Official Cooking Thread

[Dubby]

making me feel hungry with that picture

[Black Ant]

anyone made burgers from scratch?

been craving for a burger for weeks

any tips?

[Dubby]

Done it before but realised that I've never really liked thick burgers (only them thin BK/McDs ones).

Its pretty much as easy as squishing mince meat into the right shape and grilling it.

[Guest Lens]

marinate the mince before hand, and the possibilities are endless depending on what You add, i like usin crushed chillies

fry then oven, will give a better finish than just frying, or just putting in oven.

[Skenghis Khan]

cosign superstition on using heavy bottom cast iron pan

cosign faze on oiling the steak and using a dry pan

lol at marinating it in milk.wtf.

also lol at putting burgers in the oven, dry f*ckin burgers, r u lenching?

[Guest Lens]

that was a geuine post. 5 mins in oven after it's fried, for a better finish. i don't have a grill to know if a grill would do this better, but oven works.

[Eskay Jones]

anyone made burgers from scratch?

been craving for a burger for weeks

any tips?

Best burgers are made from scratch.

I use chillies, onions, sage and parsley with some garlic and of course salt n pepper

Mix it up with the mince. make sure the mince has fat on it

add a seperated egg.

then away you go.

Best results use a Grill.

[Lieutenant]

Dinner for today.

The mac n cheese is made from scratch. Grilled Chicken marinated for 24hrs.

The garlic bread also made from scratch.

Omg that looks f*ck*ng nice

Dunno why I come in here, aint eaten since 9pm last night, f*ck*ng starving.

[Kim]

lens cant cook

[Guest Lens]

add a seperated egg.

Best results use a Grill.

try fry then grill

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will try the egg

will do this today since i'm short of ideas.

[Dubby]

why would you fry then grill?

you don't even have a grill, how can you talk about grill?

[Kim]

Lens is chatting sh*t trying to sound like he can cook,....

face it, be real u cant even cook a pot noodle can u nt trying to be funny, but why u so desperate to impress people on the net, wen this time now u should be learning to cook if thats ur thing, but dont try blag like ur some top chef giving out SHIIIIIIIIIT TIPS

[Guest FA23]

lean steak mince is a must aswell.... f*ck any other cheap sh*t.

[KayGee]

Yes.

[Guest Lens]

Lens is chatting sh*t trying to sound like he can cook,....

just cooking a vindaloo

il post a pic wen its done

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my dinner

[Black Ant]

i think eating too much red meat isnt good for you

[Kim]

u marinate ur steak in milk

enough said

[Guest Lens]

You hide the main dish so that we see rice and sweetcorn. more than enough said.

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no 1 said anything about the steak i showed, which had been marinated in milk. their comments were about the lack of gravy

[Guest Flat Eric]

bruv you're marinating sh*t in milk and oil man

[Grafter]

i think eating too much red meat isnt good for you

it ain

it jus sits in ur bowel for months

forms a concrete lining inside it

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lens who told u about marinating in milk?

if ur lenching, this thread is not the place...

if u got some tuff meat an u wanna make it tender

u put it in a plastic bag, and then bash it up with a hammer

[Kim]

how am i hiding anything, its the f*ck*ng webcam camera angle and lighting but this isnt about me, its about the fact you put milk on ur steak and other f*ckery you have posted in here,,,i think u nshud tell ur mum to hang her head in shame

[Guest Lens]

i do it for the taste, more than the texture. don't knock it without trying it. like i said, do it with one of Your many steaks, in the worst case, You're only losing one steak. but You'll like it.

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but heard about red meat clogging Your digestive system longer than anything else as well. wasn't a reliable source so i didn't say anything.

[Guest Lens]

how am i hiding anything, its the f*ck*ng webcam camera angle and lighting

the lighting and camera angle You picked, which meant we can't even tell from the pic what it is - obv intentional to hide how badly it came out

and like i said, that was following a post You made saying You're making vindaloo

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my mum didn't teach me to cook, i learned for myself, so she got nothing to be ashamed of in terms of my cooking

[Black Ant]

just googled this milk thing

apparently it doesnt add taste but it tenderises the steak

[Grafter]

thanks for clearing that up ant