Lurchie Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Your dying for a sh*t, you run down the stairs and the door to the bathroom just closes.I need the loo but I've just been boyed twice in a row now. I'm going to camp outside the toilet.Add your own hate it moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackstock Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Sometimes, but i run upstairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accra Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Don't you just hate it when someone uses something up, like milk (or chocolate ice cream), and leaves a ridiculously small amount for you! Worse still when they do it, then watch you pour your cereal, and open the fridge. Then tell you that there's no milk when you pick up the stupidly light carton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaddstar Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 i hate it when i go into the kitchen go to turn on the kettle, an all of a sudden, one yout jumps out his seat exclaimin:"MANS USIN THE KETTLE U KNO" ok mate, hav it, sh*t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 LOLthis remind me of my bredrin when we were youngawe were playing footie on the estate and he needed to do a sh*t and his mum wouldnt let him in coz he had been coming in and out the houseso he did a sh*t in the alley like some dogbare jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accra Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Someone asks if he can have a tin of my beans and he'll buy some for me later. I'm thinking I've got 3 ting left and I get home NEEDING beans on toast and in fact I had one tin left and he's used it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Invincible 49 Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 rags...man had 2 sh*t in a park back in the day....had 2 whip my arse with leaves...bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurchie Posted April 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Eks already got boyed yday when he was cravin for ice cream but was made to scrape the tub.Smad you should tell em to add a bit more water, tryna take this for Africa where you have to be tight with your water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Don't you just hate it when ..Some1 is gonna explain suttin, and then they they go "ahhh it don't matter", and you ask them what they was going to say, but they blatently keep saying "ahhh it doesnt matter, forget about it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaddstar Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 i dnt even sh*t in toilets other than in my yard LET ALONE THE STREET OR ANY BUSH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M12 Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 i dnt even sh*t in toilets other than in my yard  LET ALONE THE STREET OR ANY BUSH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Eric Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 i hate it when i go into the kitchen go to turn on the kettle, an all of a sudden, one yout jumps out his seat exclaimin:"MANS USIN THE KETTLE U KNO" Â ok mate, hav it, sh*they smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Boy B Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 When theres no bog roll. Is worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bedroom Bully. Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Don't you just hate it when .. You step in your house, there is no 1 in the house, just you and your mum, your mum is upstairs, and she goes "is that you ?"Errr yeah, who else would it be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambino Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 This forums gettin too stretched across the screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaddstar Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 i hate it when i go into the kitchen go to turn on the kettle, an all of a sudden, one yout jumps out his seat exclaimin:"MANS USIN THE KETTLE U KNO" Â ok mate, hav it, sh*they smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadsterhelloooo there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 wen u got hayfever yeah and 1 f*ckin nostril is blockedand wen u finally get it unblockedthe other 1 gets bunged up :x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurchie Posted April 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 I'm glad I don't have hayfever and hope I don't ever get it. Would ruin my Summers.SS: About the shittin in the park casually you need to re-evaluate before airing on the forums, things like that will get you killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CK. Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 This forums gettin too stretched across the screen.Alie the wide screen avi's aint the one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 When theres no bog roll. Is worse.ang tight the newspaper or even worse magazine mandemthat is not me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Eric Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 This forums gettin too stretched across the screen.Come off the 800x600 resolution i suggest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnuckleDuster Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Are you mad?No sensation in this world can compete with a solid sh*t rubbing the walls of your anus, forcing oneself to endure all the good vibes something as simple as a held-in-turd has to offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mizchif Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 What I hate is when you take a big sh*t and youve run out of toilet paper.Them ones where all mans got to improvise with is one sheet and the brown hard cylinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnuckleDuster Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Or you could just draw for the hand towel and sneak it in the wash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mizchif Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 I live with 3 dudes. Sneaking a shitty handtowel into a next mans wash is violation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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