Embarassing Things You Done When Trying To Impress The Opposite Sex

[Huey P Newton]

I remember one specific time clearly.Year 7 summer holidays about 2pm.Nice sunny day.Fresh white tee and black 3/4 lengths.Was with my bois and we was on our bikes jammin with this other group of gals.I thought f*ck it im going to show off and try and impress these gals and look kool and hopefully get somewhere with one or more of them.So i took it upon myself to try and player Superman and ride about 20m back from every else and sped up to the top of the hill turned around and smiled at all the gals and then i didnt notice the bump on the grass infront of me and done the most dirtiest flip mustve been lyk a 450 degrees spin and landed flat on my face.What made it worse is i didnt really hurt myself apart from a few cuts on my knees and elbows at least if i broke a bone or suttin would have got some sympathy instead of 20minutes of laughter at my expense FFS.

[Angelo]

Basketball game, Year 11.Played Harris CTC.Some BUFF girl doing the scoring for Harris.Kept eyeing me during the game.Thought YEAHRan up for a simple layup, tried looking at her at the same time to style it. Didnt work.Got the dirtiest foul from one of their players, went to the line for 2 free throws, and airballed both of them.

[Guest Braundy]

i wasnt even doin nuffinwalkin around at breaktimesee this one chickwasnt even tryna do a ting, jus clocked n thought "cool"next thingBLAMMMMfootball gets me right in the faceblood EVERYWHEREnw obv this dnt help my future endevours with any of the females aroundreal heartbreaking

[Wavant]

Basketball game, Year 11.Played Harris CTC.Some BUFF girl doing the scoring for Harris.Kept eyeing me during the game.Thought YEAHRan up for a simple layup, tried looking at her at the same time to style it. Didnt work.Got the dirtiest foul from one of their players, went to the line for 2 free throws, and airballed both of them.

LMAO!TRIPLE PISSED.- Harris gyaldem were TOO much.- The foul.- Airballs.

[Kaiser]

One girl was jogging she was fine as hellI spot her from far and decide to run so that she thinks im jogging tooso I say hi I like to keep fit just like you or talk of that mannerI run looking at her and I dont look ahead of myself my knee gets MAULED by them bannister things they have next to roadsshe is like are you alrightim almost in tears saying yeah go on ahead of me im finehad a cast for 4 weeks

[Kaiser]

Cos im a c*nt and Karma is f*ck*ng me upI have noticed thisMG come on msn fam

[adjhasfdb]

i member playin chess this one time against this fit female...actually wait, nvm

[Jodie]

One girl was jogging she was fine as hellI spot her from far and decide to run so that she thinks im jogging tooso I say hi I like to keep fit just like you or talk of that mannerI run looking at her and I dont look ahead of myself my knee gets MAULED by them bannister things they have next to roadsshe is like are you alrightim almost in tears saying yeah go on ahead of me im finehad a cast for 4 weeks

all that for a girl

[Fresh]

Close your eyes and imagine....*holding champs*Me: "What you saying, you want a glass?"*pours champs, champs remaining fills 1/3 of glass, gold diggerbitch plainfaces*Me: "Hmmm I'll buy a next bottle"*I engage in talks whilst waiting on slow bar staff... have a lil moan about them being long*Barstaff: "Cards declined mate"snm

[Guest Wu-Tang]

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH.LOL @ Bert & Lahi.

[JLovely]

Close your eyes and imagine....*holding champs*Me: "What you saying, you want a glass?"*pours champs, champs remaining fills 1/3 of glass, gold diggerbitch plainfaces*Me: "Hmmm I'll buy a next bottle"*I engage in talks whilst waiting on slow bar staff... have a lil moan about them being long*Barstaff: "Cards declined mate"snm

LMFAO!

[Wavant]

Was she a winner Bert?

[Jodie]

Close your eyes and imagine....*holding champs*Me: "What you saying, you want a glass?"*pours champs, champs remaining fills 1/3 of glass, gold diggerbitch plainfaces*Me: "Hmmm I'll buy a next bottle"*I engage in talks whilst waiting on slow bar staff... have a lil moan about them being long*Barstaff: "Cards declined mate"snm

LMFAO!

[Fresh]

7/10Twanged the situation enough to save ridicule but I couldnt even take the convo much further than that

[MARLO STANSFIELD]

dont even wanna talk about it my skin still crawls from the way i duppied myself.

