The stupidity levels have risen

[djbmc]

Meant to have left for work by now, went to get my car keys, left them in my girlfriend's bag, she's gone to f*ck*ng maidstone. I'm f*cked.

[carpedeum]

hopefully shes reading this thread.

[djbmc]

nah, she'll be driving right now, blissfully unaware of the troubles she's caused. oh well phoned the boss and he gave me the day off. unpaid tho.

[Creed Diskenth]

lolpissed

[Uncle Man]

decent excusenoted

[Em Dott]

LMAOMade me chuckle still.

[JLovely]

LOL

[Taurus]

lmaodeep

[VonBoyage]

blissfully unaware of the troubles she's caused

SHE?Blud you left your keys in her bag.

[Beavis]

decent excusenoted

lol yea, ill be using this excuse he next chance i get

[Frank Furta]

Use public transport u bum.

[spiderman]

LMAOOO.also

blissfully unaware of the troubles she's caused

SHE?Blud you left your keys in her bag.

unless she was using the car last and left it in der?

[VonBoyage]

lol no no read it... left them in HIS girlfriends handbag.theres no way out of that. still, i do stupid things like this.one time i left my gyals yard, she had already left for work.. so im bout to leave and breeze North now..22's i shut the door without my phone/keys/bag with no way of getting back in.think i just set stupidity levels right there tbh

[Uncle Man]

decent excusenoted

lol yea, ill be using this excuse he next chance i get

c/s but i just remembered i dont have a car,job or girlfriendbrb

[Guest LOGers]

LOL+LOL again @ social

[spiderman]

lol no no read it... left them in HIS girlfriends handbag.theres no way out of that. still, i do stupid things like this.one time i left my gyals yard, she had already left for work.. so im bout to leave and breeze North now..22's i shut the door without my phone/keys/bag with no way of getting back in.think i just set stupidity levels right there tbh

loool.dats worse than wot bmc done.

[JLovely]

decent excusenoted

lol yea, ill be using this excuse he next chance i get

c/s but i just remembered i dont have a car,job or girlfriendbrb

[Angelo]

lolPublic Transport BMC?

[djbmc]

blissfully unaware of the troubles she's caused

SHE?Blud you left your keys in her bag.

ur right. it's my fault, although she put the keys in there i should've got them out. And i'm currently residing in the middle of nowhere, it think if a bus went past the village yokels would try to sacrifice a virgin in it's honour

[Angelo]

lmfao

[VonBoyage]

blissfully unaware of the troubles she's caused

SHE?Blud you left your keys in her bag.

ur right. it's my fault, although she put the keys in there i should've got them out. And i'm currently residing in the middle of nowhere, it think if a bus went past the village yokels would try to sacrifice a virgin in it's honour

not to wory fam, im worse than you. LOL @ dem 'farms with the premade tumbleweed' there

[Hernandez Balcazar]

ur fault son

[ShowermanSamuel]

Those few seconds after the door slams and you realise you've locked yourself out are killer.The feeling of your whole body weight dropping through your torso and into ur stomach as you realise they're on the table with ur phone and wallet and ur girl is at work miles away and its raining and your spare car key is in ur car and you left ur weed in the car and basically chilling on the stairs is you till she gets home.Its possibly the second worst feeling from death and/or finding out you have aids.

[JLovely]

Who was it that got locked between their door and patio door?LOL

[O.Man]

Who was it that got locked between their door and patio door?LOL

ahahahbut seriously that is a shame not knowing how to break into your own house, or not knowin how to break in n hot wire u own car