Pets

[Gunner]

What pets do you have?Any stories 2 tell?For some reason i am SERIOUSLY thinking of getting a Tortoise. I want a pet but one where it doesn't need constant attention. Ive done a bit of research about it.I don't care that it is boring, that is part of the appeal of it (call me weird). Went pet shop a few months ago and i saw some newt/fish thing called an Axolotl (sp). i was gonna get it but i didn't. It's basically a fish with legs and arms.Anyway something recently makes me want a Tortoise, i don't think its a phase as ive wanted one for about 3months but kept quite about it (not that its a big secret or anything)Was watching some wildlife on Sunday night and it was about Turtles. Fell in love that night. Changed from turtle to Tortoise as the water is a big issue and i can be dealing with changing water and all that malarkey.So i'm set on a Tortoise, although it has 2 be a baby one, really tiny as i wanna see it grow etc. Pet shop man said they can live to 100, so f*ck a girl friend, Tortoise can be my companion for life. Any1 got a Tortoise?I don't really care about other pets, but talk about your pussys and bitches and snakes if you want 2.I know face off has some Kittens i remember when he used 2 post pics of the and use kittens in his style of sending...

[Guest haze-e]

I have tropical fish *Yawns*However i want suttin interesting like a Snake or Lizard or suttin.

[The Somalian]

dog and cat woman at my works dad has a tortoise he had since she was a child she is in now in her 40's with two fully grown kids

[Gunner]

I have tropical fish *Yawns*However i want suttin interesting like a Snake or Lizard or suttin.

Go 2 the pet shop in Ladywell, opposite the swimming baths, they have some big f*ck off lizards and snakes in their, i took my sisters their, i tell them when they are ramping, ima bring them back and leave them in the reptile room with the cages open over night.

[Gunner]

dog and cat woman at my works dad has a tortoise he had since she was a child she is in now in her 40's with two fully grown kids

Ya see, that appeals to me. Told my girl also, and she kinda wants one but i think she is just being follow fashion. Told her if shes is serious, 2 get a female, i will get a male, they can have sex in 5 years or whenever and we can shot the babies (No rebore hype dog breeder copycat 2 get money instead of getting a job)

[Guest haze-e]

I have tropical fish *Yawns*However i want suttin interesting like a Snake or Lizard or suttin.

Go 2 the pet shop in Ladywell, opposite the swimming baths, they have some big f*ck off lizards and snakes in their, i took my sisters their, i tell them when they are ramping, ima bring them back and leave them in the reptile room with the cages open over night.

Loool. Yeeeeeh.Thats where i get my fish from and sh*t. I see the reptiles in there the other day. I really want one.I'll have to get one when i move out though. Mumsie wouldnt have it.

[Gunner]

I have tropical fish *Yawns*However i want suttin interesting like a Snake or Lizard or suttin.

Go 2 the pet shop in Ladywell, opposite the swimming baths, they have some big f*ck off lizards and snakes in their, i took my sisters their, i tell them when they are ramping, ima bring them back and leave them in the reptile room with the cages open over night.

Loool. Yeeeeeh.Thats where i get my fish from and sh*t. I see the reptiles in there the other day. I really want one.I'll have to get one when i move out though. Mumsie wouldnt have it.

Same way mine reacted when i mentioned ''and the tortoise can go in the garden sometimes''

[queen101]

I used to have a tortoise - but he didnt come out of his shell for like 2 months so my mum threw him out, she never knew about hibernation still.I got a shitszu pup

[Angelo]

Still

[Grafter]

ive had 3 catsKiwi aka rasta catBozin (dont ask)MatrixKiwi died, killed by foxesBozin died of kidney failure, i dont think he was older than about 6 monthshe had a thing for nicotine, would take cigarette an splif butts out the ash tray an eat it, as well as tryin to dip his paw in ur drink the neighbours found him curled up in a ball, paralysed with pain. sad storiesMatrix now lives at the church and goes by the name of SOPHIEcurrently we have a dog called chopper

[SPEAK NO EVIL]

ive had 3 catsKiwi aka rasta catBozin (dont ask)MatrixKiwi died, killed by foxesBozin died of kidney failure, i dont think he was older than about 6 monthshe had a thing for nicotine, would take cigarette an splif butts out the ash tray an eat it, as well as tryin to dip his paw in ur drink the neighbours found him curled up in a ball, paralysed with pain. sad storiesMatrix now lives at the church and goes by the name of SOPHIEcurrently we have a dog called chopper

f*ckin hell shits emotional

[Guest LOGers]

My mum hates animals. Im moving out but my flat mate hates animals as well.i want a dog. Will wait til i live on my own and name it bella.

[Taurus]

i got a black panther still

[The Facilitator]

Only pet allowed in my household is a goldfish.

[Guest Wavy Davy]

lookin 2 get a black snake soon, no homoWas gona get a black cat aswell, but i aint gt time 2 b gettin it food cleanin up after it

[Trim]

I used to have a tortoise - but he didnt come out of his shell for like 2 months so my mum threw him out, she never knew about hibernation still.I got a shitszu pup

lol the way you say it like the tortoise is an empty coke can or summin

[Guest WAVE MACHINE]

i know a couple that had a turtle or tortoise whichever one gets big and can walk around. one day it went missing they expect the neighbours took it. i dunno.i cant actually remember this animal tho, i musta been bare young or suttin.

[UN.Muzik]

I don't ever wanna get a pet again The emotional investment you place into them is alot When it's their time to pass on you feel you lose a family member sh*t's soul-destroying.

[Grafter]

I don't ever wanna get a pet again The emotional investment you place into them is alot When it's their time to pass on you feel you lose a family member sh*t's soul-destroying.

so truei actually cried a bit when kiwi diedwe had in for bout 13 yrs

[local]

my mate cried when his dog died last year (well his eyes was all red when he came out 4 the smoke)been gettin terrorised ever sincejus a dog tbh

[Taurus]

my mate cried when his dog died last year (well his eyes was all red when he came out 4 the smoke)been gettin terrorised ever sincejus a dog tbh

thats what im sayingswear some people care for their dogs more than their own children and sh*tshits disgusting

[Guest WAVE MACHINE]

my nan has a cat that she doesnt let in the house.only the kitched or outside. more time it stays outside. at night she makes it comin and puts pans on top of the work top so it dont walk on der...will be bare quiet then i hear some african scream 'get in ur box'. always makes me jump

[Lofa]

ANTICS.

[djbmc]

when i was little we had a rabbit, little f*cker dug a hole in the corner of the garden and wouldn't get out so we left it. I came out in the morning and it was still sitting in its new burrow but it was now headless. smh.

[Guest WAVE MACHINE]

ANTICS.

are u talkin about my nan?