Worst thing(s) you've ever done?

[Action Dan]

I was a horrible c**t to my younger brother, who is 2.5 years younger than me, like most older borthers are...Used to duff him up if he refused to come outside and play football. Once throttled him and he passed out so I jumped on his chest to resuscitate him. It worked thank f**k but I'm still incredibly ashamed.On a lighter note, I once observed a neighbour washing his car all Sunday afternoon. It looked great until I planted a banger in the dog sh*t by the tree which was next to the car.I engraved 'Turtles Rule' (ninja turtles btw) on a priest's car and poured about 500 small stones through his letter box.I kicked a girl square in the c**t when she teased me, aged 9. (I was aged 9 too btw)I p*ssed in a condom and dropped it on someones head who was in a suit, on the way to work.I threw conkers into a barbeque party (they threw baked spuds back).

[Skola]

lol*does not comment*

[G-dub]

let a bouncy castle down

[Action Dan]

lol*does not comment*

Comment away.

[Action Dan]

let a bouncy castle down

Swear down, nothing terrified me more if I was on my and it started deflating when I was child.People like you are sick.

[Jodie]

Worst thing i can think of is going against my dad in a prosecution.

[Guest David Braund]

made a make shift bow n arrow out of wood, sharpened it n that n shot my neighbour in the facei was about 5, he was alil older i thinkput a nail through a piece of wood n hit my sister with ithit my sister with a machete on her shin(f*ck knows how i had it)gt my big head stuck in a window when we wer home alone n my sister gt blamed for itbroke the TV n my sister gt blamed for itinfact most things ive broken ive blamed on my sisterbang bang youngest gang

[Action Dan]

I remember making bow and arrows and lighting themWas me .

[Trane]

Worst thing i can think of is going against my dad in a prosecution.

LOLThats pretty bad you know. What happened?

[zero1212]

Worst thing i can think of is going against my dad in a prosecution.

this is the worst

[G-dub]

iJoke.could be serious.tell us jodie! x

[Angelo]

Said I'd do some bmx jump at the same time as my friend, coz we were filming it with his dads camera.We were both riding towards the ramp, I bottled it, swerved out the way knowing it was near impossible.He launched off this ramp, missed the landing, smacked into this tree and broke his arm/collar bone, and knocked himself unconscious.Thats not it though.We (being about 14) thought it was funny and carried on filming, laughing at him.My friend kept slapping him in the face till he woke up, then we got some help.

[Bardissimo]

some c*nt snitched on me and a bredrin, we proceeded to take out my toolbox and remove his garden dooregged a disabled womans house every halloween for like 5 yearsjacked some ipods and sold em back, 2 of em i sold back to their respective ownersused to climb into my neighbours garden and we played pires; 10 points for window, 5 for door and 100 if you cracked glass, a few man off here were involved in that stillrushed some boy in the snow a few years back, it was so bad he got stressed and pissed blood all over himself

[Shawn_Carter]

egged a disabled womans house every halloween for like 5 yearsrushed some boy in the snow a few years back, it was so bad he got stressed and pissed blood all over himself

dread

[Skola]

bang bang youngest gang

done knowi remember after school (primary)we wud all run down the hilll to our parents waiting at the bottom of the street to walk us homemy pal ran past mei tripped him up (used to do that alot wen i was young)he landed in ..... dog sh*t

[Jdot]

i smashed an old lady in the nose and she droped 2 the floor. i then pulled her back up and piledrived her through a car windowonna serious noteworse thing i've probly done is......... smash around 20 innocent peoples house windows in a night, causing £1000'sss of damage. when i was a younger we went on some mad hype 1 night just making fires n throwing stones n sh*t through peoples windows and smashing peoples property up. now i feel sorry 4 the peoples property i've damaged but that was what younger days wer like....... u didn't rly give a f*ck what u did.Another thing, 1 halloween i thru a bag of flour over some womans front car window while she was driving along and she didn't expect it atall and she ended up crashing cos the flour went all over the windowscreen n she culdn't see sh*t + roads wher slippery. ermm, we locked some snitch in a rly small room and sprayed afew lynx cans in ther and he was choakin like fucck beggin 4 us 2 let him out, no windows or nething in the room either, int he end we let him out obv, then some1 puked into a fryin pan, n we made him eat it........fryed sick.damn i regret alot of things i've done being a younger, FORGIVE ME LORD

[Soca Junkie]

Jodies a sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchiJokeHmm nothing comes to mind still... Im a good girl. Oh apart from the time I didn't tell my CO-D my cousin kinda cheated on her and he exposed his feelings to me about it but I couldn't tell her... or snitch on him... tuff times... I gave in eventually.

