what she's after, if I can help her you with anything, i'm not single, but if I was I could of drawn her with the convocation we had. She got asking what I drive etc... Could have gone places.One time there were girls looking lost in the middle of Cambridge, standing up peering round, me and my boy pulled over, and asked them what the problem is, they ended up saying they were lost. So I dropped the "Do you need a lift" line, they jumped in the back, and took them home. They passed me their numbers, and I never contacted them back to be honest, but it worked.Saw some you and her kid () probably about 18, trying to carry a load of sh*t around Tesco's car park, wasn't even trying to draw, but offered her a hand taking that sh*t back to where she wanted it, she was on it I swear, maybe just wanted a father figure or something lol, that could have worked, if there was no kid there I would have took it further.You just need to look at the situation, and come across as you actually WANT to help them, or actually care for their existence, don't make it bait that you want to mash them, act like you respect them and sh*t.Look at the type of woman she looks like, look what she's wearing, if she seems more sophisticated than the average girl you see, then don't drop slang words and sentences, act more mature, don't crack any big jokes until you get talking, you never know what sort of sense of humour they have. If they look more of a girl who would bang out Giggz on her iTunes, then try make her laugh straight away, drop some slang, don't sound too mature, however hard it may be for yourself, go down to their level, so they can relate to you.When you get talking to a girl, more time you can tell what type or girl she is, you can tell how she feels about herself by the way she dresses, and the way she talks. If it's a hot day, and the girl is wearing bare clothes, they are probably trying to hide themselves, because they are feeling insecure or whatever, compliment them, make them feel good about themselves, because people don't really do that when they try and draw, not that I know of anyway.Girls like it when you compliment their eyes, and their smile as well (make them smile before complimenting) trust me, you can get them anywhere you want when you drop them compliments.

I completely disgaree with this post. Not saying you couldnt have got their numbers but there are better ways of getting them.

stopped reading after thisscoring a goal is scoring a goal, don't matter how it goes over the line just as long as it does

[OldSnake]

Sorry if it was too difficult for you to comprehend

Apology accepted. You see I is the biggest waste man around, I can only draw clapped out polish gal and that's even after paying 2 Bills. Please Help Tyler!

[Tyler Durden]

Depends on the situation, depends on the girl, depends where she is.Obviously if you're in a bar, or a club, and see a chick on her ones, you can go talk to her, ask if she wants a drink, ask if she wants to come and sit down with you, or whoever you're with, that will show her you noticed she was alone, or noticed she had no drink in hand, and not the other chicks about. Done that kind of thing a few times, worked 4/5 times.I remember seeing a girl in Halfords, looking kind of baffled, no one around there helping her, I spoke to her, said she's looking kind of lost, what she's after, if I can help her you with anything, i'm not single, but if I was I could of drawn her with the convocation we had. She got asking what I drive etc... Could have gone places.One time there were girls looking lost in the middle of Cambridge, standing up peering round, me and my boy pulled over, and asked them what the problem is, they ended up saying they were lost. So I dropped the "Do you need a lift" line, they jumped in the back, and took them home. They passed me their numbers, and I never contacted them back to be honest, but it worked.Saw some you and her kid () probably about 18, trying to carry a load of sh*t around Tesco's car park, wasn't even trying to draw, but offered her a hand taking that sh*t back to where she wanted it, she was on it I swear, maybe just wanted a father figure or something lol, that could have worked, if there was no kid there I would have took it further.You just need to look at the situation, and come across as you actually WANT to help them, or actually care for their existence, don't make it bait that you want to mash them, act like you respect them and sh*t.Look at the type of woman she looks like, look what she's wearing, if she seems more sophisticated than the average girl you see, then don't drop slang words and sentences, act more mature, don't crack any big jokes until you get talking, you never know what sort of sense of humour they have. If they look more of a girl who would bang out Giggz on her iTunes, then try make her laugh straight away, drop some slang, don't sound too mature, however hard it may be for yourself, go down to their level, so they can relate to you.When you get talking to a girl, more time you can tell what type or girl she is, you can tell how she feels about herself by the way she dresses, and the way she talks. If it's a hot day, and the girl is wearing bare clothes, they are probably trying to hide themselves, because they are feeling insecure or whatever, compliment them, make them feel good about themselves, because people don't really do that when they try and draw, not that I know of anyway.Girls like it when you compliment their eyes, and their smile as well (make them smile before complimenting) trust me, you can get them anywhere you want when you drop them compliments.

