your not a real dj if......

[DJ Stashman]

your not a real dj if......you use FX to hide your sloppinessyour not a real dj if......you don't know how to use turntablesyour not a real dj if...... you play tracks you don't like to please the crowdyour not a real dj if...... you haven't played outyour not a real dj if......you play for free, and if you don't know why im saying this than your definitely not a real DJyour not a real dj if......you suck promoters cocks to get gigs instead of making a decent mix because you know you suckyour not a real dj if....... you just woke up one day and decided you were a djyour not a real dj ..........unless your legs turned to mush and totally gave out at your first gig (speaking from experience)

[Roy Batty]

Last one isn't true.

[Guest Flat Ericó]

your not a real dj if...... you don't drop creeper

[Brandnew]

lol if i told u bout my first few gigs ud laugh

[Roy Batty]

your not a real dj if...... you still drop creeper

[Bruno Di Gradi]

ur not a real dj if u drop other peoples specials.smh

[Hawk-i]

Ur not a real Dj if the dancefloor clears when you drop your first tune

[Benjamin Disraeli]

Ur not a real dj if...... you have never randomly dropped 'Chopper' in one of your mixes.

[Grafter]

...if you only have one arm...if you mix with ur face...if u do sh*t mixes with ur face cos ur 'disabled'

[Benjamin Disraeli]

...if you only have one arm...if you mix with ur face...if u do sh*t mixes with ur face cos ur 'disabled'

As a registered disabled man myself, I cannot say that I concur with this Sid guy.

[Roy Batty]

...if you only have one arm...if you mix with ur face...if u do sh*t mixes with ur face cos ur 'disabled'

Bit harsh wasn't it?

[big_barz]

your not a real dj if...... you still drop creeper

gta agreeyour not a real dj if.......you have changed ''your'' genre AFTER building your name upyour not a real dj if.......you didnt put in work on piratesyour not a real dj if.......you dont have vinyl dubplatesyour not a real dj if.......you wheel tunes before the dropyour not a real dj if.......you play what dj ... plays cos you wanna be as big as dj ...

[Bruno Di Gradi]

...if you only have one arm...if you mix with ur face...if u do sh*t mixes with ur face cos ur 'disabled'

Bit harsh wasn't it?

the rawest semtex vendetta right there LOL

[Bruno Di Gradi]

your not a real dj if...... you still drop creeper

gta agreeyour not a real dj if.......you have changed ''your'' genre AFTER building your name upyour not a real dj if.......you didnt put in work on piratesyour not a real dj if.......you dont have vinyl dubplatesyour not a real dj if.......you wheel tunes before the dropyour not a real dj if.......you play what dj ... plays cos you wanna be as big as dj ...

I stil rate mak10 and bossman.

[big_barz]

nah these are like ok to me now, absolutely no comparison to before

[Sleepz]

whens mad vybez next set

[Mr. Gayle]

If your name aint EZ

[Grafter]

...if you only have one arm...if you mix with ur face...if u do sh*t mixes with ur face cos ur 'disabled'

Bit harsh wasn't it?

ya, duno what came over me there

[Numero001]

your not a real dj if...... you play tracks you don't like to please the crowd

Isnt that a good DJ?And whats wrong with Creeper, Roy?

[streets.]

your not a real dj if......you don't know how to use turntablesThat's like saying "your not a real soldier if you don't know how to use a sword". Wether we like it or not, technology has changed the way people DJ. Yes knowing how to use turntables is an important skill in the art of mixing but knowing how to write in caligraphy pen used to be important in script writing.your not a real dj if...... you play tracks you don't like to please the crowdI'll file this silly comment in the same box as "REAL MC'S DON'T COMPROMISE THEIR STYLE TO PLEASE THE MAINSTREAM". All the biggest, richest, most successful club DJ's = play some records that they aint too fond on. Being a DJ = a job.your not a real dj if...... you haven't played outNot really. You could have a 15 year old boy whos practised all his life and is sick but hasn't had that break yet to play out. He's still a DJ, just one who aint played out yet. Thats like saying someones not an MC if they aint touched mic at a rave.your not a real dj if......you play for free, and if you don't know why im saying this than your definitely not a real DJhmm okyour not a real dj if....... you just woke up one day and decided you were a djWhy not? So your telling me that if I woke up tomorrow and said "I wanna be a DJ" then went out, bought decks, learnt all the skills, got a gig, played out, got paid and didnt play tracks I dont like I still wouldn't be a "real DJ"??your not a real dj ..........unless your legs turned to mush and totally gave out at your first gig (speaking from experience)someone else answered this one.

[Sleepz]

so what do you think makes you a real dj bruva

[drifterman]

your not a real dj if...... you play tracks you don't like to please the crowdI'll file this silly comment in the same box as "REAL MC'S DON'T COMPROMISE THEIR STYLE TO PLEASE THE MAINSTREAM". All the biggest, richest, most successful club DJ's = play some records that they aint too fond on. Being a DJ = a job.

not truethe biggrst richest most successful club djs are people likevillaloboshatwinvathcarl coxtiesto etcall these guys play their own brand of house/techno etcall of them will be the first to tell you they are not playing tunes they dont likeall of their listeners who travel to world to see them and pack out arenas to hear them will tell you exactly why they are there - because they know what to expect and what quality will be deliveredso no, you're wrong, if you are a dj who can't hold his own by playing music that will make you an individual then you have no hope of ever rising to the top; instead you will remain in the mudpool with the other normal dj's who can mix nicely but have no backbone.

[Guest Tibbius]

your not a real dj ..........unless your legs turned to mush and totally gave out at your first gig (speaking from experience)

surely this happens to everyone. no matter what u do, your first gig will be nerves galore

[O.Man]

You're a real DJ if you can do the most technical and amazing sounding mixes whilst suffering from Flu nad throw up twice behind the decks, all without missing a beat.Deadmau5 at Matter

[streets.]

your not a real dj if...... you play tracks you don't like to please the crowdI'll file this silly comment in the same box as "REAL MC'S DON'T COMPROMISE THEIR STYLE TO PLEASE THE MAINSTREAM". All the biggest, richest, most successful club DJ's = play some records that they aint too fond on. Being a DJ = a job.

not truethe biggrst richest most successful club djs are people likevillaloboshatwinvathcarl coxtiesto etcall these guys play their own brand of house/techno etcall of them will be the first to tell you they are not playing tunes they dont likeall of their listeners who travel to world to see them and pack out arenas to hear them will tell you exactly why they are there - because they know what to expect and what quality will be deliveredso no, you're wrong, if you are a dj who can't hold his own by playing music that will make you an individual then you have no hope of ever rising to the top; instead you will remain in the mudpool with the other normal dj's who can mix nicely but have no backbone.

sure mate.