DJ Stashman Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 your not a real dj if......you use FX to hide your sloppinessyour not a real dj if......you don't know how to use turntablesyour not a real dj if...... you play tracks you don't like to please the crowdyour not a real dj if...... you haven't played outyour not a real dj if......you play for free, and if you don't know why im saying this than your definitely not a real DJyour not a real dj if......you suck promoters cocks to get gigs instead of making a decent mix because you know you suckyour not a real dj if....... you just woke up one day and decided you were a djyour not a real dj ..........unless your legs turned to mush and totally gave out at your first gig (speaking from experience) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Batty Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Last one isn't true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flat Ericó Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 your not a real dj if...... you don't drop creeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandnew Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 lol if i told u bout my first few gigs ud laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Batty Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 your not a real dj if...... you still drop creeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 ur not a real dj if u drop other peoples specials.smh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk-i Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Ur not a real Dj if the dancefloor clears when you drop your first tune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Disraeli Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Ur not a real dj if...... you have never randomly dropped 'Chopper' in one of your mixes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 ...if you only have one arm...if you mix with ur face...if u do sh*t mixes with ur face cos ur 'disabled' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Disraeli Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 ...if you only have one arm...if you mix with ur face...if u do sh*t mixes with ur face cos ur 'disabled'As a registered disabled man myself, I cannot say that I concur with this Sid guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Batty Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 ...if you only have one arm...if you mix with ur face...if u do sh*t mixes with ur face cos ur 'disabled'Bit harsh wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_barz Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 your not a real dj if...... you still drop creepergta agreeyour not a real dj if.......you have changed ''your'' genre AFTER building your name upyour not a real dj if.......you didnt put in work on piratesyour not a real dj if.......you dont have vinyl dubplatesyour not a real dj if.......you wheel tunes before the dropyour not a real dj if.......you play what dj ... plays cos you wanna be as big as dj ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 ...if you only have one arm...if you mix with ur face...if u do sh*t mixes with ur face cos ur 'disabled'Bit harsh wasn't it?the rawest semtex vendetta right there LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 your not a real dj if...... you still drop creepergta agreeyour not a real dj if.......you have changed ''your'' genre AFTER building your name upyour not a real dj if.......you didnt put in work on piratesyour not a real dj if.......you dont have vinyl dubplatesyour not a real dj if.......you wheel tunes before the dropyour not a real dj if.......you play what dj ... plays cos you wanna be as big as dj ...I stil rate mak10 and bossman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_barz Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 nah these are like ok to me now, absolutely no comparison to before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepz Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 whens mad vybez next set Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gayle Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 If your name aint EZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 ...if you only have one arm...if you mix with ur face...if u do sh*t mixes with ur face cos ur 'disabled'Bit harsh wasn't it?ya, duno what came over me there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 your not a real dj if...... you play tracks you don't like to please the crowdIsnt that a good DJ?And whats wrong with Creeper, Roy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streets. Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 your not a real dj if......you don't know how to use turntablesThat's like saying "your not a real soldier if you don't know how to use a sword". Wether we like it or not, technology has changed the way people DJ. Yes knowing how to use turntables is an important skill in the art of mixing but knowing how to write in caligraphy pen used to be important in script writing.your not a real dj if...... you play tracks you don't like to please the crowdI'll file this silly comment in the same box as "REAL MC'S DON'T COMPROMISE THEIR STYLE TO PLEASE THE MAINSTREAM". All the biggest, richest, most successful club DJ's = play some records that they aint too fond on. Being a DJ = a job.your not a real dj if...... you haven't played outNot really. You could have a 15 year old boy whos practised all his life and is sick but hasn't had that break yet to play out. He's still a DJ, just one who aint played out yet. Thats like saying someones not an MC if they aint touched mic at a rave.your not a real dj if......you play for free, and if you don't know why im saying this than your definitely not a real DJhmm okyour not a real dj if....... you just woke up one day and decided you were a djWhy not? So your telling me that if I woke up tomorrow and said "I wanna be a DJ" then went out, bought decks, learnt all the skills, got a gig, played out, got paid and didnt play tracks I dont like I still wouldn't be a "real DJ"??your not a real dj ..........unless your legs turned to mush and totally gave out at your first gig (speaking from experience)someone else answered this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepz Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 so what do you think makes you a real dj bruva Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drifterman Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 your not a real dj if...... you play tracks you don't like to please the crowdI'll file this silly comment in the same box as "REAL MC'S DON'T COMPROMISE THEIR STYLE TO PLEASE THE MAINSTREAM". All the biggest, richest, most successful club DJ's = play some records that they aint too fond on. Being a DJ = a job.not truethe biggrst richest most successful club djs are people likevillaloboshatwinvathcarl coxtiesto etcall these guys play their own brand of house/techno etcall of them will be the first to tell you they are not playing tunes they dont likeall of their listeners who travel to world to see them and pack out arenas to hear them will tell you exactly why they are there - because they know what to expect and what quality will be deliveredso no, you're wrong, if you are a dj who can't hold his own by playing music that will make you an individual then you have no hope of ever rising to the top; instead you will remain in the mudpool with the other normal dj's who can mix nicely but have no backbone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tibbius Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 your not a real dj ..........unless your legs turned to mush and totally gave out at your first gig (speaking from experience)surely this happens to everyone. no matter what u do, your first gig will be nerves galore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 You're a real DJ if you can do the most technical and amazing sounding mixes whilst suffering from Flu nad throw up twice behind the decks, all without missing a beat.Deadmau5 at Matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streets. Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 your not a real dj if...... you play tracks you don't like to please the crowdI'll file this silly comment in the same box as "REAL MC'S DON'T COMPROMISE THEIR STYLE TO PLEASE THE MAINSTREAM". All the biggest, richest, most successful club DJ's = play some records that they aint too fond on. Being a DJ = a job.not truethe biggrst richest most successful club djs are people likevillaloboshatwinvathcarl coxtiesto etcall these guys play their own brand of house/techno etcall of them will be the first to tell you they are not playing tunes they dont likeall of their listeners who travel to world to see them and pack out arenas to hear them will tell you exactly why they are there - because they know what to expect and what quality will be deliveredso no, you're wrong, if you are a dj who can't hold his own by playing music that will make you an individual then you have no hope of ever rising to the top; instead you will remain in the mudpool with the other normal dj's who can mix nicely but have no backbone.sure mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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