I completely disgaree with this post. Not saying you couldnt have got their numbers but there are better ways of getting them.

stopped reading after thisscoring a goal is scoring a goal, don't matter how it goes over the line just as long as it does

Maybe you shoulda read his posthe only got 1 number. he said he could have got the other 2 girls numbers but i said there are better ways to ensure you can...

[Guest PennyTraitor]

my bredrin has started sayin hes a footballer from holland. its been working too. on a couple of low level celebs still. guys sick.

does he put on a dutch accent and pretend he struggles to speak english?or is he like "yh what u saying babes, man plays for holland innit, the orange team"

:D :D

u can be english and play in holland u know. lol. he changes up his voice slightly tho and has bare lines for it. chicks lose control over it her: can u have sex before a match?him: na. thats not allowed we need all our strength for best performance you knowher: what about head?him: thats a different storysheez.

[SPEAK NO EVIL]

YOUR FIRST TIME WILL BE YOUR LAST EARTH MEMORIES

[Guest PennyTraitor]

one breh from here once said to a chick 'im hung like justin slayer'....he got the number still.

[Lieutenant]

Depends on the situation, depends on the girl, depends where she is.Obviously if you're in a bar, or a club, and see a chick on her ones, you can go talk to her, ask if she wants a drink, ask if she wants to come and sit down with you, or whoever you're with, that will show her you noticed she was alone, or noticed she had no drink in hand, and not the other chicks about. Done that kind of thing a few times, worked 4/5 times.I remember seeing a girl in Halfords, looking kind of baffled, no one around there helping her, I spoke to her, said she's looking kind of lost, what she's after, if I can help her you with anything, i'm not single, but if I was I could of drawn her with the convocation we had. She got asking what I drive etc... Could have gone places.One time there were girls looking lost in the middle of Cambridge, standing up peering round, me and my boy pulled over, and asked them what the problem is, they ended up saying they were lost. So I dropped the "Do you need a lift" line, they jumped in the back, and took them home. They passed me their numbers, and I never contacted them back to be honest, but it worked.Saw some you and her kid () probably about 18, trying to carry a load of sh*t around Tesco's car park, wasn't even trying to draw, but offered her a hand taking that sh*t back to where she wanted it, she was on it I swear, maybe just wanted a father figure or something lol, that could have worked, if there was no kid there I would have took it further.You just need to look at the situation, and come across as you actually WANT to help them, or actually care for their existence, don't make it bait that you want to mash them, act like you respect them and sh*t.Look at the type of woman she looks like, look what she's wearing, if she seems more sophisticated than the average girl you see, then don't drop slang words and sentences, act more mature, don't crack any big jokes until you get talking, you never know what sort of sense of humour they have. If they look more of a girl who would bang out Giggz on her iTunes, then try make her laugh straight away, drop some slang, don't sound too mature, however hard it may be for yourself, go down to their level, so they can relate to you.When you get talking to a girl, more time you can tell what type or girl she is, you can tell how she feels about herself by the way she dresses, and the way she talks. If it's a hot day, and the girl is wearing bare clothes, they are probably trying to hide themselves, because they are feeling insecure or whatever, compliment them, make them feel good about themselves, because people don't really do that when they try and draw, not that I know of anyway.Girls like it when you compliment their eyes, and their smile as well (make them smile before complimenting) trust me, you can get them anywhere you want when you drop them compliments.

I completely disgaree with this post. Not saying you couldnt have got their numbers but there are better ways of getting them.

stopped reading after thisscoring a goal is scoring a goal, don't matter how it goes over the line just as long as it does

Maybe you shoulda read his posthe only got 1 number. he said he could have got the other 2 girls numbers but i said there are better ways to ensure you can...

i dunno he could be lying but sounds like he scored to me

[Guest David Braund]

''whats good b''*puts arm around her*''what u got for me fam''*pats down vaginal region*

LMFAO hfdhgfdht54ww6ytrjuygfjugj

the in ting for '09 tbh

[mrbillion]

''whats good b''*puts arm around her*''what u got for me fam''*pats down vaginal region*

LMFAO hfdhgfdht54ww6ytrjuygfjugj

the in ting for '09 tbh

LOL @ This Whole Post .. LOL

[Percy]

Giving a girl a compliment on a personality trait, experience or mannerism (when she has earned it) >>> complimenting her on her looks.

Truth. Complementing looks right away rings alarm bells in a woman's head, that tell her this is a shallow horny guy who only wants to f*ck her.

c/s guys!

