THE OFFICIAL VENTING + ANTI THREAD: PART TWO

[Heero Yuy]

Last 3/4 pages have been neeky as fuck.

[Woodpecker]

dno bout new smokers. pretty much everyone smokes it tbh

[Kurtis]

nah but seriously WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

 

you know how youre chatting to a chick (slightly older aswell so youre gassed) she actually says shes on linking without prompting.. you do the birdman handrub, then she says she's 14 weeks pregnant

 

the North West is a whole different world

 

them ones where you been slyly working on it for like a week

[Guest chap44uns]

you need to start dealing wid classy chicks g

 

up your vivARGH

[Kurtis]

fam

 

broke up with my chick like 2 weeks ago

 

im goin HAM

 

2013 anyone can get it

 

lining up about 6 right now it aint no game

[shower]

Dave where r u finding them sorta things gotta be pof

[Kurtis]

Dave where r u finding them sorta things gotta be pof

 

fam

 

im on a next ting

 

i move to tings on other people FB statuses and those that post on status updates of pages and shit. amongst other things

 

POF is dead to me right now, will prob jump back on it though, but it wasnt sayin much last time i was there, but maybe cause all i was doin was lookin for hilarious chicks

[Heero Yuy]

fam

broke up with my chick like 2 weeks ago

im goin HAM

2013 anyone can get it

lining up about 6 right now it aint no game

[Seydou]

PMSL 14 weeks.

 

Dave, beg you write a book. Please.

 

Just go to a publisher and tell them your life story.

[shower]

Lol I beat two things from there. They should make a new thread. FB status your defiantly brave

[Kurtis]

Lol I beat two things from there. They should make a new thread. FB status your defiantly brave

 

if you can work the weird angle the success rate is ite

 

worst is when you move to someone on your friends friend list, if you get shutdown theres a chance it could get odd

[Kurtis]

Bro the whole point is that he only took it cos it's in 'fashion'

Same way theers a sudden rise in weed smokers

 

i dont see the problem though?

 

ive heard people talking about it for years, people were popping that after school in year 8 when we were jamming in the park

 

maybe you man know alot of fashion followers and posers

 

he aint the only one who talked about molly still

 

 

[Mame Biram Diouf]

David why do you always have to do this?

[Kurtis]

i honestly dont even know

[Yuri]

So turns out she fucked some guy from her work when they were drunk at a work party, after she was upset at me after a fight. She wanted to end it with us because she "couldn't take the guilt but couldn't bring herself to tell me", even though she'd been making me feel like shit by not giving a real reason to break up. At least it makes sense now, all women are deceitful and untrustworthy.

He was white btw lads

[Yuri]

Next time I see that bitch she's holding a slap fucking suka blyat

[JLovely]

Ouch!

So did she finally confess or you found out for yourself?

[Yuri]

I was suspicious about it, and pushed her to tell me. She lied for a long time then she finally started crying and admitted it and tellin me how sorry she was and she still wanted to be with me (lulz).

The question now is - do I send sex/naked pictures she sent me to her family? Not even cos I'm hurt, just cos I got nothing better to do with them

[The Flyest]

lol whys that always the next action on here

 

just erase her from your memory and move on bro

 

pm me the pics tho

[Yuri]

I'm on my phone can't send pictures. Remind me

[Woodpecker]

bruv we want the pics not her dad

[Seydou]

Boooooooy.

Might as well upload them pics.

[Zizouz]

just erase her from your memory and move on bro

[Yuri]

Will upload when I'm on my laptop at home

[Lieutenant]

Fackkkkkkkk that is PAIN!!!

I'd rather not know tbh

Yeah bring through the nudes though