Top Three Fail statements u seen on this site

[DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15]

not a fail statementbut when durty said hes gona bang out a hugo boss suit jus to jam in the local parklmfaoi could imagine man doin it on his pills

[Heero Yuy]

Not even gonna lie America should just Nuke, Iran, North Korea, Afghanistan, Iraq, and Pakistan. 5 war heads nothing long. not even to do with these soldiers dying i just dislike these countries passionately

That's one...

lol allow me was having an off day/

Basically been with this girl for about 7 months, about 2-3 months ago we realised she was spending every night at mine, and we had the conversation like "Hold on, do you live her now?".. We established she did but as she only works part time she can't really contribute to the bills and food etc which is fair enough coz i can just about manage.. But basically i said, I'll pay the bills and everything, all you have to do is make sure the yard is tidy, since with both of our sh*t together the yard can get messy.She agreed, and for about a month and a half everything is cool, come home from work yard is tidy dishes done etc. Recently though (past 3-4 weeks) she's been slipping HARD.. Hasnt tidied up, hasnt done dishes, even when I tidied the whole yard to drop a hint she just sat on the sofa watching friends, even when i asked her to help she did so for about 5 minutes and then sat back down on the sofa.. This was the ultimate boyment but at the time I just wanted a clean yard so i sorted it out thinking she'd sort herself out in due time.Yesterday I basically said to her I thought we had a deal, are you gonna tidy the yard tonight? She's like "I dunno".. I said well let me know because I'm going gym but if u aint tidying then i'll come straight home from work coz i aint gonna have enough energy to do both.. Her response was still blank. I'm like "Just give me a straight answer you gonna tidy or not so i know whether to go gym", she's like "Just go gym".. Which to me implied she was gonna tidyI get home, 6 o clock... Same messy f*ck*ng yard.. She aint even here, ring her, dont answer her phone.. I think, ah she'll return my call or txt back or whatever..10 o clock come, no reply no phone call so I just txt her to see if she's dead or whatever because as angry as I am at her I still wanna make sure she's cool.. She justs txts back "i'm at home"... No explaination, no apology.. NothingI feel to bag her sh*t up now but I think that's a bit rude so i'm thinking when she gets back later I'm thinking just sit her down and tell her she needs to leave coz she cant hold up her simple side of the bargain..

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[Heero Yuy]

Swear hes never came back since that, guy ended his own e-life

[Michel Kane]

L2...f*ck*ng legend.Got destroyed differently.

[BLACK VICTIM]

L2 hahavip2 used to be jokes

[FreeMason]

who remembers that CK Flash/ Starish and the pic of the straploool

[Steven]

Pretty sure some of the biggest fail statements of all time go like this

Yo I'm getting married

Yo I got her pregnant

Yo she left me

[Guest Flat Ericó]

How did the name L2 come about I believe I have forgotten

[Aquaman]

topic should still be in l and lguy was getting taken for a original glazed by his girlL2 getting buried. go chase ya dog thu mud

[Steven]

Mods need to make a RWD/Vip2 wiki so we can document these failures while never forgetting.

[Wavant]

I need to read that Adidas thread.I remember Kurious dropping a bar about 'Ghost pum' or sumting like that.Classic sh*t.

[Sleepz]

Mods need to make a RWD/Vip2 wiki so we can document these failures while never forgetting.

Im a fan of this idea.

[kurious]

lmao me and Adi used 2 clash b2b on the set

[Necksta]

who remembers that CK Flash/ Starish and the pic of the straploool

"im just joking init"lmfao

[Dubby]

Mods need to make a RWD/Vip2 wiki so we can document these failures while never forgetting.

Im a fan of this idea.

lol, innit'could like make a urban version of encyclopedia dramatica

[Meticulous]

Sometimes I think why do I read this site

[Michel Kane]

L isnt actually black. He's just gifted with black skin.

F*ckery .... :lol:

From the L2 thread.One of the best lines I've ever read.

[Natty]

Not even a wikipedia ting tbhcreate a separate section called "Archive"Lock it so only admins/mods can post there and just move all them classic threads to that sectionEasy access for everyone

[VENOM]

im sure in all these threads, man like bit better or gay fox always came in saying "its actually not that funny"

[Mr Invincible 49]

BIG MAN TING...HAS ANYONE GOT A LINK TO THE FULL THING???BIG MAN TING

i hope man was joking.

Nah i was being real

[Guest Triple XXX]

i vaguely remember Stamina man doin sutin bt i cnt recall itswear he tried to hack the forumthen his chick gt put on the bannergood times

[ruz]

who remembers that CK Flash/ Starish and the pic of the straploool

"im just joking init"lmfao

lol i remember this

[JGGB]

Swear Rich Kid and Frank white have never been seen again? Unless they're under alias'/LOLs

[Guest Tulse Hill]

Frank Whites been dealth with.TH

[Thun]

Swear Rich Kid and Frank white have never been seen again? Unless they're under alias'/LOLs

I think frank 'fiddler' white is under a next name