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Yep.
fuuuuuuthat sh*t makes me wanna wear y-fronts and never play sport i heard about a guy who threw up and had to be sedated by paramedics from the pain - you can lose the testicle if you don't get surgery wihtin like 6 hours right?
wot exactly is this cos i read the definition ages ago but i dunno if i was payin attn
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsionTesticular torsion is when the spermatic cord to a testicle twists, cutting off the blood supply. The most common symptom is acute testicular pain and the most common underlying cause is a congenital malformation known as a "bell clapper deformity". The diagnosis is often made clinically but if it is in doubt an ultrasound is helpful in ruling in or out the condition. Emergent diagnosis and treatment is required in order to save the viability of the testicleTesticular torsion is a surgical emergency that needs immediate intervention.[2] If treated within 6 hours, there is an excellent chance (90%) of saving the testicle. Within 12 hours the rate decreases to 50%, within 24 hours is 10%, and after 24 hours the rate approaches 0.[2] Once the testicle is dead it must be removed to prevent gangrenous infection./Last time I read this I was scared to go to bed:Torsions are sometimes called "winter syndrome". This is because they often happen in winter, when it is cold outside. The scrotum of a man who has been lying in a warm bed is relaxed. When he arises, his scrotum is exposed to the colder room air. If the spermatic cord is twisted while the scrotum is loose, the sudden contraction that results from the abrupt temperature change can trap the testicle in that position. The result is a testicular torsion
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f*ck six hours thts nothingis the pain excruciating when u get it like its not one of them things u could brush off
yh that's what i've been toldi thought i might have done something to my testicle once cos it was hurting for a few hours after i did some exercise and i remembered one guy i know (telling me that story about the guy he knew having to be sedated by paramedica when the ambulance came cos he was in so much pain, so i assumed i couldn't have had a torsion. i was still scared to go to sleep that night though in case i woke up with a "dead testicle"
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couldnt read that testicle stuff./Low - best friend dying of cancer / stuff related to mums depression / babymother snitching on me for a firearm so she could take the yard and everything inside it.High - daughter being born / scoring a goal against morocco in my first game for algeria

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oh snap i remember that baby mum story, how did it end?
Well i got my money back from credit card she rinsed, left everything behind and started a fresh, unfortunately i only see my daughter when my mum has her which isnt much cos shes not in the country much.With the firearm charge after being on trial for 9 months it was thrown out after being adjourned 5 times for forensics messing up the number on the evidence bag.(i didnt murder her cos my daughter loves her too much)
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From time slight brushes of the bollock are felt from the PIT of my stomach, I don't wanna know about this Torsion sh*t.Kane still went to the match like a Gen tho. Could of been a cataclysmic fail of Armageddon proportions.Imagine slipping down a tier with a broken bollock? /WTF at this "Winter Syndrome" shenanigans??!?!?!?! mellow.gifTHIS PAGE IS TOO TROUBLING

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f*ck six hours thts nothingis the pain excruciating when u get it like its not one of them things u could brush off
BRUVImagine someone gripsing your balls for HOURS. Plus nausea.That definitely isn't 'nothing'. Plus the trauma of a doctor telling you, you might lose it cuz you took a bit time before you hit hospital.
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oh snap i remember that baby mum story, how did it end?
Well i got my money back from credit card she rinsed, left everything behind and started a fresh, unfortunately i only see my daughter when my mum has her which isnt much cos shes not in the country much.With the firearm charge after being on trial for 9 months it was thrown out after being adjourned 5 times for forensics messing up the number on the evidence bag.(i didnt murder her cos my daughter loves her too much)
thats mad, u need to see your daughter more though, is that the comprimise you came to like you omnly see her when she with your mum or is she just refusing to let you see her?
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Highest:- Making each step up from part time sales to deputy manager in under 2 years, With a view to becoming a manager in the next 3-6months. (Plus a disgusting pay rise)Low:- Nan passing away, Grandad passing away, Dad leaing my mum for another woman. Having to abort an unborn child. Also seeing my mum in intensive care with oure tubes coming out of her and bare machines around her. :D

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oh snap i remember that baby mum story, how did it end?
Well i got my money back from credit card she rinsed, left everything behind and started a fresh, unfortunately i only see my daughter when my mum has her which isnt much cos shes not in the country much.With the firearm charge after being on trial for 9 months it was thrown out after being adjourned 5 times for forensics messing up the number on the evidence bag.(i didnt murder her cos my daughter loves her too much)
thats mad, u need to see your daughter more though, is that the comprimise you came to like you omnly see her when she with your mum or is she just refusing to let you see her?
na its more a case of me keeping my distance at risk of knocking her block off, but i know as time goes on ill let it go and i can be more involved with my daughter.
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Low- Also the torsion, mine happened in summer '08 I think it was after doing some heavy lifting with my Grandad putting up some fences. Maddest pain of my life, was in Canterbury with my family when the pain got real bad. As soon as I got back to London I went clinic thinking it may be some madness, got rushed to Mayday and was priority. Was going crazy knowing that I could lose it. I think the operation was called orchidopexy or something and I felt so bad for the next few days... just bare depressing even thinking about it nowMK you're a soldier for going to the footballHighs- first beat, passing GCSEs, doing better in A-Levels than predicted, Prague Summer '09, getting into uni, first full time job last summer

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Low- Also the torsion, mine happened in summer '08 I think it was after doing some heavy lifting with my Grandad putting up some fences. Maddest pain of my life, was in Canterbury with my family when the pain got real bad. As soon as I got back to London I went clinic thinking it may be some madness, got rushed to Mayday and was priority. Was going crazy knowing that I could lose it. I think the operation was called orchidopexy or something and I felt so bad for the next few days... just bare depressing even thinking about it nowMK you're a soldier for going to the footballHighs- first beat, passing GCSEs, doing better in A-Levels than predicted, Prague Summer '09, getting into uni, first full time job last summer
Shet fam, did you stay in hospital after the operation? I couldn't bear it, Mayday hospital aswell? Nah, f*ck thatTBH, after I calmed down, just before the surgery, I got a sense of humour about it. Was bussing joke on the operating table just before the gas kicked in.
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