[shaian]

this thread is too much....i cant even think of much u kno. my story aint even as good. just dumb.was like 14. had this girls number. called her with no clue what to say... some mobb deep song comes on..( str8 2 voicemail) so i hung up real quick..found the same cd, put the same song on.called back... voicemail again.... i was like 'hi, julia...aaaa we have the same song on... how random.. well anyways.. was just callin u..bla bla bla... not embarresing. more sad/embarresing..

[Brandnew]

Close your eyes and imagine....*holding champs*Me: "What you saying, you want a glass?"*pours champs, champs remaining fills 1/3 of glass, gold diggerbitch plainfaces*Me: "Hmmm I'll buy a next bottle"*I engage in talks whilst waiting on slow bar staff... have a lil moan about them being long*Barstaff: "Cards declined mate"snm

so deep...so so deep

[Kaiser]

Close your eyes and imagine....*holding champs*Me: "What you saying, you want a glass?"*pours champs, champs remaining fills 1/3 of glass, gold diggerbitch plainfaces*Me: "Hmmm I'll buy a next bottle"*I engage in talks whilst waiting on slow bar staff... have a lil moan about them being long*Barstaff: "Cards declined mate"snm

LMFAO!

PMSL

[Guest Braundy]

this thread is too much....i cant even think of much u kno. my story aint even as good. just dumb.was like 14. had this girls number. called her with no clue what to say... some mobb deep song comes on..( str8 2 voicemail) so i hung up real quick..found the same cd, put the same song on.called back... voicemail again.... i was like 'hi, julia...aaaa we have the same song on... how random.. well anyways.. was just callin u..bla bla bla... not embarresing. more sad/embarresing..

LMFAOwhy fam?why?

[VENI VIDI VICI]

I went to pick up this peng chick in a fresh new whip to go on a date after a lengthy courtship. Pulled up at the meeting place, she got in, kiss kiss, hug hug, hi hi etc.Driving along she goes 'Nice car, I love it, is it yours?'. I had no intentions of lying BUT somehow my mouth just opened and the following sentence came out 'Yes its mine, it took me ages to save up for it. Hard work does pay off & now I've got it'. Smile.Minutes later she goes 'what cd's you got?', I said open the glove box. I totally forgot what I'd put in there.'I can't find any cds' then she pulls out a bunch of AVIS documents & goes 'Avis rent cars don't they?'Me: silence

[Guest Braundy]

I went to pick up this peng chick in a fresh new whip to go on a date after a lengthy courtship. Pulled up at the meeting place, she got in, kiss kiss, hug hug, hi hi etc.Driving along she goes 'Nice car, I love it, is it yours?'. I had no intentions of lying BUT somehow my mouth just opened and the following sentence came out 'Yes its mine, it took me ages to save up for it. Hard work does pay off & now I've got it'. Smile.Minutes later she goes 'what cd's you got?', I said open the glove box. I totally forgot what I'd put in there.'I can't find any cds' then she pulls out a bunch of AVIS documents & goes 'Avis rent cars don't they?'Me: silence

LMFAOteach you to stunt with no P

[JLovely]

LOL

[Trilliam]

I went to pick up this peng chick in a fresh new whip to go on a date after a lengthy courtship. Pulled up at the meeting place, she got in, kiss kiss, hug hug, hi hi etc.Driving along she goes 'Nice car, I love it, is it yours?'. I had no intentions of lying BUT somehow my mouth just opened and the following sentence came out 'Yes its mine, it took me ages to save up for it. Hard work does pay off & now I've got it'. Smile.Minutes later she goes 'what cd's you got?', I said open the glove box. I totally forgot what I'd put in there.'I can't find any cds' then she pulls out a bunch of AVIS documents & goes 'Avis rent cars don't they?'Me: silence

bwahahahaha

[VENI VIDI VICI]

f*ck it, she was peng, gammon back off, sexy as f*ck, wearing dem shinny tight leggings, her figure was amazing, some low cut top, smelling so nice I can eat her, excuse me for just thinking with my penis. I lied for pum pum & 2 days later i got it. I'm gulity, lock me away. I'm bad I tell ya, baaaaaaad!

[Guest Braundy]

still gt caught doebut still, if u have to lie, may as well do it in a spectacular way