Spud like potato.

[Guest David Braund]

i kno this is nuffin to do with itbut i just wanna thank God for white girlsAmen

[Grafter]

i kno this is nuffin to do with itbut i just wanna thank God for white girlsAmen

i said the same thing about black men the other day tbh

[OldSnake]

i kno this is nuffin to do with itbut i just wanna thank God for white girlsAmen

i said the same thing about black men the other day tbh

Them chocolate lover's there, do you swallow the caramel aswell?

[Guest David Braund]

lolcaramel u knowthat expired sperm therewhite chocolate when im ere

[Fresh]

edit

[Guest Teddy Riley]

one breh from here once said to a chick 'im hung like justin slayer'....he got the number still.

aiughwarstjwteyke6rlr6ti;fyuykdEXPOSE HIM GANG!

[Guest Flat Eric]

sling me a white girl braund

[I.B.Blackman]

Depends on the situation, depends on the girl, depends where she is.Obviously if you're in a bar, or a club, and see a chick on her ones, you can go talk to her, ask if she wants a drink, ask if she wants to come and sit down with you, or whoever you're with, that will show her you noticed she was alone, or noticed she had no drink in hand, and not the other chicks about. Done that kind of thing a few times, worked 4/5 times.I remember seeing a girl in Halfords, looking kind of baffled, no one around there helping her, I spoke to her, said she's looking kind of lost, what she's after, if I can help her you with anything, i'm not single, but if I was I could of drawn her with the convocation we had. She got asking what I drive etc... Could have gone places.One time there were girls looking lost in the middle of Cambridge, standing up peering round, me and my boy pulled over, and asked them what the problem is, they ended up saying they were lost. So I dropped the "Do you need a lift" line, they jumped in the back, and took them home. They passed me their numbers, and I never contacted them back to be honest, but it worked.Saw some you and her kid () probably about 18, trying to carry a load of sh*t around Tesco's car park, wasn't even trying to draw, but offered her a hand taking that sh*t back to where she wanted it, she was on it I swear, maybe just wanted a father figure or something lol, that could have worked, if there was no kid there I would have took it further.You just need to look at the situation, and come across as you actually WANT to help them, or actually care for their existence, don't make it bait that you want to mash them, act like you respect them and sh*t.Look at the type of woman she looks like, look what she's wearing, if she seems more sophisticated than the average girl you see, then don't drop slang words and sentences, act more mature, don't crack any big jokes until you get talking, you never know what sort of sense of humour they have. If they look more of a girl who would bang out Giggz on her iTunes, then try make her laugh straight away, drop some slang, don't sound too mature, however hard it may be for yourself, go down to their level, so they can relate to you.When you get talking to a girl, more time you can tell what type or girl she is, you can tell how she feels about herself by the way she dresses, and the way she talks. If it's a hot day, and the girl is wearing bare clothes, they are probably trying to hide themselves, because they are feeling insecure or whatever, compliment them, make them feel good about themselves, because people don't really do that when they try and draw, not that I know of anyway.Girls like it when you compliment their eyes, and their smile as well (make them smile before complimenting) trust me, you can get them anywhere you want when you drop them compliments.

I completely disgaree with this post. Not saying you couldnt have got their numbers but there are better ways of getting them.I know for a FACT you ask any decent girl to come sit down with you in a club her friends are gonna jump on you or she's gonna say no. How many guys do you think try that every night with her? If shes on her ones then you got f*ck*ng lucky but the chances of her being like "yeah ill come sit down with a total stranger" are very slim.You're saying you have to make it look like you care for their existence? They not stupid man they clearly know you care for them cos you wanna get up in them. Showing that you OVER care makes you look a bit like a desperate d*ckless p*ssy.Over complimenting is wank. Compliments only tend to work when you dont give them out a lot. Usually the girl you're talking to will realise you haven't complimented her, so she'll compliment you hoping to get one back. I've only ever complimented a girl after she complimented me (way too many compliments in that sentence lol). Even good looking girls who dont have nice eyes get told they do by f*ck*ng losers all the time. Dont become another statistic that massages her ego then gets kicked off.I dont agree with the whole change your personality to adapt to hers. I used to do this a lot but the key thing is to have a STRONG personality. Then its easy to communicate with anyone and destroy preconceptions.

Them self help article readers there.

Basic knowledge reallySorry if it was too difficult for you to comprehend

Allow these essay posts.