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Steven
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Pretty sure some of the biggest fail statements of all time go like this

Lieutenant
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:rofl: :rofl: Seriously f*cked up woman

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Flojo Newbie

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His post about some thick chick and how the pum is jam packed like an M&S sandwich. Also how you would just see him pop up from the bottom corner of the image like in Mortal Kombat and eat her out.

:rofl:

lmfao

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That was Kurious he was talking about weren't it?

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I also remember him saying something about Megaman (aka Dwayne Vincent) like: "Dwayne Vincent is a gunman name doe alie lol"

duno why but it had me in stitches

Nah, if I remember correctly it was one thick lightskin chick GoldCoast put up I think.

LMAO @ that bar about Mega Man.

Toney was a funny motherf*cker. Forum would actually be joke with him back. Man would be dropping bars in the zorn archive.

lmao

He had me in stitches bare times, I was crying at the 'machete your black boat' line.

didn't he start the om nom nom line as well?

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Lieutenant Newbie

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I once saw some video of a man f*ck*ng a chicken to death literally, the thing was dead and floppy at the end, it started out clucking and flapping, blood and feathers flying everywhere. The man just goes about his buisiness and he was proper pounding it. The way he was mashing it though. MMMMM.

I once searched gayporn to get a picture merkage and got like 7-8 men each doing eachother in the batty in a full circle so no one was missing out on giving and taking. It looked clumsy and one particular guy had the sh*t beaten out of him because his intruder has wet crap all over his knob. There was cum all over the place, around battys and along backs.

Oh and I have masturbated over the thought of dominance. I know it aint sexual but the thought of walking all over someone, rubbing someones toothbrush up my arse, etc really turns me on.

i didnt bash on it but i remba sum1 sending me a link of 2 lesbian chicks

all startin 2 go nice then all of a f*ckin sudden......

they were lickin their own poo like its ice cream

shitz disgusting

That's two girls, one cup.

I saw one called two kids, one sandbox, that was totally disgusting but had an air of sexyness to it. Some guy gets a dildo, a big dildo sticks it into himself and starts f*ck*ng himself with it, really hard and he has penetrated REALLY deep with it... But the place he has stuck it in is his japs eye.

His JAPS EYE. THE JAPS EYE.

And there's the Pain Olympics, I aint even gonna go there but I even think anyone would be SICK to wank to it, just google it, lol.

My cousin, who looks like Jack Osbourne, has bare bumfluff even though he is 23, plays alot of World of Warcraft and wears black metal band T-shirts. He openly admitted once he wanks to manga porn, he has LOADS of it. To be honest though, he didn't even have to say anything, he just looks like the type. His room stinks of sex.

There's porn for everything.

When I was doing the foot fetish thing there are special sites dedicated to fetishes of black feet, car pedals being pushed with feet, stomping on shoes and stomping on cooked meals with shoes on. LMAO.

There's special sites for PLASTER CAST porn, amputee porn (a big thing for people to bash out to legless wonders trying to climb stairs), breast milk porn, pregnant porn, VOMITTING PORN, circle wanking...

Now THAT'S quite nice.

"Dem secret fetishes der"

PICTURES

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More your thing Mr. L? Make sure you wipe your keyboard when you are done.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Seriously f*cked up woman

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Who was is that claimed they were seeing some chick, posted a pic of her, and it was like the BAITEST ting from all those "Facebook of Sex" adverts and sh*t

Latina looking skinny chick, black and red tracksuit

lol swear it was justin

I've never posted bait chicks. Don't mention me in this stupidness. About linking me to every fraff on here, smh.

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Heero Yuy

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*deletes DBZ porn*

I once saw some video of a man f*ck*ng a chicken to death literally, the thing was dead and floppy at the end, it started out clucking and flapping, blood and feathers flying everywhere. The man just goes about his buisiness and he was proper pounding it. The way he was mashing it though. MMMMM.

I once searched gayporn to get a picture merkage and got like 7-8 men each doing eachother in the batty in a full circle so no one was missing out on giving and taking. It looked clumsy and one particular guy had the sh*t beaten out of him because his intruder has wet crap all over his knob. There was cum all over the place, around battys and along backs.

Very bannable post, can't believe i read it!

The imagery is killing me.

Feel to chop off my headtop and pour bleach in

BTW someone hook up some horse/dog f*ck*ng woman n that.. i'm intrigued

winded me

does anyone have giraffe porn

i swear, if i could bun any animal it would be a giraffe.

giraffe.jpg

tell me they arent chung

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