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You man have nothing to fear. Draining extra fluid on the testicles is a routine and quick operation.
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LOLI was just giving medical opinion. I dont know what its like to own a pair of nuts.
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i had my nuts checked out, the bitch made me cover my winkle with a piece of tissue. "can u move that please?""wot?""THAT" *motions towards my todger*
*wooooo*"No hands" icon_smug.gifWas surely your reply.
lol! shoulda been. she looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp tho.
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my left nut is slightly larger than my right
:!: although slightly is a understatementits about 7 times larger getting a operation soon apprently bare fluid in there :unsure:
Retard haircut, one bollock the size of an Ostrich egg - you musta parred god in a former life.
:lol: My life is a huge par stillbut 09 is my year
Mine too.
Lol @ the whole convo
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LoL @ me trying to Type dis Mad Fast
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