[Ankle Murda]

Hmmm...We could be here for hours, I'll just mention a few.When I was young I always used to steal from the cornershop and cuss the owner off anytime he tried to stop me.When I was 7 years old I often collected things like milk bottles, stones, rocks and any other junk I could find, then to go to my mum's bedroom window and sit on the ledge with my legs dangling down (like 5 floors high) and just dash them down at passers-by, laughing maniacally. I also used to spit down at people from my bedroom window, I particularly aimed at bald people because of the slapping noise the connection made.One time in primary school, this brudda chucked it to me for no reason, saying racist things about my mum. He called my bluff, I said I weren't gonna do anything, then as soon as he turned his back, I just ran up on him and fly-kicked him in his back. Man went flying and hit his chin on the steps.And one time YEEEEARS ago in ends, there was this other prick, I threatened to get him later that day, but later he was cool, he even brought me a drink. So me, him and one of my bredrins are walking home, then my bredrin said ''oy, look over there'', he looked, then my bredrin got him into a sleeper hold then I just punched him in the belly, he was crying on the floor and sh*t. Felt so bad about that.

[Lieutenant]

was in year 9, some asian girl was crying and running to the toilets, there were bare of us just jammng in the playground like 30+ and i just tripped her over in front of everyone. Cut up her tights and everything, everyone was laughing at her.One teacher who always tried it with me and i was always cheeky back was speaking stern in my face one day so i just sneezed in his face knowing he couldn't do sh*t coz he would get sacked then savagely murdered by my dad.Used to get spiders and other little insects and put them in a jar then fill it up with bare household appliances like ketchup, deodorant, oil, water, crisps and BAREEEE other sh*t then wait in my bredrins garden for a passing car and chuck it at cars. Hit a few but got away with it coz they didn't know where it was coming from.bare other sh*t

[Infidel]

And one time YEEEEARS ago in ends, there was this other prick, I threatened to get him later that day, but later he was cool, he even brought me a drink. So me, him and one of my bredrins are walking home, then my bredrin said ''oy, look over there'', he looked, then my bredrin got him into a sleeper hold then I just punched him in the belly, he was crying on the floor and sh*t. Felt so bad about that.

Nah blud thats overly deep I can imagine that I would of felt bare guilty after.Worst thing I've probably done is went on a robbing spree, robbing man for anything they had, even robbed one dude for his take-away.When I was about 11 threw a paving slab at an old mans leg im guessing he was around 70, he went mad at me because I was sat on his wall and I was overly shook these times he tryed chasin me across the road so I paniced and threw a slab at his leg. Blurted and heard BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE sirens I got so shook so I never know if he died from a heart attack or what but that was madness. Very stupid thing to do and I regret that bare but that time had me shook thought I was gonna get Madeline McCanned no homes.

[zlastboss]

put sum 1 in a suitxase and dash em down a flight of stairsnext up was a pond but fort nah llow it no 1s gonna fish him out

[Dubby]

When I was in reception I broke off a long sharp piece of "that guy" off the climbing frame and stabbed a boy in the eye with it.

[Guest Flat Eric]

I was a horrible c**t to my younger brother, who is 2.5 years younger than me, like most older borthers are...Used to duff him up if he refused to come outside and play football. Once throttled him and he passed out so I jumped on his chest to resuscitate him. It worked thank f**k but I'm still incredibly ashamed.On a lighter note, I once observed a neighbour washing his car all Sunday afternoon. It looked great until I planted a banger in the dog sh*t by the tree which was next to the car.I engraved 'Turtles Rule' (ninja turtles btw) on a priest's car and poured about 500 small stones through his letter box.I kicked a girl square in the c**t when she teased me, aged 9. (I was aged 9 too btw)I p*ssed in a condom and dropped it on someones head who was in a suit, on the way to work.I threw conkers into a barbeque party (they threw baked spuds back).

I hope you die

[Connoisseur]

Not in the UK, but when I was 7 years old, I was at my uncles house. He was outside in the back yard with a few of his friends, firing guns. They came back inside after a while and I managed to sneak into the garden without anyone knowing. I picked up one the guns and started shooting aimlessly at the fence, and ended up shooting the next door neighbour's gardener in his leg. Everyone came out of the house and saw the man on the floor and me laughing. My uncle came and gave me a slap. The gardener was crying in pain but he got driven to the hospital quickly. Later on that day, my uncle was laughing about it and boasting to his friends. I also thought it was funny back then, but feel sorry for the guy now.

[Frank Furta]

Seeing my cousin passed out near urinals in a toilet at some rave out his on pills and leaving him there so i didnt f*ck up my rave by having to escort him out.Shooting some girl in the neck with a bb gun when i was about 10.Walking along some quiet alleyway on my estate and seeing some old woman on the floor asking for help cos she couldnt get back up and just ignoring her.Loads more but i dont wish to disclose.