Guest DN Braund Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 More than one in four commuters has bacteria from faeces on their hands, an investigation suggests. faeces faeces faeces The further north they went, the more often they found commuters with faecal bacteria on their hands - men in Newcastle were the worst offenders. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7667499.stmLMAOnew u Northerners wer grimy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 faeces faeces faeces lmaothe crescendo in my head was sickbut yeahthis is f*ck*ng disgustingthese people should be burned alive in liquidated sh*t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaman Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 faeces faeces faeces lmaothe crescendo in my head was sicklmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neeko Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 eeerrrrr, allow dem big white men in suits shittin der self errrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 lolfecal matter is everywheredont have any tests done on ur toothbrush, youll never brush ur teeth again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 psstrawberry fruit corner + ham is oddly nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thizz Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 LMAO @ THE FAECES QUOTE GETTING BIGGER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 dred, but why you think man has this on him moretime...no bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NO SUNSHINE Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 It's not human faeces though is it? It will be bugs or something. Not like guys are taking shits on their hands and smearing it on the tube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twirl Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 lolfecal matter is everywheredont have any tests done on ur toothbrush, youll never brush ur teeth againi heard that everytime you flush, it sprays everything within 20ft. my toothbrush is always in a cabinet thank god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Dont need an article to tell me about nuckin fasty public places ESPECIALLY London transport... bogey f*ck*ng central. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DN Braund Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 lolfecal matter is everywheredont have any tests done on ur toothbrush, youll never brush ur teeth againi heard that everytime you flush, it sprays everything within 20ft. my toothbrush is always in a cabinet thank godclose the lid init Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Q Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 faeces faeces faeces lmaothe crescendo in my head was sicklmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Q Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Dubz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 lolfecal matter is everywheredont have any tests done on ur toothbrush, youll never brush ur teeth againi heard that everytime you flush, it sprays everything within 20ft. my toothbrush is always in a cabinet thank godthat dont stop it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstition Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 This obsessive-compulsive level craze about germs is funny. Some things that you squirmish folks should consider avoiding:- All money- Your own mouths- All doors and door handles- Computer keyboards, mouses- Fridges- Mobiles- Table tops- Cigarette lighters- TapsAll are typically at LEAST as dirty as toilet bowls in terms of microbes. And closing your toilet lid, hiding your toothbrush away, etc, doesn't help. The bacteria are in the spray of moisture from the flush, which becomes diffused evenly in the air. Unless your cabinet has an airlock, you're still shoving sh*t particles into your mouth when you brush. In fact, you're breathing moisture containing faecal particles right now. Newsflash: your body has mechanisms to deal with such things. You can go about your business in a bubble, or mincing around and avoiding every little thing that anybody's ever touched. Or just trust your immune system, and live your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NO SUNSHINE Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Exactly.I've never worn a glove on the bus or used that handwash sh*t, infact I'm sure I regularly bite my nails on the bus/tube with the same hand I was holding the rail with - I'm still alive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twirl Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 lolfecal matter is everywheredont have any tests done on ur toothbrush, youll never brush ur teeth againi heard that everytime you flush, it sprays everything within 20ft. my toothbrush is always in a cabinet thank godclose the lid inityea i do but just incase someone forgets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sozes Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 How can more men in Newcastle have shitty hands than not though?? I hear what people are saying about the OCD thing. And scientifically I understand it wont kill me but apparently niether will drinking a cup of my own piss. Still disgusting tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moverman Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 95% will forget by the morning and catch there usual 7.30! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 the only way this can be solved is with the three sea shells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sozes Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 95% will forget by the morning and catch there usual 7.30!I will remember. And catch my usual 7.30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cipher Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Lmfao @ the opening post, in my head I heard it like that episode of simpsonsgabboGabboGABBO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonBoyage Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 faeces faeces faeces lmaothe crescendo in my head was sicklmaolmfaobussin up alredy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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